Pojo's Dragonball - What If?
What if Yajirobe didn't cut off Vegita's tail when he was Oozaru?-Submitted
by The Dawg
Submitted by: William Brendel
What if Goku had used the full day in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train Gohan more and teach him how to use Instant Transmission?
First of all, Gohan’s power level would be even higher than before because of the additional two months in the time chamber. Fast forward to the Cell Games. After Gohan goes Super Saiyan 2, and kicks Cell so hard he threw up Android 18, Cell would have done the whole self-destruction thing. Even though Gohan knew how to do Instant Transmission, he’d never been anywhere else but the original Planet Namek, and it doesn’t exist anymore. Goku would have transported the giant Cell to King Kai’s planet and self-destructed like normal, then somehow come back Perfect just like in the series. Enraged by the death of his father, Gohan would have brought out more of his sleeping powers and eventually defeated Cell with the Kamehameha. (Don’t worry, this is going somewhere.)
Then there’d be the seven years of peace, during which Goku learns the Natamoru Fusion Dance in Heaven, Goten is born and eventually becomes a Super Saiyan, as would Trunks under Vegeta’s training. Gohan would do all his studying and become the Great Saiyaman, and etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Finally, we’d get to the 25th Tenkaichi Budoukai. Tien and Chaozu would show up, but Chaozu wouldn’t fight like Yamcha, because he’s so weak. (Tien would have taken the place of Jewel in the standings.)
1. Krillin VS Punta: Krillin would face Punta in the first round, and kick his butt like normal.
2. Tien VS East Kaioshin: Tien would take on East Kaioshin in round two, but wouldn’t back down like Piccolo did. This would be a great fight, because we’d learn whether or not East Kaioshin is really a wimp like they make him out to be in the real show. East Kaioshin would play around with Tien a little bit, but knowing he has work to do, would finish the fight somewhat quickly with a KO.
3. Videl VS Spopovitch: Videl would fight Spopovitch and lose like normal.
4. The Great Saiyaman VS Hercule: Saiyaman would fight in the next round, but not against Kibito because I want the tournament to last longer. Hercule would be the one to face Saiyaman, and Gohan, being the nice guy that he is, would let Hercule win for a while, but would eventually throw him out of the ring.
5. Goku VS Vegeta: Vegeta finally gets his rematch with Goku in round 5, but in order to conceal their identities and keep people from recognizing them from the Cell Games, wouldn’t become Super Saiyans. This would still be a great fight though, with both warriors using their best moves. Goku would win in the end though, using a Kao Ken to knock Vegeta into the wall that separates the ring from the stands, causing a Ring Out.
6. Mighty Mask (Trunks and Goten) VS Piccolo: Piccolo would fight “Mighty Mask” for a while, but would figure out it was Trunks and Goten when he started glowing yellow with Super Saiyan energy. He would use a ki blast to burn off their costume and expose them, and Trunks and Goten would be disqualified. Then, Piccolo would take the two to Chi Chi and Bulma.
7. Yamu VS Android 18: The two would fight evenly for a while until Yamu decided to stop wasting time and knocks 18 unconscious, surprising all the Z Warriors.
8. Killer VS Kibito: Not wanting to waste time, Kibito Ring Outs Killer.
9. Krillin VS East Kaioshin: East Kaioshin intimidates Krillin because he beat Tien. Krillin is scared throughout the whole fight and eventually gives up when East Kaioshin cancels out Krillin’s Kamehameha Wave.
10. Spopovitch VS The Great Saiyaman: Gohan is already angry with Spopovitch for hurting Videl, (who is now revived thanks to the senzu bean,) so he is ready to fight. After figuring out that Spopovitch can take it without being killed, Gohan fires Masenkos and Kamehamehas left and right, but Spopovitch keeps coming back for more. Angry that he can’t seem to beat Spopovitch, Gohan would lose control and transform into a Super Saiyan, somewhere between Ultimate Super Saiyan 1 and Super Saiyan 2. Yamu would jump on him and poke him with the Majin energy jar while Spopovitch holds him. Meanwhile, East Kaioshin and Kibito keep Goku and the others from going out to try and help him. After Spopovitch and Yamu have the energy they came for, they leave quickly.
East Kaioshin, Goku, Krillin, Tien, 18, Vegeta, and Piccolo would follow Spopovitch and Yamu with Gohan’s stolen energy. Meanwhile, Kibito stays behind to revive Gohan, and once that is accomplished, Kibito, Gohan, Videl, Trunks, and Goten follow the others. Videl eventually leaves the group after hearing the story about Majin Buu because she can’t keep up, and Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and Kibito catch up to the other group.
East Kaioshin, Kibito, Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, Goten, Tien, Krillin, 18, and Piccolo follow Spopovitch and Yamu to Babidi’s ship and hide in the mountains. They see Spopovitch and Yamu talking to Babidi, Dabura, and Pui Pui. After Babidi kills Spopovitch and Yamu, he and Pui Pui go inside the ship while Dabura remains outside. Of course, being too stupid to realize the villains are on to them, the Z Warriors are caught off guard. Dabura kills Kibito, and turns Piccolo, Tien, Krillin, Android 18, Trunks, and Goten to stone.
Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan follow Dabura into Babidi’s ship and East Kaioshin reluctantly follows, knowing the dangers. Pui Pui pops up and explains the concept of the ship’s levels. Vegeta fights and kills Pui Pui with ease.
On level 2, Goku has to fight Yakkon. After Babidi turns the terrain to the dark planet, Goku goes Super Saiyan and Yakkon sucks up the light energy Goku is emitting until he explodes.
On level 3, Gohan has to fight the powered-up Dabura. He fights Dabura well, until forced to go Super Saiyan. Because of his extra time in the Time Chamber, Dabura is being beaten so badly, Vegeta has no reason to mock Gohan, so Babidi doesn’t know he used to be evil. Instead of recalling Dabura and turning Vegeta Majin, Babidi has Dabura go after East Kaioshin. East Kaioshin is no match for Dabura, so Dabura can beat him around to gain energy for Buu. No matter how much Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan try to stop him, Dabura won’t stop going after East Kaioshin. After a little while, the egg containing Majin Buu has enough energy to hatch. Babidi recalls a worn out Dabura, and Goku takes East Kaioshin to the Lookout to be healed via Instant Transmission.
Vegeta and Gohan travel deeper into the ship. On level 4, they encounter Babidi’s grunts. Vegeta kills the whole group with a Big Bang, and they proceed. Finally reaching the bottom level, Gohan starts fighting with Dabura again, while Vegeta starts charging a Final Flash to take out Buu’s egg. Babidi transports all of them but Vegeta outside, so he can’t hit the egg with Final Flash. Gohan knocks Dabura unconscious, and starts charging a Kamehameha Wave to blast the egg. By this time, Vegeta has used the Final Flash he was charging to blow up the ship, and starts charging another one for the egg.
Just as they are about to fire, Buu’s egg erupts open and the pink cloud starts hovering. Thinking something went wrong, and being in the egg so long somehow destroyed Buu, Vegeta and Gohan reabsorb the energy they were going to use.
Goku shows up again, and the three start to advance on Babidi. Babidi starts whimpering and begging for mercy, but abruptly stops and looks over their shoulders. Gohan, Vegeta, and Goku turn around to see the cloud start to take shape, and Fat Buu materializes.
Babidi starts his idiotic rejoicing, saying how it’s all over now that he has Buu. Vegeta is unimpressed by Fat Buu, and goes on the offensive. He starts beating on Buu, with enough force to kill a normal man a hundred times at least. He finishes his onslaught with a vicious Gallic Gun. (By this time, Dabura has regained consciousness and has been watching the fight.) Buu has a hole in his stomach from the Gallic Gun, but just giggles and regenerates. He gives Vegeta a hard hit to the gut, another to the chin and smashes him to the ground. Buu imitates Vegeta’s Gallic Gun and destroys him.
Dabura sees how powerful Fat Buu is and knows Babidi can’t possibly control him long. Dabura staggers to his feet and shoots Buu through the stomach with a spear. While Buu is distracted, he uses a Mouth Beam and blows off Buu’s head. Babidi screams at Dabura for killing his new minion, but Buu simply regenerates his head and kills Dabura. This reverses the stone spell Dabura used on Piccolo, Tien, Krillin, 18, Trunks, and Goten. They see Goku and Gohan standing in front of Buu with the craters smoldering where Vegeta and Dabura were killed. They hurry down to help Goku and Gohan.
Krillin and 18 use Destructo Disks to cut Buu into four quarters. Piccolo uses Mouth Beam and Tien uses a Tri-Beam to turn those quarters into piles of Buu sludge. Goku and Goten use Kamehameha Waves on two piles of pink goo, Gohan uses a Masenko on another, and Trunks uses a primitive version of Burning Attack on the last one. But, even after all that, Buu still pulls himself together. Steam starts billowing out his head and arms, and he charges a pink energy attack.
Goku and Gohan quickly have the others touch whichever of them they are closest to, and Instant Transmission everyone to the Lookout. Not wanting them to get hurt, Gohan would go pickup Chi Chi, Bulma, Ox King, Oolong, Master Roshi, etcetera, and Bulma would remind Gohan to grab the Dragonball radar from her house.
Once there, Goku starts explaining the Natamoru Fusion Dance technique to everyone. Trunks, Goten, Gohan, and Goku would start practicing immediately. In the meantime, Buu would get sick of Babidi and kill him, and Hercule would befriend Buu. Gohan and Goku would master the Fusion technique first, and become Gokhan. Still being in the normal mode, Gokhan wouldn’t go fight Buu, because he doesn’t know how to transform inside the fusion yet. Gokhan would be able to restrain Gotenks when he fused, so he wouldn’t run off and fight Buu so soon. After all that training, Chi Chi and Bulma would make Trunks and Goten go rest. Goku, Gohan, and East Kaioshin would sense Buu off on another of his killing sprees, and Instant Transmission to his location.
They would stop Buu dead in his tracks in their normal modes, because they caught him off guard. Goku and Gohan would both go Super Saiyan 2. (Goku wouldn’t go Super Saiyan 3 because you have to be almost the exact same power levels to do Natamoru Fusion.) Goku and Gohan would fuse to Gokhan, and start to pummel Buu. East Kaioshin would charge energy blasts and fire when he had a clear shot. These would distract Buu, and East Kaioshin would confuse him with Instantaneous Movement. Meanwhile, Gokhan would charge his special “fusion move”, the Kamenko Wave. (Kamenko is charged exactly like a Kamehameha, but is gold like Masenko with white electricity around it.) East Kaioshin would get Buu in range of the Kamenko Wave, and Gokhan would fire. The attack would completely obliterate Buu, but he of course would regenerate. Gokhan would continue fighting Buu with hand-to-hand combat, using Super Kao Ken to keep one step ahead. Of course, Buu is really still in control of the fight, and not receiving any real damage. The fusion would eventually break, and Goku would tell East Kaioshin and Gohan to retreat. They would Instant Transmission back to the Lookout, while Goku fights Buu as a Super Saiyan 3. Everyone would be watching from the Lookout, and Gohan would realize that they could have won as Gokhan if he was stronger because then Gokhan would be a Super Saiyan 3.
Of course, being in Super Saiyan 3 mode would extinguish Goku’s power and remaining time. When he started to weaken, Goku would Instant Transmission back to the Lookout, and Baba would show up and tell him he had to come back to Heaven. Gohan would start whining about how if he were stronger, Gokhan would have been able to win. That’s when East Kaioshin would bring up the Z Sword, saying if Gohan mastered it, he would be powerful enough to defeat Buu. Goku would tell Trunks and Goten to train in the Time Travel Room where Yamcha, Tien, Krillin, and Chaozu trained before the Saiyan Saga, and he, East Kaioshin, and Gohan would all go to the Kai planet in Heaven.
Once on the Kai planet, East Kaioshin would give Gohan the Kai training gi, since he was still wearing his torn up Saiyaman bodysuit. Then they would go and see if Gohan could pull out the Z Sword. Gohan would muster up all his strength and go Super Saiyan 2, and finally yank out the sword. Gohan would break the Z Sword after a few hours, though, releasing Old Kai. Old Kai would offer the awakening of Gohan’s sleeping powers and start the ritual.
The next day, back on Earth, Fat Buu would separate from Bad Buu. They would fight and Bad Buu would win, and absorb Fat Buu and become Majin Buu. Then he would kill the sniper who shot Bee and Hercule, and then his assistant. Majin Buu would see Hercule and Bee, but stop just as he was about to kill them, and fly off to the Lookout because he could sense Gotenks in the Time Travel Room.
At the Lookout, Piccolo would feel Majin Buu coming, and tell Mr. Popo to take Trunks and Goten to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train. After using the Human Extinction Attack, Buu would demand to fight Gotenks, thinking it was Gokhan and wanting a rematch. Piccolo would convince Buu to wait an hour so Gotenks would be ready to fight.
Buu would wait half an hour and get impatient. He tells Piccolo that he wants to fight now. Before Piccolo can start taking Buu on that long walk around the Lookout, Tien and Krillin try their hand at the Fusion Dance, and somehow pull it off. Krien would challenge Buu to a fight, even though he knew he couldn’t possibly win, but he could hold his own against Buu. Krien would convince Buu to fly off to the other side of the planet to fight, so the Lookout wouldn’t get all torn up. Krien would be able to hold off Buu, by using Multi Form and Destructo Delta. (Fusion of Tri Beam and Destructo Disk, Destructo Delta is essentially a triangular Destructo Disk, but works like a boomerang, and can self-destruct. It has the same power as Tri-Beam.) Majin Buu would turn Krien to chocolate and eat him. Krien managed to buy an extra ten minutes for Goten and Trunks in the time chamber, which translates to a couple extra days.
Buu flies back to the Lookout, saying how tasty Krien was, which would upset Marron so much that she would start crying and Buu would eat her, too. Then Android 18 would have her turn with Buu, but wouldn’t give a rip about the Lookout. She would ultimately gain another two or three minutes for Goten and Trunks, before Buu ate her. Piccolo would finally agree to take Buu to the Time Chamber.
Of course he would take the long way around the Lookout, buying Trunks and Goten another good ten minutes or so. Piccolo would contact the boys just like normal, and tell them Buu was on his way to them.
When they reach the Time Chamber, Trunks and Goten would go into their little corny speech and fuse to normal Gotenks. The fight would take place exactly like it did in the show, until Piccolo blows up the door when Gotenks starts acting like he can’t fight anymore. Buu blows the hole through the dimensions, and escapes the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
When he gets outside, he eats everybody else except for Dende, who escapes. Back inside the Time Chamber, a good hour and a half has passed, when Gotenks finally decides to reveal his special move and goes Super Saiyan 3. He’d blow the hole through the dimensions, and he and Piccolo would escape the Time Chamber. Buu would say how tasty the others were, and Gotenks would get all upset and start to fight with Buu again.
This fight would go just like in the series, too, until Gotenks fusion finally wears off. Back on the Kai planet, Gohan’s power rising would have been complete for a while now, but Goku and Gohan would have seen Gotenks transform inside his fusion, and want to try it. When Gotenks fusion wore off, East Kaioshin would use his powers to force Gokhan’s fusion to end, since Goku isn’t allowed to go back to Earth now that he’s used his twenty-four hour pass.
East Kaioshin would take Gohan back to Earth, (remember, Kibito is still dead,) and change his gi to a copy of Goku’s gi. Gohan would go Mystic, and Instant Transmission to fight with Buu. When he gets to battleground, Gohan would start to kick Buu’s butt like normal, and Buu would fake a Self-Destruction blast and leave.
Then Piccolo, Gohan, Trunks, and Goten would find Hercule and Bee, and then Dende. They’d chat for an hour, and Buu would show up again and want to fight with Gotenks. Buu would absorb Gotenks and Piccolo, and become Super Buu. Mystic Gohan is no match for Super Buu, and would be badly beaten.
Back on the Kai planet, East Kaioshin, Old Kai, and Goku would be watching Gohan’s losing fight, and Old Kai would give Goku his life so he could go back to Earth and fuse with Gohan. Old Kai would give Goku the Potara Earrings, but tell Goku not to use them unless Gokhan failed. In the meantime, King Yemma has summoned the deceased Vegeta to his office.
Goku would Instant Transmission back to Earth, and go Super Saiyan 3. Gohan would go Mystic, and they’d do the Fusion Dance. The result would be some kind of Mystic Super Saiyan 3 Gokhan, with Goku’s SSJ3 hair with some black mixed in.
MSSJ3 Gokhan would easily be a match for Super Buu. His Kamenko Wave would now be several times stronger, and is now able to do Mystic Kao Ken and Mystic Spirit Bomb, since they are Kai techniques and Gohan’s Mystic power is from a Kai. Gokhan wouldn’t use Mystic Spirit Bomb, since it takes so long to charge a powerful one, so this fight would go a lot like Vegito’s fight with Super Buu in the series. Then Vegeta would show up from King Yemma’s, and Buu would sense him and fly off to his location so he could absorb him.
Gokhan would Instant Transmission to Vegeta, and tell him that Buu was coming to absorb him. Vegeta would ask who Gokhan was, and Gokhan would tell him that he was a fusion of Goku and Gohan. Vegeta would tell Gokhan to prove it, because he doesn’t know about fusion, and wouldn’t believe it. Buu would show up and Vegeta would go Super Saiyan 2, not knowing how much stronger Buu is now. He’d start fighting with Buu, and be losing badly. While Buu was distracted, Gokhan would start charging a Mystic Spirit Bomb. Buu would throw Vegeta to the ground, not quite dead, but almost. That’s when Gokhan would hit Buu with the Mystic Spirit Bomb. Vegeta would see the bomb, and know that only Goku can use the Spirit Bomb. Now Vegeta believes that Gokhan is who he says he is.
Unfortunately, Vegeta didn’t buy Gokhan quite enough time to charge the Mystic Spirit Bomb properly, so Super Buu is still alive. Gotenks fusion would wear off inside Buu, and Gokhan would start to fight him again. Buu is now much weaker than Gokhan, and would be losing badly. Buu would activate one of his fallen limbs that are lying around and use it to absorb Vegeta. His power would go up enough so he is above his power after he absorbed Gotenks, but his Piccolo cape wouldn’t turn into the Saiyan bodysuit. Inside Buu, the events after Vegito was absorbed would take place, just without Goku being there.
At this point, Gokhan’s fusion would wear off, and Buu would be the strongest one again. Goku and Gohan would try to fight him separately, but it wouldn’t go to well. After a little fighting, Goku would take out the Potara Earrings, and tell Gohan to put it on. The pair would fuse into a being with almost as much power in his normal mode as Gokhan had as a MSSJ3. He would sit there and try to decide what his name should be, since he was most decidedly not Gokhan. He would turn towards Buu and declare himself Gohaku, and start giving Buu the beating of his life.
Gohaku would transform into a Super Saiyan 1, and get ready to kill Buu. All of a sudden, Vegeta pops out, carrying Trunks, Goten, and Piccolo’s pods. They’d pop back to normal size, and Buu would start having his little seizures. Vegeta and Gohaku would comment on how powerful Buu was becoming. Gohaku would try to kill Buu with a Super Kamenko, but it has no effect with Buu powering up so much. He’s now even more powerful than Gohaku at SSJ1, in his bulky, muscley form. Vegeta would go Super Saiyan and try a Final Flash, but this of course, wouldn’t work either. The bulky Buu would emit a huge cloud of steam, and when it cleared, you’d see Kid Buu.
Vegeta and Gohaku would try to fight Kid Buu together, but it wouldn’t go very well. Kid Buu would finally start charging his Planet Destruction Bomb, and Gohaku and Vegeta would run for it. Gohaku would grab Hercule and Dende, but East Kaioshin would pop up and Instantaneous Movement them to the Kai planet before he could grab Trunks, Goten, and Piccolo.
Gohaku and Vegeta would be watching in the crystal ball as Kid Buu destroyed planet after planet. Buu would suddenly stop and Instant Transmission to the Grand Kai’s planet. There, Yamcha, Tien, Krillin, and Chaozu would try to fight with Kid Buu, as would Pikkon and Olibu. Nobody would be able stop Buu, though.
Buu would start to charge his planet destruction bomb again, and Vegeta and Gohaku would try to call Buu to them by raising their power levels. Buu would sense them, and Instant Transmission to the Kai Planet.
Forgetting about Hercule and Bee, East Kaioshin would Instantaneous Movement himself, Old Kai, and Dende to the grassy planet, and the fight would ensue. Gohaku would win the Rock Paper Scissors contest, and start to fight. The fight would go a lot like Goku’s fight with Buu is the series. Eventually, Gohaku would tire out, and Kid Buu would kill him. This would break Gohaku’s fusion, and Goku and Gohan would lie there, exhausted.
Vegeta would try to fight Buu, but would start to lose quickly. Seeing everyone getting beaten, Hercule would step up and try to fight Buu. Kid Buu would try to kill Hercule, but couldn’t do it because Fat Buu was still inside him. Kid Buu would start to have his seizures, and Vegeta would formulate his plan about the Spirit Bomb.
The rest of the fight would go normally, just with Gohan being on the Kai planet, and Kibito being on Earth with Piccolo, Trunks, and Goten.
The main changes:
· Gohan was strong enough for Vegeta to not mock him, so he never transformed into Majin Vegeta.
· Gohan learned the Fusion Dance.
· Vegeta never used the Potara Earrings.
· Neither did Kibito or East Kaioshin.
East Kaioshin was actually shown to be a decent fighter
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