Yo, guys! Heres my top ten funniest flavor texts!
1) Armored Cannon Balbaro: "Can someone reload me?"
2)Explosive dude Joe: "I used to have a real problem
with exploding, but thanks to regular exercise, and a
balanced diet, Iv'e cut my explosion rate down to twice
a day! But I can't take all the credit. I'd like to
thank my family for helping me lead a normal" BOOM!
3)Sarius, Vizier of Suppression: " It's got a heart
of gold. And a gall bladder of zinc.
4)Bone piercer: " Whaddya mean that's not food? Just
bring me some ketchup!
5)Gray Balloon, Shadow of greed: It's the thing
that goes squish in the night.
6)Psyshroom: Young balloon mushrooms think that
pizzas exist only in horror stories their parents use to
scare them. When they grow up, They learn the awful
truth.
7)Sparkle Flower: From tiny seeds grow tree-like,
spiral-matrix thingies.
8)Fortress Shell: "Wow! I can't wait to
disassemble this!"
9) Crimson Hammer: There's nothing a machine eater
enjoys more than a good game of whack-a-Hulcus.
10)Calvary General Curatops: "Doesn't your scooter
have a Flamethrower, a grenade launcher, a bazooka, and
a pair of roto-blades too?"
