Pojo's Yu-Gi-Oh Card of the Day
Number - LOB-004
- 1.00 (based on 6 reviews)
are based on a 1 to 5 scale
1 being the worst. 3 ... average.
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Reviewed - September 13, 2002
Trunks the Swordsman
- Skull Servant - Legend of Blue Eyes
do i have to review this? *_* how can i put it in a
good way? He sucks hes not worth anything and he will
never be seen in a tournament winning deck in fact any
deck for that matter. Hes got a fusion but its weak.
Nope this guy completely sucks and should be given a
rating of 0.0
Type : Dark/Zombie
Attk/Def : 300/200
Rating 1.0 ( i cant put 0 for a rating though :P)
<ed note: When
I first wrote this CotD Review, I thought it was going
to be my first one. This is why it's worded as
such. Turned out later that it was
Friday's. Oh well.>
Well guys, you've got a Magic guy over here now.
Yep - the same guy who's
running the Magic site and throws his two cents in on
their CotD has come to
Yu-Gi-Oh now. So what does that mean for all you
in Pojoland? Nothing.
Absolutely nothing. You just have another writer
- that's about it.
So, for my first card, I get Skull Servant.
Lemme tell you a story about
The other day, I was sitting at the computer working
on updating the Magic
site. All of a sudden, I got this HORRIBLE
feeling in my stomach.
Quickly, feeling like I was in trouble, I ran to the
bathroom. Much to my
dismay, I found the toilet paper roll to be empty.
I was crushed. How was
I possibly going to wipe my butt now? Then, it
came to me! I yelled to my
lovely wife, "Hey Chris! Can you throw me a
few Skull Servants!" She
flipped a few under the door into the increasingly
rancid room. I quickly
used them to wipe my butt and was done with it.
After holding my breath for
too long, I was able to escape - escape with the
knowledge that Skull
Servant had served it's true purpose.
WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU POSSIBLY PLAY THIS CARD?!?!?!?!
It's stats are disgustingly bad. Yeah, you fuse
it into a Flame Ghost, but
that thing kinda sucks too. Just play better
monsters rather than get fancy
to play a mediocre one.
It's Friday, and you know what that
means, it's time for a Friday fun pick
special! (And I didn't even pick the
card for today.....*has started Friday
tradition*). Today's fun pick special is
a card we've been looking forward to review
since the day the Yu-Gi-Oh! site opened, Skull
"A skeletal ghost that isn't strong
but can mean trouble in large numbers."
Excuse me while I write in "1337
$ku|_|_ $3r\/4nt r0><0r$ j00!!!!!!!
Yes, Skull Servant is a god. If you get
three of these on the field, you are
unstoppable. Literally. Read the
flavor text. It says trouble in
large numbers. You can win
instantly with 5 of them on the field (3 of
yours, 2 from your opponent), similar to how
you win with Exodia if you
have all 5 parts in your hand). They
can't be destroyed by Trap Hole,
they can be powered up by Castle of
Dark Illusions, and they don't
require a Tribute to play, either, although
I'd pay up to 5 Tributes to
play this guy! He's just that good!
Should YOU play it?
Well, of course you should! Play 3 of
them, and you're unstoppable!
Skull Servant instantly gets a 5.0.
If I gave it any less, it would be stupid!!!
Now that you are totally convinced that I am
smoking something REALLY
strong (similar to the stuff the people that
translated Cyclone as Mystical
Space Typhoon were), you should never
ever EVER EVER EVER EVER
play this card. (Got it?)
So, Skull Servant gets a 1.0.
No, it can't even do stuff. (Whoever
created that phrase was a genius, and I'll be
the first to tell you the genius wasn't me
Friday -- Skull Servant -- LoB
Introduction: Oh my gosh I lose to a bony Skull
Dark / Level 1
Why should you use it?
*Nice shocker when you win with it.
*Very easy card to get
*Used in futhure combos
*Cannot be trap hole.
*Great monster to tribute away!
*Tribute to the Doomed bait
*Throw away card
Why shouldn't you use it?
(Yes that's all I can think of)
Reasons: Great card to beat your opponent with.
It has to draw backs! It's
a common, what else can I say. Too bad it's from
Legend of Blue Eyes though.
This card is a good card when the Multiply card comes
out. It confuses your
opponet to think why the heck your playing this card.
It cannot be trap
hole! Yeah! Don't have to worry about which monster to
tribute, just tribute
this monster away. A monster to put up, instead
of wasting one of your good
monsters for DEF position of course. Make your
opponent waste a fissure on
this monster. Make them waste a tribute to the doomed
and a card to kill
this monster. You can use this card to throw
away for Tribute to the Doomed
and or Magic Jammer. Yeah it's a zombie type and gets
a field power bonus
from Castle of Dark Illusions. It's also a Dark-Type
so you can attach a
Swords of Dark Destruction to it. It's a level 1, so
that means you don't
have to tribute for this monster. Okay now the
drawbacks, it just has
300/200 thats mainly it.
Rating: A very very very good card! Major staple card.
Must use in every
deck. I give it a 5.0!!! *Laughs* okay real rating
1.0. I think you know
Conclusion: A great card if you want to confuse your
opponent, but is really
pointless card to use. By the way I suggest this CoTD.
So all complains goes
Want to see how pathetic Yu-Gi-Oh monsters
Skull Servant: 300/200 ATK/DEF. No Effect.
These are the kind of cards people enjoy giving
away. Why? Because they will NEVER become playable.
Not even close.
Maybe if some excellent fusion somehow came
along. But, why use it when we have those reliable
fusion-material monsters from the Tournament Packs.
If I could give it a negative number as my rating,
I'm praying that no one has to stoop this low. ;)
Friday - Skull Servant
Honestly. Why was this card picked? Skull
one of the most, if not the weakest monster in the
entire game with stats of 300/200.
What can this card be used for? Well later on,
can use it as a tribute to play the deck destruction
virus of death, but there are better monsters you can
tribute like sangan or kuriboh.
I give it a 1/5. Unfortunately I cant give it a
score cause it really deserves one. If you're
this card in your deck, I think you should consider
quitting and playing another game, like checkers.
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