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Fat Attack
Fatty Named Baxter
Hobby Town USA
Grand Mall
Grand Blanc, Michigan
March 28, 2005
about 15 or 16 teams


This is my first tourney report. Hope you enjoy it.
This Tournament Was a Traditional format Team/Tag Tourney.
I, the stupid Fat kid that I am forgot it was traditional and showed up with a Advanced Style deck.
Next Week Ill report with my traditional "Mini Chaos", But today we get to laugh
at the folly of, The Fat Attack!!!

Fat Attack

Monsters - 18x

1x Obnoxious Celtic Gaurd
3x Giant Orc
2x Man Eater Bug (LOB - Gotta love the shine)
2x Pyramid Turtle
2x Ryu Kokki (Sadly, my greatest defence against Bls-EotB)
1x Kisetai
3x Luster Dragon
1x Twin Headed Behemoth (Again, the shine)
2x Four Starred Laby Bug of Doom (That's right, a ladybug)
1x Sangan

Spells - 12x

1x Creature Swap
1x Pot OF Greed (Didn't Draw A Single Time The Whole Day)
1x Snatch Steal
1x Mystical Space Typhoon
1x Premature Burial
1x Swords Of Revealing Light
2x Nobleman of Crossout
1x Nobleman of extermination
1x Card Destruction
1x Heavy Storm
1x Fissure
1x Ballista Of Rampart Smashing (...I...Hate...The...Creator...)

Traps - 11x

2x Shadow Spell
1x Magic Drain
2x Dust Tornado
1x Call Of The Haunted
1x Solemn Wishes
1x Waboku (Had to fill two wab places with shadow spells because some noob stole two wab's before tourney)
1x Trap Hole
1x Ceasefire
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Total: | |
| 41 |
|__________|

This is the Fat Attack, nuff said? Incase not my strategy is to just roll those fatty
orcs on in and bust junk up. the lusters are for damage control. This is my first Advanced Deck.

Round ONE

SO you know what my partner was running just look at any old CCCC or C^4 or chaos in play today.

Fat Kid and partner
VS.
The oompa loompas (lil kids)

The first round went as so, we all played sangans except i was the only on to play mine face
up and they torrentialled it. pulling a Obnox. Gaurd, I had to end with my wab on the field.
i started with sangan, orc, orc, luster, wab and snatch steal. pulled the obnox, as i said above.
its early morn so i dont quite remember the details exactly but it ended up with a a bunch-o-lusters in the grave and
me top decking a orc for the win.
part 2 of this duel went staggeringly the same.
2-0

ROund Two

Fat Kid and partner
VS.
WU and the Kid that didnt tell me his name.

THis, horribly went the other way. WU hardly did anything but play dolinquent 2-3 times and breakerize something.
his partner pretty much ran us into the ground with Jinzo and a black luster from the very beginning.

the second duel while not as aggoning but went the same way. WU got down to 700LP but after they crushed me
they turned towards my partner and took him mercilessly.

2-2

Round Three???

Apparantly in my 7 month absence from this shop, hello Showcase collectables, i forgot the losers bracket.

fat kid and partner
VS.
People my friends beat first round.

And how. The first Duel was like a screen shot from warcraft II.
i summoned an orc and attacked. partner summoned...I summoned...partner summ....I...
the end resault, 5 orcs on me and my partners side of the field, broken dreams on theirs.

the second duel went horribly wrong after a handily defeat the two kids seemed to remember where they were and took
us, not until ballista got through though. a very friendly person was so kind as to let me destroy his
Creator with obnox and a ballista. he didnt want em to, but it happened. i hate creator. his friend retaliated
pulling a Chaos Emporer from nowhere, i mean unexpectedly, and attacked, and blew it up killing me. the next turn end in luster
killing my partner.

The end, what me and my partner assumed to be another handily won victory, was just ugly. noone drew anything good.
i mean, my obnox dealt almost all of the damage until about 3 min left.
with almost 30 sec left, they snatched BLS, summoned a jinzo and ran the crap over my obnox. on my partners
turn he dark holed leaving me with the top deck. eric the judge coming in to announce the end with our team down by
1400LP my next card decided it all. I drew..............................
.................................
..................................
..............................Pyramid Turtle.
We lost by 200LP and had to leave.

Good
_______
- Pulling a Super POG from a pack
- getting my third ORC.
- making a come back at hobbytown
- getting seet new dragon eye cases

bad and horribly ugly
_________________________
- partner pulling a Magical thorn, Tp5, and not me.
- forgetting it was traditional and hoping my dog wasnt eating my raigeki setting on my bed

contact at meltedscissors@aol.com to laugh at my folly or say hi to a fat kid.