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From: Jimmie Harris [mailto:jharris1@san.rr.com]
Sent: Wednesday, January 04, 2006 1:01 AM

Subject: Black Attack v.Toolbox[Brandon's Breakdown]_Artifax, San Diego CA

~Post New Years Tournament Report
Black Attack v.ToolBox
ie. Brandon Harris [exAlchemist]
[Mira Mesa, Artifax]
San Diego, CA
It was like...20-30 some people iono
Its all good back for the first time...


It was the Saturday before New Years...yea that was it, Yea I don't do dates very often. All I kno is that its 06' right now and it was 05' at the time...so its all good.
I hit up mah man Jay and gave him a ride to the spot and set up. Hamza, Justin, Cody, Art, Uncle, even Ludwig was thurr. Tim I think is dead, Rex is just lazy, and Justin...well he's Justin so they weren't there...but its all real they don't play a role in this. Anyway lets continue, we were playin Swiss and as usual Jim and Chin Chin were running the tourny and Hamza was judging...seriously why does he do that, it has no purpose!
Whatever so me and Jay get there and I play test with him for a few until the tournament starts. And JT rolls in with his laptop so we are dueling and watching Advent Children at the same time. So the duels are meaningless and OmniSlash is just phenominal. Then we watched multiple videos of Capcom Vs.
SNK tournaments and Guilty Gear, bombness. Below is my real deck that I run, I believe in freedom of expression. Since this is cookie cutter no one would waste there time net decking it anyway xD.

Black Attack v.Toolbox
Total~[40]
Monster[s]~[18]
[1]Mobius the Frost Monarch
[2]Cyber Dragon
[1]D.D. Survivor
[1]Breaker the Magical Warrior
[1]D.D. Warrior Lady
[2]D.D. Assailant
[2]Mystic Tomato
[2]Don Zaloog
[2]Spirit Reaper
[1]Magician of Faith
[1]Mystic Swordsman Lv.2
[1]Exiled Force
[1]Sangan

Magic~[14]
[1]Enemy Controller
[1]Nobleman of Crossout
[1]Scapegoat
[1]Book of Moon
[2]Smashing Ground
[1]Dark Hole
[1]Snatch Steal
[1]Swords of Revealing Light
[1]Heavy Storm
[1]Mystical Space Typhoon
[2]Reinforcement of the Army
[1]Premature Burial

Trap[s]~[8]
[3]Sakaretsu Armor
[1]Dust Tornado
[1]Torrential Tribute
[1]Trap Hole
[1]Bottomless Trap Hole
[1]Call of the Haunted

Side Board/Deck/Extra Cards in a Box/15 Card Piece of Filth~[15] [2]Nobleman of Extermination [1]Mobius the Frost Monarch [1]Newdoria [1]Kinetic Soldier [1]Tsukuyomi [1]Enemy Controller [1]Confiscation [1]Brain Control [1]Ceasefire [1]Dust Tornado [2]Royal Oppression [1]Waboku [1]Blast With Chain [bad filler...bad!]

Fusion Deck/Board/Whatever~[?]
...too lazy to mention, even though its sitting right next to me.

With that out of the way let's go on with the opponents and the tourny and all of that ilk.
Round 1.)
My first opponent was Ludwig.
He was runnin that Soul Control junk [darn it Vargas...u had to get original didn't u! *shakes fist*] The biggest difference was that it held ridiculous amounts of card advantage [iono his probably did, but Ludwig generated madness]. He wins the dice roll and goes first...the game bypasses and I end up sneaking game one. He sides and we continue. I get snaked old school and the final game ensues, a slaughter.

exAlchemist [0-1]

Round 2.)
I faced the worst opponent of all...the bye, god that was a tough match. I was all sweaty and like crazy after like ten minutes it was intense. I wandered around and look at stuff and then Jim was all...play Justin.
Profanity rang through the air as I sat down to face him.

exAlchemist [1-1]

Round 3.)
Justin came to be the third round competitor of this astrange tournament. He ran the classic toolbox warrior cookie cut me all over the place, pimp me with a spoon, aggro hand control Don, violence...yatta yatta. Anyway I won dice roll and started, the dust settled and I took the first game. The next game was a violent blur of chaos and ketchup [yea...it was messy]. He crept up and owned me. I tried to side some 't3ch' [...] but it proved foolish as he spanked me like a weak dog for the win. Once again the Alchemist had fallen.

exAlchemist [1-2]

Round 4.)
I was feelin pretty hot under the collar as I sat down to play my next opponent. And loan behold...It was Mike Rosenburg, amazing isn't it. That such a great writer/duelist would dare grace our humble store. Bless ur heart Mike, bless ur heart. From what Jim shouted he said that some people that were 2-2 might make top 8, this brought joy to my heart as I readied to fight Rosenburg. Originally he scooped to me, but he decided to fight when he heard of a shot at the top 8 xD.
I win the roll and go first, I suppose I shouldn't reveal his deck he might grow wrathful. Anyway I set the usual and he matches it, then I bring it down hard. MST x Crossout + Reaper + Don = Rape. Decent Equation, so violent that Rosenburg scooped. I was nearly flabbergasted but he explained his reasons and I conqured. I sided in my anti-Rosenburg t3ch...yes I did name it that. The next game he opens with four sets and one set monster, I fart and set one of each. We play with each other back and forth until Mobius and the Nobleman get angry, once again Don was so violent it forced Rosenburg to concide. The power of Alchemy had turn my lead playing skills into a golden victory. We shook and spoke upon his articles and improving his deck. He looked over my side board and the like to learn ways to counter it. Pssh I was so honored I made him sign my Tsukuyomi [u kno u want it, xD]

exAlchemist [2-2]

Round 5.)
Holy Hiroshima I made top 8...believe it or not a 2-2 made top 8. My tiebreakers were ridiculous since I faced the two people that had a 4-0 and
3-1 record so I was down [Justin and Ludwig...how, I really don't kno]. I faced Tony a face I hadn't seen in awhile, but a welcome one. He ran Monkey Madness, beatsticks and the classic build of traps/magic. Anyway it changed from Swiss Cheese to All or Nothin. I forgot who went first, but I opened up a can of Don Zaloog and cards went everywhere...there was lil left. Next game the same thing basically happened I wideled through the insanity, bless u Enemy Controller. Once again Don pulled out his edited Gun/Swords and brought down the hand of justice! The power of Alchemy once again turns this lead headed duelist into pure gold.

exAlchemist [winner]

Round 6.)
Semi-Final Action now. I faced Art for the second/first place spot, Cody and Ludwig were goin at it for a spot as well. Once again the game is hazy as Jimmy Hendrix on stage, he ran the same deck from like three regionals ago and it works amazingly. Newdoria's...all over the place, SERIOUSLY! I finally broke though his defenses and got the hand control action on him, Reaper got a piece this time. Next game was the same [startin to see a pattern here?!] Cept it was a lil more of a beatdown this time, the hand kinda wandered away on its own. I pulled out a shiny victory [I'm gettin tired of the lead to gold thing, its corny as the pop]

exAlchemist [winner]

Final Round 7.)
Loan Behold the man with the 2-2 Record is in the Final 2...I would cuss, but there isn't a real need. Once again I play Ludwig, its like Fate here its 'amazing'. Soul Control dude xD, and against me he topdecks like a champ. I am serious its unreal, ask anyone in that bleeding store. Only against me though, everyone else is just normal. He goes first and tries to get that choo choo train filth, but I vote 'shut that up' with a Crossout.
But he ends up getting the weenie rush of 2 GK's Spy a Guard and a Tsukuyomi, I just got pimped. I side in my anti-Rosenburg t3ch [...seriously] and bring it home for the Alchemaic team with a quick win. We are tyed in a dead 1-1 heat, The Monarchs are rampant but they continue to fall into the Holes of Eternity. While Don itches to take a slice at some life but keeps getting spanked by Saki Armor. After the dust settles and the cattle calm themselves I emerge victorious.

exAlchemist [victor]

Standings
[1]Brandon ~ exAlchemist
[2]Kevin ~ Ludwig
[3]Cody ~ Netdecker[j/k xD]
[4]Art ~ BENDER!
[5]Justin ~ [~insert nickname here~]
Irony strikes again, a person with a 2-2 record wins the tourny and all the people that worked hard got screwed. I admit...its bull, but eh if not for swiss it wouldn't be possible so I'm all good. I won 50 Store Credit and not to burden Jim I just spent it, I got another D.D. Assailant and some more Ultimate Rares. My collections grows...slowly I will beat ur binder I swear it! [u kno who u are!] Anyway I traded some got some more ultimate rares and the like. I was pissed because I had to work, but ehh I was over it. I went to Sombrero's with Hamza, Kevin, and Justin and threw down on some food. I dueled Justin for kicks then I rolled out to work. And once again peace returned to the land.

[Slops/Props]
Slop[s]
~Ludwigs TopDecking Skills [against me]
~Getting a 2-2 Record [it disgraces my ancestors] ~Smoking Hot Bean and Cheese Burritos [it tastes like burning] ~Work [it tastes and 'is' burning] ~Blast with Chain [no!] ~Kids Tryin to Hustle Commons [they try...but, *sigh*] Prop[s] ~Winning [yeah had to show love for that, this redeems myself before my ancestors] ~Swiss Tournies [only way possible] ~Non Player's Choice Sleeves [its been like four days and my sleeves are fallin apart] ~JT for brining in his Laptop [E.Honda u own so hardcore it makes me hot!] ~Regionals this Saturday [w00t, NAVARRO HERE I COME U TACO LOVIN PUNK I'M GETTIN MY ASSAILANT BACK!]

Conclusion
~Aight i'm good, how bout u
Complaints
Hate
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Other than that I am out, catch me in Anahiem chillin and might crash.
Pimping nothing and attempting to smoke grass. Peace in the Middle East...and other war torn areas of the world, heck Peace everywhere!
[exAlchemist]