Springfields Finest
Chief Wiggums Authority Control
San Leandro, California
A World of Books
March 28th, 2004
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Monsters:
Yata-Garasu
Black Luster Soldier - – Envoy of the Beginning
Chaos Emperor Dragon – Envoy of the End
Magic:
Last Will x 3
Reasoning x 3
Raigeki
Dark Hole
Pot
Grace
Crossout
Duster
Heavy
MST x 3
Painful
Snatch
Mirage
Share the pain x 3
Limiter Removal x 3
The Warrior returning alive x 3
Reinforcements of the Army x 3
Traps:
Trap Hole x 3
Bottomless x 3
Raigeki Break x 3
Ring
Mirror force
Call
Imperial
Cylinder
Torrential
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I got up, did my usual thing, and went to get Billy. When we got there, we noticed it wasn’t crowded, because everyone was at Vegas. We also noticed that none of the SFBZ people were there, but that was because I told them not to come because everyone was going to Vegas (Regionals) So while I was fixing up my DM deck, we see them come up.. First person that says Hi was Cha Sew Bow (Jimmy)..Cool guy, manages their site, and what not. Then we see this tall guy with a big head and we soon find out that’s the one who went 5th at the Pleasonton regionals..I ask him how he was screwed out of his shot at the regionals, and he says some guy dropped out, and that he’d rip his balls out, or something..I don’t know why, but the SFBZ people laughed at that “Joke” and we just stared at them like him like he was retarded. Anyway, I fix up my DM and challenge Cha Sew for kicks..I beat him down so bad, it was kinda sad. =l At this time, our youngest member James (Billys brother), who is 10 years old, proceeds to beat down the 5th place guy, with his own CED. How pathetic! XD! He says he was ‘Playing around’ after he lost, even more pathetic! XD! I about to trade my extra Yata for another CED, but some little dumbass comes and ruins it. Ugh. -_- We also noticed them stealing a lot of our words.. -_- Anyway, on to the tournament..
Also, props to James for coming.
Nothing clever here today, I just started with 2 Pot of Greeds, then Painful’d twice, I set backup soldier and ended…Got back my 4 Skull Servant pieces, and gg.
2-1:Chief Wiggum
Record:4-1
Scientist and Airknight beat me first match..I came back and
beat him down 2nd, and the third match he put in a Scientist
set..Didn’t pull it off, it was a damn good game though..It was crazy. I
thought it was over, until Billy and Donald give me good luck, so I play Pot
of Greed 6 times, and bam, locked him.*Cough*
2-0:Chief Wiggum
Record:6-1
I got a Delinquent to start my control, and a Drop Off. In a matter of minutes, he was locked. Next game, I Broke the Snatch which was on my Lady, and beat him down.
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2-1:Big headed guy
Record:7-3
He starts by saying ‘No crowds’ so then I proceed to call my team members just to annoy him..I Delinquent, and Drop Off his Jinzo, and Jinzo ends up killing me. During this time, he proceeds to snort and have an orgasm saying ‘OH GOD * Snort * I GOTTA MAKE THIS A TOURNAMENT REPORT!!!!!!111one!111’
..Right. Calm down, it’s just a game.. 2nd match, I had him exactly where I wanted, after setting up the Forceful, as long as I didn’t Drop Off an MST, he’d be owned..Except, that if he MST’d (He had one in his hand) the right one, it’d be pretty bad..I didn’t think he was that stupid, but he actually MST’d the Preamture, and not the faced-down. Billy knew it was all over for him..Ahah. I beat him down so bad after that. After this, he starts having his period saying ‘EVERYONE GET AWAY!!!’ and he starts looking all mad..Once again, calm down, it’s just a game. Third match, I made a mistake which costed me the match, I thought he was going to Confiscate my Witch effect, so I got Sinister, now, I didn’t know if he had one or not..So I went with Sinister..At that time, I didn’t notice he was at 900..I shoulda went with Bounder, I would’ve won..Stupid mistakes like that cost you the game, but it’s alright.
Speaking of stupid mistakes, Jared gets the dumb mistake of the day…Not Torrentialing the Airknight...He would’ve won if he did. =/ Oh well, there’s always next week, when everybody is back from Vegas, then we’ll show them a thing or two..
Overall, the team was nice, except for that tall guy going Berserk Gorilla every damn time, get a sense of humor. Jimmy was a cool guy, Tony played weird, but that’s cool, Berserk went crazy all the time, the red guy was good, he beat Donald, and slops to the other members losing in the tournament but not playing us. Come when everyone is there, so that it’s funner.
Seriously.
A few of their members got a bye, and still didn’t make it far..
Until next time..
-Chief Wiggum of Springfield’s Finest
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