Ricky

GG AKA Galactic Goods in the southside

 

WOOORRRRD. Wassup my friends? ME? Im just chilling and trippin over at GG every weekend bustin ass makin a name fo myself, todays event was craptacular, mainly becuz of some of the weird behavior Brent had today, come on, ill explain. Ok for starters Brent came and we hung out, until he started acting weird and started to flirt with this old d00d that comes by the store and acts like he knows everone LOL. Meanwhile his own girlfriend Lizzy came by alittle later and she was like winking at me and all that jazz ya know how the women act around me, while Brent was ready to get it on with this old man O_o. Anyways after I explained to Brent just how wrong it was to do what he was doing, he apoligized to everyone for making a fool out of himself and he thanked me for being there to help him out when he needed it, I kindly told him it was no problem, thats what I am here for ^_^.

 

ROTFLMAOYUGIOHBBQROTFLMAO!!!

 

Anyways me and Brent sat down and tlaked about Ratings, Regionals BLAH BLAH BLAH...Rounds started soon...

 

Ricky VS. James Frans?

 

He has been here for a while, lol I cant for the life of me remember what his full name is, just the last name...

 

Duel 1. OK I win the cut and summon a berserk to feel out his deck to see how long it would take me to get around some of his annoying cards, anyways he set 5 m/t O_O and ends his turn with 1 card in his hand, I prayed to god for a Heavy storm, but I decided to retrack that prayer as I might need some godly luck later on >_> Alright I activate Mobious special effect when he comes to the field and he chains Coffin Seller >_> >_<. I tribute my mobious next turn for another and get rid of his feild along with a MST and a nobleman, Premature sealed his faith when I got back a lost Mobious...

 

Duel 2. Okay much like the first, Until he told me he was running machines LOL...anyway he had a Perfect Machine king, a REGULAR machine king and like 1 gear golem, he was looking for a Jinzo, I had a extra on me that I did NOT want to trade but I offered it to him for about 5 commons, gear golem, and Perfect Machine King, he declined >_<...Oh well I got out breaker and took out his facedown Waboku, I told him about Chains and after about 5 minutes of explaining it to him, he chained, SOOOO I waited until next turn to kill him >_>...

 

 

Alright Brent was playing...I cant remember LOL I was watching it and talking my head off because I was bored, Brent did not tell me to shut the heck up LOL but hoang the judge did >_> I was like d00d you think I care when people tell me I have a big mouth >_> Ok I was pretty p'ed off that these wangsters were taking so long, Brent basically copyed my ENTIRE deck so he could maybe have a chance at being me for a week, its ok, he is kinda good, but ya know, I mean...ITS ME! LOL I am a beast so ya know he cant compete with that...

 

 

Ricky VS. Brent

 

Ok I had to play THIS fruit and jesus when I tell you he sucked he SUCKED!

 

Duel 1. I was owning him pretty bad, I let him come back just enough to beat me though,  I figured if I embarassed him anymore this season, he might quit Yugioh, and then I will be the only one with skillz over at GG >_> So I scooped for him...

 

Duel 2. I owned him.

 

Duel 3. Same as 1, I scooped so he could have some pride >_>

 

 

Sat down, talked to Brent and like Charles I think it was about our ratings, we decided that we were gonna point fingers at each other until one would just step up and talk to Mr. Ron later about our Dang ratings...It had to be the one with the biggest grapefruits, so OBVIOUSLY, it was ME...>_>

 

 

Ricky VS. Chris Nunnery

 

Nice, I had to play him, he is getting better, he makes pretty good decks, but he makes BBBBBAAAAAAADDDDDDDD choices some times, anyway on to the match...

 

Duel 1. He set 1 face down and 2 m/t, I heavyed, nobleman, berserk, set dust, 2000, he sets another monster, next turn, draw zaborg, summon, kill his mon, attack 2400, he is at like 3600, he goes, sets 1 monster AGAIN, and I topdeck...Nobleman, -_- Summon berserk, attack for game, I ASKED him if I could attack for game Because he has been known to use like 2-3 kuribo, sure enough he kuribohed my mobious attack and on his go sets 3 facedown, I draw...OMFG...Mobious....GG

 

Duel 2. This one had alot more strategy involved, he used Asura Priest, which was my first holo out of LOD way back in the day, I had smashing ground in my hand, but ALOT of help THAT gave me, anyways, FINALLY I had a FULL FIELD even a FRIGGIN fiber jar in ATTACK MODE with JUST enough to kill him, Kuriobos like TWICE, lmao, anyways I set todays MVP Enemy Controller, he summons Asura with like a AXE, he would kill my WHOLE field, He said...Attack! I was like ENEMY CONTROLLER! LOL I tributed my friggin Fiber to get his asura, he ends, he gets it back, summon berserk and kill him...

 

 

Talked about how annoying that old d00d was, Hoang was like "Man I hate that old man, he come in here and acts like he knows everyone and holds out his hand to shake it, and like he is just annoying" I was like "I hate that old weirdo too, he calls my Ma, SweetHeart" When he did later me and charles jumped his old arse, RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS DADDY!?! LMFAO! His dad is like 236 years old and he STILL LIVES WITH HIM?! I mean if your like, ME, HOANG, LIZZY, BRENT, CHARLES, its OK because your STILL YOUNG, LMAO,  he was like 78 and bunks in his dads place...Pwn3d >_>

 

Ricky VS. Charles

 

It was Me VS. Charles, and Brent Vs Shawn. Shawn was mad at how he was gonna get owned again and was gonna have to play Brent TWICE?!, LOL I can handle Brent, its not like he is a Beast like me >_>

 

Duel 1. I got him this time, he bottomlessed my Mobious like TWICE, did not matter though, got the effect, He got out the BLS on me twice, who cares, I have BEEN beating people who run JINZO and BLS-EOTB...Who cares...

 

Duel 2. He gets me this time with the soldier, not much to say there...I could not stop it...

 

Duel 3. I asked him to scoop for me, he was like HELL NO, I was like then screw you dog, I cant believe I lend you all my cards and crap when you ask and I ask you to scoop ONE FriggiIN TIME and you decline? Thats messed up dog, he said "I I I I NEED THE RATINGS!" I was like "WHAT RATINGS?!" he meant top 4 this month, I was like you MAY get forth, stfu, I will beat you anyways...I sided in 3 Kinetics cuz like 10 of his 16 monsters are warriors (I made his deck LOL), I got out a Nimble first turn, he gets out like BLS first damned turn, he attack ALL THREE nimbles LMAO...I beat him 9200 0, there you go son...OWN3D! >_>

 

 

Ricky VS. Brent

 

I did not want to see Brent pout about how he USED to win and now is getting SLAUGHTERED by the NUMBER 1 PLAYER IN THE DAMN CITY,so I scooped, I had to go anyways...Saved alot of  time...

 

I weighed both tp, nothing, but I opened them for the heck of it...Nothing...SCALE DONT LIE!

 

Props:

 

Brent winning his first tourney in like 18 month PWN3D!

Brent using Jinzo and BLS in his deck...PWN3D!

Me still getting a extra pack without winning...PWN3D!

Alot more...Too...Tired...

 

Slopz:

 

Brent Lying saying he was gonna run a fun deck, he was trying to fake me out...wannabe...PWN3D!

Brent just about ready to unzip that old mans pants >_>...PWN3D!

These **** outside...

 

About slops number 3, I was outside and they has the ********** skating and using a VideoCamera to make what I liked to call..."Ghetto ESPN"...I was like "Hey, *****! Skating SUCKS?!? I hopped in my card conteplatin whether or not they would get their ArSe' Beat, then I decided I have to go somewheres, so why go with blood on my fist WHODY...

 

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