"Xero Beatdown"
 DarkJediBrent
Tommi's Cardshop
Klamath Falls, Ore
Date:3/23/04
Participants:16
Prizes:Offical Yu-Gi-Oh Sleaves and Deck Box

I nickname a few of my cards so
bear with me...

20:13:7

20 Monsters:

1x Vampire Lord(Badass)
1x Injection "Angel" Lilly(Hottie)
1x Tribe-Infecting Virus(T-Virus)[If you don't get the RE refercence go 
sit in a corner]
1x Jinzo(Machina Pyscho) 
2x Luster Dragon
2x Skilled Dark Magician
1x Beserk Gorrila
2x Goblin Attack Force
1x Exiled Force
1x Magicain of Faith
1x Mask of Darkness
1x Pyramid Turtle
1x Cyber Jar
1x Slate Warrior
1x Witch of The Black Forest
1x Sinister Serpant 
1x Bazoo The Souleater


13 Spells: *cough*Magic*cough*

1x Change of Heart
1x Graceful Charity
1x Raigeki
1x Harpie's Feather Duster
1x Snatch Steal
1x Pot of Greed
1x Swords of Revealing Light
1x Dark Hole
2x Cyclone...MST
1x Premature Burial
1x Monster Reborn
1x Scapegoat


7 Traps:

1x Mirror Force
1x Ring of Destruction
1x Solemn Jugdement
1x Torrential Tribute
1x Imperial Order
1x Magic Jammer
1x Waboku

Total: 40

Match 1.1- Me vs.Ty (Stall Deck)

First of all I felt really sorry for Ty because his real deck he had left at school,
which was a VERY effective beatdown deck equal to mine if not better. So he had to 
build a deck souly out of extra commons. Well not much to say about in the match, he
played a bunch of 2000def. monsters and man-eater bugs but my hottie(Lilly) and 
baddass(V-Lord) took care of them with ease.
Me:7400 Him:Xero

Match 1.2- Me vs. Ty

Basiclly the same as the last match though he did get a few direct shots at my LP
and I kept on ramming my 1900's into his 2000def monsters. But the Badass and 
Machina Phyco took him down.
Me:5100 Him:Xero
Game Set and Match:Me


Match 2.1- Me vs. Charlie (ANNOYING Beatdown)

Another one of my friends but he is SOOOO annoying and his deck mirrors it perfectly
he runs 3 Fissures and 3 Man-Eater Bugs and 1 Old Vindictive Magician along with
all the normal cards to see in a beatdown deck. Well as the match went he was playing 
defensively with his SORL and scapegoats but old MST and Dark Hole fixed that, he 
chipped me down a couple of times with his gagagigo's but V-Lord fixed all of that.
Me:Around 4000 Him:Xero

Match 2.2- Me vs. Charlie

Same as the last match except he managed to stall me sucssessivly and his stupid
bugs and fissure were killing my monsters, he managed to get out his Lilly and take
one huge shot at my LP but.....Mirror Force(took me a year and a half to get) 
and I got Jinzo out two turns later and prematured one of my 1900's and killed him.
Me:2150 Him:Xero
Game Set and Match:Me


Match 3.1- Me vs. Some 18 year old (Fiend/Spellcaster Beatdown)

This guy was good, but cocky. We exchanged shots with our 1900's but in the end he 
Ringed me then reborned my Jinzo and killed me.
Him:1400 Me:Xero

Match 3.2- Me vs. 18 yr. old

Well here I started to get the upper hand, we exchanged shots with our 1900's
like the last time. He brought out Summond Skull I Mirrir Forced it. it took a 
chunk out of his LP with GAF then he puts out an Archfiend Soldier with an Axe on it 
and I Ringed it then I reborned his Skull and and prematured my V-Lord and it was 
game.
Me:Around 2000 Him:Xero

Match 3.3- Me vs. 18 yr. old
Can't remember too much. All I know is he couldn't get any monsters out for
the longest time. And that my hottie wiped the floor with him...
Me:2100 Him:Xero
Game Set and Match:Me

!Finals!

Match 4.1- Me vs. Kris(Dark Paladin/Spellcaster deck)

Ok he is another one of my ANNOYING friends, but hey I try to see the good in people
basiclly Kris is the richest kid when it comes to cards and the luckiest (He pulled
a &$^&ing a 1st Ed. Chaos Emperor Dragon and Jugdment of Anubis in the only two 
packs he bought!!!!!!!!!). Well on to the duel, basiclly unless he gets one or more
of his Dark Paladins out I usually wipe the floor clean with him. And thats just
what I did. He couldn't get any good monsters or one of his 3 polimeriezations out
so my GAF's Luster Dragon's and Jinzo took him down.
Me:5000 Him:Xero

Match 4.2- Me vs. Kris

Well I started to get cocky (I should becuase Kris sees himself the greatest 
thing since sliced bread) but I shouldn't of. For awhile it was a repeat of last
match though he did manage to use Mirror Force on me then reborn his B.Blader
for a good shot at my LP. But other than that I owned him............until
he summoned Chaos Emperor Dragon -_^ well he did the stupid effect and I died.
But he thinks CED still stayes on the field after using it's effect! And I
couldn't overule him becuase he was a lvl. 2 jugde. Oh well I guess there's
no excuse for stupidity.
Me:Xero Him:500

Match 4.3- Me vs. Kris

Well by now he knew I was gonna save my Solem just for CED and that I was gonna
own his Spellcasters with T-Virus (he hates that card) so he offered me Sonic
Heros for the GCN is I forfieted......Yay I got a new Videogame!
Me:8000 Him:8000
Game Set and Match:Him

Winner:Kris
2nd:Me
3nd:The 18 year old.

Props

-For getting second
-For Getting Sonic Heros
-For Yu And Jackie not showing up
-For all the new cards I got for my Fire Princess Deck
-For Tommi basiclly saying after you beat him go here ^_^
-For My hottie owning people all day

Slops

-Chaos Emperor Dragon and the person who
thought it up
-Same goes for Yata 
-Buying packs and getting nothing but crap
-Fire Princess for being so hard to find
-The future Ban List

If you would like to email me I'm at darkjedibrent@netscape.net

See You Space Cowboy -DarkJediBrent