Fallacy of an Invulnerable World

SiphonX

Greentree Sportscards

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

6.5.04

27 Participants

Prizes:  $10 Store credit for 1st, $5 store credit for 2nd and winner of loser’s bracket

 

It’s been a LONG time since I have registered a tournament report, but I think I’m finally overdue for another one.

 

I know there are many people in the world that use decks that they don’t really play because they think their deck is “too good,” but fear not; all you see, I have.

 

17:19:4

 

17 Monsters:

1. Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End
2. Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning
3.
Airknight Parshath
4. Yata-Garasu
5.
Spirit Reaper
6.
Spirit Reaper
7.
Magician of Faith
8.
Magician of Faith
9.
Reflect Bounder
10. Breaker the Magical Warrior
11.
D. D. Warrior Lady
12. D. D. Warrior Lady
13. Magical Scientist
14.
Tribe-Infecting Virus
15.
Sinister Serpent
16.
Witch of the Black Forest
17.
Sangan

 

19 Spells:

18. Raigeki
19. Dark Hole
20. Harpie's Feather Duster
21.
Heavy Storm
22.
Pot of Greed
23.
Graceful Charity
24.
Change of Heart
25.
Monster Reborn
26.
Mystical Space Typhoon
27.
Mystical Space Typhoon
28.
Mystical Space Typhoon
29.
Premature Burial
30.
Snatch Steal
31. The Forceful Sentry
32.
Confiscation
33.
Delinquent Duo
34.
Painful Choice
35.
Mirage of Nightmare
36.
Nobleman of Crossout

 

4 Traps:

37. Imperial Order
38. Mirror Force
39. Ring of Destruction
40.
Call of the Haunted

 

 

As I entered the tournament, I soon realized that many key players weren’t there, including MooMoo and the Care Bears.  Oh well.  Screw them.

 

Today was a no age group day.  Yay!

 

Round I – SiphonX v. Generic Beatdown

Duel 1:  Nothing much happened until I managed to rip apart his hand with the Bird.  He made the dire mistake of bombing my faceup Scientist with Exiled Force rather than attacking it, and I believe that is what allowed me to Yata-lock him so quickly.  That and he searched out Don Zaloog with Reinforcements, and didn’t attack me with it.  He made me play out the lock until I summoned Chaos Dragon.

End result:  Me – 8000-7000-5400

                   Him – 8000-7800-7100-6700-LOCK

 

Duel 2:  I started off okay, but due to his lack of knowledge, he started off worse.  He managed to get a few quick hits on me via Spear, but I beat him back with Chaos Dragon.  What an easy, easy victory…

End result:  Me – 8000-6700-5700-?

                   Him – 8000-6900-5300-2400-0

Winner:  Me

 

Round II – SiphonX v. Water Beatdown

Duel 1:  This guy’s deck was solidly built.  I managed to appreciate that when I saw the first Gravity Bind.  However, bad draws for him and extraordinarily great field control for me allowed me to hit him with a nice Chaos Dragon + Yata when I got rid of the Bind.  His Sinister Serpent in attack mode couldn’t match up to my Reflect Bounder, and later, I used recursion to bring back the Dragon and blow him up a second time.  That finished him off quickly.

End result:  Me – 8000-7600-6600-5900

                   Him – 8000-7300-5600-3800-2400-0

 

Duel 2:  He simply couldn’t draw any Oceans, and his plans were foiled.  I managed to pull off some quick, successive hits to bring me an easy kill.  Had he been able to draw his signature combo, ALO + Bugroth + Gravity Bind, I would have been destroyed.  Whew, that was close.

End result:  Me – 8000-7500-6500-5500

                   Him – 8000- 6900-5400-3200-1900-0

Winner:  Me

 

Round III – SiphonX v. Chaos Beatdown

Duel 1:  I suppose I would have had to encounter a good deck some time or another, and this was it.  It had all the key elements a good Chaos deck needed, but it lacked the essential speed that my deck provided me.  Basically, this match was nothing like the previous two.  It was basically anybody’s game.  He hit me for 1000 or so, and I retaliated swiftly.  Both of us conserved our hands as we battled down to the hundreds.  I managed to pull a final assault that destroyed him via Soldier.

End result:  Me – 8000-7300-5200-3500-2300-1300

                   Him – 8000-6300-5300-2400-0

 

Duel 2:  This duel was his from the beginning.  He launched the game into turmoil with a quick Delinquent Duo, and as I tried to keep my hand stable, he attacked with everything he had.  I had come out of tougher spots than this before, but I didn’t think there was anything I could do about his massive onslaught.  Several times, he could’ve gotten me into a Yata-lock, but he didn’t have the guts to summon her.  At the very end, I managed to bring out Dragon and Soldier sequentially.  And I remember at one point if I would have had 200 more life points, I could’ve killed him.  In the end, he won with a lady over my defense Soldier and a Tribe in the rear.  Bah…

End result:  Me – 8000-6200-4700-3700-2400-1300-900-0

                   Him – 8000-7000-6500-4800-3200-1400-400

 

Duel 3:  It all boiled down to this last duel, and unfortunately, my brave opponent couldn’t hold any ground.  I simply destroyed him.  I ran through his defenses, on a breakaway until he managed to retaliate, this time, with a Reflect Bounder.  I drew my Dragon, summoned it, said “To hell with it,” and attacked with it and another monster for the game.  Mwahahahahahaha

End result:  Me:  8000-7000-6500-3500

                   Him:  8000-6200-4800-3200-2900-2300-0

Winner:  Me

 

Round IV – SiphonX v. Beast Beatdown

Duel 1:  I don’t mean to be cocky, but I’ve no idea how my opponent came this far.  He usually loses in the first or second round.  Well, easy victory for me!  And I was proven right.  Oh poo, I like surprises…  The game went under way with massive hand and field advantage on my side, as his Nimbles, Dog, and Gorillas couldn’t stand a chance.  He wasted a Painful and two Oxes to summon two Manticores.  I suppose I shall just have to get rid of them.  Dark Hole.  Heavy Storm.  Reaper assault.  Well, now his hand is nearly gone, and mine is full.  A few turns later, I pulled off a nice lock. 

End result:  Me – 8000-7000-5300

                   Him – 8000-7700-6300-LOCK

 

Duel 2:  This game was painstakingly non-challenging.  I ran into two of his Nimbles just to get rid of them, and after that, he lost all LP advantage he once had.  I summoned Soldier, removed a few monsters, and simply owned.  The game finished up with me losing no Life Points.  A flawless victory.

End result:  Me – 8000

                   Him – 8000-6400-7400-8400-7500-3400-2500-1300-0

Winner:  Me

 

Round V (Finals) – SiphonX v. Advanced Beatdown

Duel 1:  Despite his small stature, this duelist’s deck can pack a mean punch.  Have you ever felt the wrath of Spears?  They can be very annoying, especially when you run low defenders.  The first duel consisted of me achieving Nirvana, a.k.a. full hand advantage, full field advantage.  Details are a bit hazy, but I remember Spears got annoying after a while.  Locked him in a few turns.

End result:  Me – 8000-7500-6300-5100

                   Him – 8000-7700-7500-7100-LOCK

 

Duel 2:  He allowed me to draw nothing, and what was worse, he managed to find a way to bring back his Spear and assault for massive amounts of damage.  Me no like this at all.  However, I did get a good hit on him with Bounder, or whatever.

End result:  Me – 8000-6100-4800-2400-0

                   Him – 8000-6900-5300-3100

 

Duel 3:  Final duel of the finals!  This duel progressed ultra-fast.  First, he pays 1000 for something, sets some stuff, and I run in after getting rid of it with a DDWL and attack his LP.  He states that I am done, and changes DDWL, sacks for Jinzo, Prematures DDWL and attacks for 3900.  He managed to use Forceful Sentry to send back my Snatch Steal.  My hand, at the time was Change of Heart, Monster Reborn, Snatch Steal, and Raigeki.  I draw…Breaker, game.  Summon it, break premature, CoH Jinzo, reborn DDWL, and attack for 5500…  He congratulates me, and I inform him I put the record in my favor (2-1).

End result:  Me – 8000-7000-3100

                   Him – 8000-7000-5500-4900-0

Winner:  Me

 

Winner of Tournament:  SiphonX

 

Last week was a major success for my collection, this week, a major success for my dueling career.  Yay!  Now to the props and slops:

 

Props:

Going to the tournament

Pojo’s Message Board, where I got half of my cards

 

Slops:

Store being out of AST

No good competition

Pulling crap in my packs

 

Yeah, so basically, even though I won, it still sucks to be me.  Oh well. 

 

Contact me for anything you need to say at:

AIM SiphonTHEONEX

Emailpyroboy72@hotmail.com  Please, no spam.

Pojo Message Board screennameSiphonX

 

Thanks for reading.

~SiphonX~