Homer’s Drunken Beatdown – By Homer J. Simpson

A World Of Books – San Leandro, CA

September 27, 2003

 

3 Mystic Tomato

3 Don Zaloog

3 Gemini Elf

1 Premature Burial

1 Monster Reborn

1 Dark Hole

3 Spirit Reaper

1 Fiber Jar

1 Jinzo

1 Pot Of Greed

1 Mirage Of Nightmare

1 Harpie’s Feather Duster

1 Exiled Force

1 Sangan

1 Witch Of The Black Forest

2 Magic Drain

1 Ring Of Destruction

1 Mirror Force

1 Yata-Garasu

3 Mystical Space Typhoon

2 Nobleman Of Crossout

1 Call Of The Haunted

1 Torrential Tribute

1 Ceasefire

1 Raigeki

1 Change Of Heart

1 Snatch Steal

1 Imperial Order

 

Tournament Fee - $6

5 Rounds – Single Elimination

Advanced Bracket

 

Well, considering Kycoo’s effect is going to be changed to being only able to remove monsters only, I knew it wouldn’t be as effective so I decided to take them out for a Twin-Headed Behemoth and a Cannon Soldier.  Time for some GERMAN OWNAGE!!

 

Round 1 – Homer J. Simpson Vs. Jared (Mr. Diablo)

 

Results:  2-0 Me

 

This didn’t take me too long to win.  He was using his little brother Terrance’s deck for fun I guess.  I took advantage because I knew Jared wasn’t used to using Terrance’s deck.  My drunken beatdown was too overwhelming for Jared so I end up sweeping him 2-0.

 

Round 2 – Homer J. Simpson Vs. Steffon (Jenova Of Avalanche)

 

Results:  2-0 Me

 

This round took really long.  First game, I think I got him low enough me to launch Cannon Soldier and a few other monsters to end him.  Second game, I ended him late in the game with a Yata-lock.

 

Round 3 – Homer J. Simpson Vs. Mario (Grave Robber Sleeves Guy)

 

Results:  2-1 Me

 

First game, I got him down to about 2100.  He had a M/T set facedown and a Jinzo.  I had a Cannon Soldier.  I Change Of Heart his Jinzo and attack him for the game.  I thought he would have Scapegoat or so.  Game 2, I started off with a bad hand and ended up getting Yata-locked.  Game 3, I bring him down to about 1250.  I have a tomato on the field and he has Gemini Elf.  I summon Cannon Soldier, Snatch Steal his Gemini, and launch off all three monsters for the game.

 

Semi-Finals – Homer J. Simpson Vs. Donald (Red VIII Of Avalanche)

 

Results:  2-1 Donald

 

First game, he took out the most important cards out of my hand and ended me with an early Yata-lock.  Game 2, I get him down to around 3000.  He has a Sinister Serpent in defense mode and a monster face down.  I have a Cannon Soldier and a Spear Dragon in defense mode.  I reborn his Airknight Parasath and attack his Sinister Serpent for 1650.  Then I launched all three of my monsters on the field for the game.  Game 3, can anyone say Yata-lock??  Because Donald can (Again).  He has a Jinzo on the field and a monster facedown.  My turn, I draw a Spear Dragon.  I summon and attack his facedown, a Tomato I think.  He said it didn’t matter because he had Yata ready to end me.  Good game Donald!  Donald, being the good sport he is, shakes my hand for having a good match.

 

Post Game Comments:

-         Me making it to Semi-Finals (Farthest I’ve ever been)

-         Edwin and Reggie losing in the first round

-         Julian and Blake for making past 1st round

-         Ronald for not coming (Fruit)

-         Losing to Donald in semi-finals (*Shakes fist*)

-         Cannon Soldiers for winning games for me (Thanks guys)

-         Asura Priest for doing nothing for me (Took it out for a 2nd Nobleman Of Crossout)

-         Getting crap in my tournament pack (Gave it to Edmin)

 

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Springfield’s Finest

 

James

- Homer (Leader)

Reggie

- Sideshow Bob (Quitting YGO)

Ronald

- Apu (Questionable)

Edwin

- Clancy

Julian

- Itchy

Bart

- Elvin

Gus

- Barney (DBZ)

Andrey

- Moe (DBZ)

Ian

- Carl (DBZ)

Blake

- Duff Man

 

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