N-764 Rampageous Pig
I honestly thought I'd only ever review one pig
card, and now, that expectation is shattered...I
don't know how to feel right now, but sadness is
really the emotion that seems to be correct.
T0 HC0 Fire
Animal I Mental Power: -2 I Surge
2/0 1/0 CA:
This card is bad. Not even regular bad, but weird
bad. It's a stupid pig, having negative mental.
Animal kind of helps, it could see play in a circus
deck...it's better than Kikki, right? Right? But
beyond that, it's stats are bad, 2/0 1/0 isn't
getting played in fire, especially with Giant Tiger
not being stupid and having better stats and not
being a horrible pig with a hate filled name. It
has surge, which helps with it's rampaging theme,
but I don't want more than one of these in my hand
ever. But it has to have a good effect, doesn't it?
Something to pull it up from the dredge? Let's
take a look, shall we:
This ninja must be sent out to Attack if possible.
This ninja gets +2/+0 when it is sent out to Attack.
This ninja cannot be the user of Jutsu cards.
Wow, I still hate this card, what a surprise.
Forcing horror pig to attack every turn? With
negative mental? The new meta embraces mental and
you're going to throw out a stupid pig for them to
out think? That seems like some kind of sick
punishment. It does get stronger when it
rages, but it kind of has to, as at best when it
attacks, it's a vanilla Sasuke. At worst, it's a
suicidal vanilla Sasuke. And not letting it use
jutsu? That's probably for the best. The last
thing we want is for pigs who have negative mental
power getting their hands on jutsu!
Limited: 3/5 It's a T0 that's a decent combat ninja,
that's all. Nothing else.
Constructed: 1/5 I hate this ninja and it's
upsetting and not real name.
Block: 1/5 I still hate it, nothing changed here.
Art: Rampagerous? Did someone trick you into
letting Dr. Seuss name your cards? Is Bandai easily
tricked? If so, this is good to know...God I hope
tomorrow's card is better, although I'm betting
it'll just be another pig to mess with me.../5