HaX0aR's Angels RJ Roan Learning Express Toys August 25, 2003 22 entrants Entry: $5(free MRL or PSV) Prizes 1st Place - 3 Packs your choice 2nd Place - 2 Packs(Random Pick) 3rd Place - 1 Pack(Random Pick) Hello and welcome to my report! This installment of HaX0aR's Angels its titled "Help from good friends" as Jon is letting me borrow an MST + Magic Cylinder and Matt is letting me use MST and Nobleman of Crossout. HaX0aR's Angels - Help From Good Friends 40 cards Monsters(17) Soul of Purity and Light x3 Thunder Nyan Nyan x3 Hysteric Fairy x3 Nimble Momonga x3(KILLER SQUIRRELS!) White Magical Hat(the luckiest man alive...look at all them ladies ;)) Cyber Jar Witch of the Black Forest Maha Vailo Magician of Faith Magic Cards(18) Raigeki Dark Hole Change of Heart Monster Reborn Heavy Storm Nobleman of Crossout(loaner) Mystical Space Typhoon x3(2 loaners) Graceful Charity Painful Choice Pot of Greed Fissure Malevolent Nuzzler x2 Premature Burial Snatch Steal Luminous Spark Trap Cards(5) Mirror Force Magical Cylinder(loaner) Imperial Order Waboku x2 Yep, as you probably guessed, HaX0aR's Angels is a Light-natured deck. My deck is based around getting my Soul of Purity and Lights out for a swarm. They may only have 2000 Attack, but if all 3 are out, you'll need at monster with at least 3000 attack to take out one. With my Luminous Spark, 3500 Attack. Now is that scary or what? The look on my opponents face when they are getting beaten by my women is priceless! The Tourney When I got there, it was 1:20 PM. So I had 40 minutes to burn, I entered and got my PSV pack, hoping for a Call of the Haunted, and got The Shallow Grave.(Hey, it's a recursion card) It turns out that a kid fom my neighborhood, Chris, pulled a Call of the Haunted in his pack.(You little dork! Why do you pull everything I want!?) I offered Mirror Force, and he didn't take it.(He asked 20 minutes later, and I told him no. Missed the bus doofus!) I then bought a couple of LoD packs(still looking for that elusive Airknight) and pulled a Shadow Tamer and After Genocide respectively. After looking at who was there, I saw Kyle, Jake, and there was Robert(he got a ride with me). Those 3 are the only ones I should really be concerned with. Well pairings were announced at 2:10, and I would face Lane, a boy around 7 years old, in his first tournament. Round 1 RJ Vs. Lane(no type) First duel: 8000 - 0 Unfortunately, Lane wasn't too keen on the rules. I helped him here and there when he did an illegal move, and such. I started by setting by summoning a Hysteric Fairy and playing Luminous Spark. His opening move was playing Toon World. He tried to summon Toon Summoned Skull outright, then I told him about the tribute rule, he took that back, and summoned Harpies Brother. On my turn, I played a Thunder Nyan Nyan, Change of Hearted Harpies Bro, and attacked for 6500. He set a monster, and ended. I won next turn. Second Duel: 4350 - 0 After taking an early lead(7150-3150) I let him play his Buster Blader outright, just becuase. He actually gave me a good fight, getting me to 4350. I later destroyed Blader and attack with 2 SoPaL's for game. I talked to his parents afterwards(they were watching) about how I felt about dueling. I told them about KSO(Killer Squirrels On-line - My dueling Team), and sportsmanship and things. I went to record that I won, and I had to face a boy named Michael. As for the crew, Robert won, Chris won(he actually won a duel?!), and Adam(newest player in out midst) lost. Round 2 RJ Vs. Michael H.(Dragon/Beatdown) First Duel: 3500 - 0(forgot score) Well, he was able to bring out a Tyrant Dragon early, and that fella gave me trouble. I was on the ropes and monsterless with just 3500 LP. I closed my eyes, looked up, and let my karma guide. It paid off...big! I drew a Fissure! I played Fissure, and with an onslaught of Fairies, won a few turns later. Second Duel: 0 - 7000 The only damage he actully took was fom his own 7 Tools negating my Waboku. This was his duel all the way, I was just along for the ride. Third Duel: 8000(?) - 0 I tihnk this was the score, because I don't remember taking any damage. I brought out a SoPaL first turn. Another one out the next turn, and a Vailo after that. Throw in my Luminous Spark, and this was over in like 5 turns. We complimented each other, as this was close and fun. Robert also won, and Chris would fall to Kyle, and deja vu, I was facing Kyle 3rd Round. Round 3 RJ Vs. Kyle(Beatdown) Okay, I won't bother to even say the scores and such. Kyle demolished me in 2, I think 0-6000, and 0-8000. I didn't even scratch his skin. The disappointemnt on my face was very evident as I drew on my final turn. It was a Hysteric Fairy, and he had a Gemini + Goblin and my Snatch Stolen Squirrel. I conceded, too dejected to make eye contact. I was humiliated in front of Lane and his friends and family, and Michael's friends. They had all thought me to be a really good duelist, and I played like I just picked up a deck. I went to record I loss, I belive my words were, "RJ Roan defeated humiliatingly by Kyle Gettler in two games." I was then told, that I would be playing for 3rd. I snapped out of my lethargy immeadiately --I had actually made the Semi-Finals! Robert was in the game I was watching, the winner advanced to the finals, I played the loser. Robert won and got to play Kyle for the win. Play for 3rd RJ Vs. ???(I forgot your name man!) First Duel: 8000-0 It hit him with a Hysteric powered with Luminous early, then I would attack a Fiber Jar. After the reset button got pressed, I won in 5 or 6 turns. Second Duel: ????-0(forgot score) I won a in a few turns, I had him swamped by my Swarm of Ladies! Robert would lose to Kyle in 3, and got his 2 Packs(LoN and LoD), and I got my 1.(LoD) I pulled a Susa Soldier in mine, and Robert got, The Warrior Returning Alive and Mask of Restrict. Kyle got nothing notable in his 3, except a Hino-Kagu-Tsuchi in an LoD pack. Props and Slops Time! Shibby! 3rd Place(Personal Best!) Subway(Free Refills of a Large Pepsi!) Robert's 2nd Place Kyle's Win(A San Carlos Sweep!) Learning Express(Ya'll rule!) HaX0aR's Angels(I love my ladies!) Anti-Shibby Chris(Ya hypocritical Dork!) Me(for ragging on Chris) Kyle(WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD?!) Thieves(ya'll have no business being alive!) Questions? Comments? Fried Chicken? Send them to rroan28@yahoo.com! Ph33r teh HaX0aR!(and his girls!) I'm out!