Chief Wiggum’s Hand Authority – By Clancy Wiggum A World Of Books – San Leandro, CA August 24th, 2003. Tournament Fee - $6 Advanced Bracket One TP3/PGD for entering 3 TP3/PGD for winning 1 TP3/PGD for making it to the Finals ----- Clancy's Hand Authority Monsters: 15 1. Gemini Elf 2. Gemini Elf 3. Mystic Tomato 4. Mystic Tomato 5. Spear Dragon 6. Spear Dragon 7. Spirit Reaper 8. Spirit Reaper 9. Don Zaloog 10. Don Zaloog 11. Exiled Force 12. Fiber Jar 13. Sangan 14. Witch Of The Black Forest 15. Yata-Garasu Magic: 17 16. Mystical Space Typhoon 17. Mystical Space Typhoon 18. Mystical Space Typhoon 19. Creature Swap 20. Change of Heart 21. Confiscation 22. Dark Hole 23. Delinquent Duo 24. Graceful Charity 25. Harpie's Feather Duster 26. Mirage of Nightmare 27. Monster Reborn 28. Pot of Greed 29. Premature Burial 30. Raigeki 31. The Forceful Sentry Traps: 8 32. Drop Off 33. Drop Off 34. Drop Off 35. Magic Drain 36. Magic Drain 37. Call Of The Haunted 38. Imperial Order 39. Mirror Force 40. Ring Of Destruction --- Round 1- Chief Wiggum Vs. Mario (Zombie deck) Match 1 - Pretty easy. I didn't find myself in any trouble, except when I couldn't figure out Patrician of Darkness' effect. x_x; I just Creature Swap his Patrician for my Spirit Reaper, and all my forces start killing my Spirit Reaper. Die. Match 2 - Heh. I brought in my Zaloogs and started attacking. When he would draw his card, and actually think I would let him get a hand, I would just flip my Drop Off. >:D I advance to play... --- Round 2- Clancy Wiggum Vs. Curtis (Burner) I was watching him duel Terrance, so I knew what kind of deck he ran.. Match 1- I would attack his Germs, and lose my Lifepoints. He was starting to be in trouble, then he tributes my 2 monsters for Lava Golem..And then played Swords of Revealing Light. I sigh, Draw my card, set a monster, and end my turn. I'm at 4000 now, and he has his SoRL down for Turn 1..He tributes my 2 monsters AGAIN and brings out a second Lava Golem..I had a lot of Monsters in my hand and I thought there was nothing I could do. I get burned for two turns and lose. Match 2- Uh oh. I had to win both matches..I start by setting a Spirit Reaper that he attacks. Then I set Fiber Jar and he sets a monster. I Fiber Jar, get my Hand Control cards, and hit him with Zaloog. We both kept taking hits back and forth until I finally got a monster. I Change of Heart his monster, and attack with both for the game. Match 3- It was really like Duel 2. I Fiber Jar a few times, to get my hand back. I make sure not to use DD or Confiscation, so I can preserve my LP. I just Feather Duster away his Binds and Nightmare Wheels, and pound his Lifepoints. Where are your Lava Golems now?! >_> <_< Round 3 - Chief Wiggum Vs. Froilian (Sorry if I spelt your name wrong =/ ) I was waiting for the match of Jared Vs. Froilian to finish, and I was really expecting Jared to win, so I Side Decked a bunch of Burner Cards (Which I had ready just for him) and I'm watching him get burned by Froilian, until he is finally dead. >_<; Match 1- I start the duel off with Hand Control stuff, and Spirit Reaper down, I Drop Off his card and Magic Drain his Graceful, which makes his pay for it. Then I Drain his Pot. Drains own. It pretty much kept going like that...Yeah, you would think I was winning, right? Well, I lost. :l Match 2- I get out Farmer Zaloog, and his Tomatoes, and clear his field with Monster Removal, and pretty much obliterate his Hand, and I had 2 Drop Offs down so he had nothing. Match 3- Meh. I can tell he really hates Drop Offs..I always had one down whenever he was in trouble, and when he would Draw, he would have to discard it. My Spear Dragon, and Gemini Elf win this for me. Round 4 - Chief Wiggum Vs. Shawn Hmm..He knew what I had! He even told me he was watching the whole duel between me and Froilian..I'm curious though, why didn't he pay attention to Froilian's cards? Match 1 - Damn it. I got him so low, but then he Dark Holes, and brings out Yata. I had no hand, and nothing on the field. Game. Match 2 - Well, that was a lot easier then I expected. His lifepoints were really low, and he had about 3 cards in his hand, so I take a chance and attack with Yata. He plays Exiled Force and I Torrential it. I attack with Yata again. then he brings out a Monster and attacks my LP. I take it. My turn, I kill it with Gemini, and Drop Off his card. He was screwed. Match 3 - This was it. I was either going to the Finals or going...to Round Table. >_> I would just like to say... Fiber Jar pwnz. It saved my ass and helped me get those open hits that I needed. I Fibered maybe twice, and then killed him with Gemini, Spear, and Kycoo (Graceful Charity, Premature, and Reborn) Round 5 - Finals - Chief Wiggum Vs. Alex I Side Decked in a Electric Snake, since Julian said he had a Hand Destruction. Match 1 - Our Mystic Tomato's exchange blows. We show each other what we got. I got Witch Of The Black Forest, and he got...Dark Jeriod. @_@;; He kills my Witch, along with my Lifepoints. Fiber Jar didn't help me. :l Match 2 - I put back in my Mystic Tomato that I Side Decked out and got ready to duel. I was at least hoping to win ONE match..He had Sangan, and a Spear Dragon in Defense Mode (I think >_<) and I had a Don Zaloog in my hand..I attack his Spear Dragon, even though people kept saying I should've put it in Defense Mode. He brings out his Exiled Force, and finishes me off. I was talking to a few friends later on that day and they were saying 'Why'd you attack with Don Zaloog?' or 'Why didn't you defend with Zaloog?' ... How was I supposed to know he had an Exiled Force in his hand? --- I'm the guy with I'm the guy with Vash the Stampede, and Nicolas D. Wolfwood on the back of my sleeves. Props: Making it to the Finals. 100% finishing my deck. Slops: Losing to Alex. Springfield's Finest: Homer - James Clancy - Edwin Bart - Elvin Itchy - Julian Reggie - Undecided for now Edwin Narayan (Clancy Wiggum of Springfield's Finest) Vash0wnz@cs.com (Please don't E-Mail me about fixing your deck, I'll just delete the E-mail)