Springfields Finest  Homers German Ownage  By Homer J. Simpson

C & J Collectable  Fremont, CA

January 9, 2004

 

3 Archfiend Soldier

3 Gemini Elf

3 Luster Dragon

1 Dark Hole

1 Graceful Charity

1 Harpies Feather Duster

1 Breaker The Magical Warrior

1 Exiled Force

1 Fiber Jar

1 Heavy Storm

1 Monster Reborn

1 Painful Choice

1 Jinzo

1 Sangan

1 Sinister Serpent

1 Pot Of Greed

1 Premature Burial

1 Raigeki

1 Tribe-Infecting Virus

1 Witch Of The Black Forest

1 Yata-Garasu

1 Snatch Steal

1 Call Of The Haunted

1 Imperial Order

3 Mystical Space Typhoon

2 Nobleman Of Crossout

1 Change Of Heart

1 Magic Cylinder

1 Mirror Force

1 Ring Of Destruction


Tournament Fee - $5

5 Rounds  Single Elimination

Prize  4 Boosters (1 TP4, 1 TP3, and 2 packs of choice)

 

Time for some GERMAN OWNAGE!

 

Round 1  Homer J. Simpson Vs. The Judge (Forgot His Name)

 

I think this guy might be good since he won the tourney last week.

 

Results: 2-1 Me

 

I remember owning him two times with hand control. He got a win by ringing a monster when I was low I life points. Oh well, I still advance.

 

Round 2  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Kris

 

I think this guy was deranged because he kept talking to himself.

 

Results: 2-1 Me

 

I think I Yata-Locked him twice. Dont remember. He beats me one duel with a Sangan and Tribe when I was at 2000. Oh well, I still advance.

 

Round 3  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Joey

 

Wow! This kid took out Kevin and Brandon. Must avenge them! (Even though Im not in Avalanche)

 

Results: 2-0 Me

 

Wow! I really owned this kid. Ran him over. My hand control was just too powerful for his hand control beatdown. I think I Yata-Locked him in one of the games.

 

Round 4  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Crazy Dad

 

This guy was a dad who bought cards right off the bat that were popular. A few friends of mine knew him.

 

Results: 2-0 Me

 

My hand control owned him so bad. Ran him over too. Drop Offs were just killing him. Swept through him like it was nothing.

 

Round 5 (Championship Round)  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Craig

 

This guy totally ripped through his previous opponent.

 

Results: 2-0 Me

 

Totally obliterated him. Ran his ass over too. First game, I get him low enough and ring my monster for the win. Second game, I remember in the middle of the game, I forceful and he had a duster, ha des, and some monster. I send back the monster. I set a Drop Off. Drop off his card and he ended his turn. Than I top-decked a Yata and locked him. Good shit!

 

Post-Game Comments:

-       Me for winning the tourney (Good Shit!)

-       Pulled a Kaiser Glider in one of my Dark Crisis packs (pulled crap in the other one)

-       Ed for driving (Thanks)

-       Donald for not coming (Loser!)

-       Weiner place for tasting so good

-       Me selling my TP packs to Ed for $8 (He got crap in them)

 

Springfields Finest:

James

- Homer (Leader)

Reggie

- Barney

Ronald

- Apu

 

James P.  Homer J. Simpson (Leader Of Springfields Finest)

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