From: Jason Reeves [mailto:jreeves@dailyleader.com]
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2005 2:24 PM
Subject: Top 10 ways to tell if you are Pirate Worthy by
Jason Reeves
10. Washing is something cabin boys do to the deck.
9. Shooting a Cannon does not mean taking a picture.
8. The wine list on your ship reads Rum, Rum, Rum, Rum, and
Sea Swill.
7. You get seasick on land.
6. Having one leg, one eye, and one hand are all favorable
job skills on a
resume.
5. Your financial consultant has feathers and sits on your
shoulder.
4. You've seen Pirates of the Carribean 100 times and it
keeps getting
funnier.
3. You once bought a record by the Monkees because the cover
had something
to with Davy Jones.
2. You have ever tried to decapitate someone with a flung
Munkees record.
1. If touching someones "booty" does not involve an assault
charge.
Just some random thoughts. Since I don't have many, I had to
write them down.
