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From: Jason Reeves [mailto:jreeves@dailyleader.com]
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2005 2:24 PM

Subject: Top 10 ways to tell if you are Pirate Worthy by Jason Reeves

10. Washing is something cabin boys do to the deck.
9. Shooting a Cannon does not mean taking a picture.
8. The wine list on your ship reads Rum, Rum, Rum, Rum, and Sea Swill.
7. You get seasick on land.
6. Having one leg, one eye, and one hand are all favorable job skills on a
resume.
5. Your financial consultant has feathers and sits on your shoulder.
4. You've seen Pirates of the Carribean 100 times and it keeps getting
funnier.
3. You once bought a record by the Monkees because the cover had something
to with Davy Jones.
2. You have ever tried to decapitate someone with a flung Munkees record.
1. If touching someones "booty" does not involve an assault charge.

Just some random thoughts. Since I don't have many, I had to write them down.

Jason Reeves
Pippin of Pippin's Privateers
jreeves@dailyleader.com