Chief Wiggum’s Hand Authority – By Clancy Wiggum A World Of Books – San Leandro, CA August 31st, 2003. Tournament Fee - $6 Advanced Bracket One TP3/PGD for entering 3 TP3/PGD for winning 1 TP3/PGD for making it to the Finals ----- Clancy's Hand Authority Monsters: 15 1. Gemini Elf 2. Gemini Elf 3. Mystic Tomato 4. Mystic Tomato 5. Spear Dragon 6. Spear Dragon 7. Spirit Reaper 8. Spirit Reaper 9. Don Zaloog 10. Don Zaloog 11. Exiled Force 12. Fiber Jar 13. Sangan 14. Witch Of The Black Forest 15. Yata-Garasu Magic: 17 16. Mystical Space Typhoon 17. Mystical Space Typhoon 18. Mystical Space Typhoon 19. Creature Swap 20. Change of Heart 21. Confiscation 22. Dark Hole 23. Delinquent Duo 24. Graceful Charity 25. Harpie's Feather Duster 26. Mirage of Nightmare 27. Monster Reborn 28. Pot of Greed 29. Premature Burial 30. Raigeki 31. The Forceful Sentry Traps: 8 32. Drop Off 33. Drop Off 34. Drop Off 35. Magic Drain 36. Magic Drain 37. Call Of The Haunted 38. Imperial Order 39. Mirror Force 40. Ring Of Destruction --- Round 1- Chief Wiggum Vs. Voltaire (Quick burn) Match 1 - I beat him last week, so I was expecting to win again. I was doing really good, got him down to 400, but his Nightmare Wheel slowed me down. Then he Ceasefires and Just Desserts, and burns the crap out of me. Match 2 - Yata-Lock. Match 3 - Arg. I knew I was screwed when he was like at 6000, and I was at 2000. --- I played this one guy that I played before for keeps. In one of my older reports, I wrote about a guy I played for a Penguin Soldier. The guy won and took my Penguin Soldier. Today, I was sitting down with Springfield's Finest and he comes up and asks me if I want to duel for keeps. I really didn't want to, but he called me a coward so I couldn't refuse. I check his binder and just tell him to put up Helpoemer. He wants me to put up Guardian Spinx so I say okay. He told me that if one person loses, they could duel again to win it back. I said 'Nah, that's okay.' We went to a shady spot to duel and we started. Match 1 - Chief Wiggum Vs. Guy (Forgot his name) Well, I started by...Who gives a ****? I won. Owned, 2-0. Woo, free Helpoemer. Oliver let me have his messed up Barrel Dragon so I decided to try and trade it. There was this one kid trading with Reggie (He traded his Trihorned Dragon, Tyrant Dragon, and Asura Priest for Reggie's 3rd Magic Cylinder *CoughRetardCough*) so I decided to try and trade with him. I offered the Barrel for his Great Dezard (I got Fusioh Richie already and it looks cool together) and his Mom came to get him. He was in such a rush, that he didn't notice how messed up the Barrel Dragon was. *Shrug* I probably could've put a sticker in there and he wouldn't have noticed. Oh well, should pay more attention. I'm the guy with I'm the guy with Chief Wiggum on the back of my sleeves. Props: My little brother OWNING beginner. (Woo, little kid power) Reggie pulling Ring. James getting Ring. Me getting Ring before all of them. 2 weeks ago. =) Me pulling my 4th Mirage of Nightmare (Damn it..I dunno if this is a Prop or Slop) Me winning Helpoemer Me getting free Dezard Oliver giving me the Barrel Dragon Slops: Losing to Voltaire *Shakes fist* Next time.. Everyone doing hella crappy today o_o;; I don't know what the hell happened... Springfield's Finest: Homer - James Clancy - Edwin Bart - Elvin (Little brother) Itchy - Julian Sideshow Bob - Reggie Apu - Ronald Edwin Narayan (Clancy Wiggum of Springfield's Finest) Vash0wnz@cs.com (Please don't E-Mail me about fixing your deck, I'll just delete the E-mail, you can E-Mail me suggestions for my deck if you want...)