Clancy’s Hand Ownage - By Clancy Wiggum
A World Of Books - San Leandro, CA
September 28, 2003
 

3 Obelisk The Tormentor 3 Slifer The Sky Dragon 3 Winged Dragon Of Ra	3 Harpie’s Feather Duster 3 Dark Hole 3 Graceful Charity
3 Dark Magician 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragon 3 Gaia The Fierce Knight	3 Monster Reborn 3 Mirror Force 3 Two-Pronged Attack
3 Skull Servant 3 Raigeki 3 Pot Of Greed	3 Call Of The Haunted

 
Tournament Entry Fee - $6
5 Rounds – Single Elimination
Advanced Bracket
 
I lost first round three weeks in a row. That’s what I get for trying to make 
A Warrior Deck. Back to my good old Hand Control Deck. =D
 
Round 1 - Me Vs. Ryan
 
Haha. I have to play Ryan again? He is my cool friend that I met two weeks ago when he barely killed me 2-1. After we joked around a bit, and turned on the MP3 player, it was time o play.
 
Duel 1 - Despite listening to Maxx Unlimited while dueling, I did maintain to 
Do a good job. My Drop Offs kept messing him up, and my Tomatoes and Dons/Reapers were too much for him.
 
Duel 2 - Whee. We were listening to So Deep this time...Not that it matters or anything. <_<; It was pretty much
The same thing really, he couldn’t get anything that protected him out. And if he did, I killed it.
 
After that, we trade a bit and I get his Yata-Garasu (Sold mine for $20 the previous day)
 
Round 2 - Me Vs. Steffon
 
I played Steffon a while back when LOD was released, and he had Yata-Garasu. He stomped me 2-0 back then, but was back for revenge. Or something.
 
Duel 1 - Gah. I couldn't concentrate at all. ****ing stupid ass Billy and Chris kept blabbering about crap I really didn’t give a crap about. Edwin’s going to lose!
 
Hey *****, I can kick your ass so it doesn’t matter. Not to mention I always make it farther then you...I don’t really remembers much of this match. I think it was his Jinzo stomping over me.
 
Duel 2 - I remember taking out his Life points with my ownage Don Zaloog.
 
Duel 3 - He was topdecking..bad. He had Imperial out, and he drew Graceful Charity. He played it, while he had Imperial. I was (with a couple other people) saying that since he went directly to his Main Phase 1 that he must've paid. He was at 800 with no cards in his hand except Graceful. Finally, after he wouldn't let it go, I let it go. Later on, my Witch attacks his monster but he Calls back his Jinzo. I put my Witch in Defense Mode but he says I can't do it because I already attacked, but I said I didn't attack because of the replay that happened. He said he would let that slide because I let the Graceful Charity thing slide. but I don't know who was right. In the end, I won.
 
Round 3 - Me Vs. Julian (Springfield's Finest)
 
Haha...Good old' Julian...His little Fairy Box deck, that took down Ryan/Marcus/Many others. I’ve seen it a ton of times, but I never actually played it.
 
Duel 1 - Close match, but I ended up taking his Life points.
 
Duel 2 - He Yata-Locked me when I had 2 MSTs and Heavy Storm. I tried to bluff him to not attack, but he wouldn’t take that bluff.
 
Duel 3 - Wow...I really stomped all over him. 
 
Semi-Finals: Round 4 - Me Vs. Brandon
 
Heh. I played him at World Of Books before for fun and got owned. I didn't expect anything different this duel.
 
Duel 1 - Ouchies. Yata-Lock. His Timeater annoyed the crappers out of me.
 
Duel 2 - I was topdeckin..I drew Heavy Storm, I played it. He Rings my Spirit Reaper, which was the only card I had, and Calls for Sangan, gets Yata and I forfeit. Once again, damn Timeater. =/
 
Well...My Hand Destruction did me well today. Good games to everyone.
 
Props:
James lending me Drop Offs. I got to give him something in return.
Brandon for taking the tournament.
Me pulling Fusioh Richie
My deck doing well
 
Slops:
Me pulling Fusioh Richie (Heh)
Me having to play Julian =(
Me losing to Brandon
James losing to Nate (3 damn Needle Worms, Morphing Jar, 3 Don Zaloogs...)
Me pieces of Cardboard for Video Games (Dead Or Alive 3, Metriod Fusion, 
Golden Sun, Golden Sun 2, Pokemon Ruby, Mario Kart Super Circuit) =D
Me having to play Ryan =(
 

Springfield’s Finest:

James	- Homer (Leader)	Reggie	- Sideshow Bob
Ronald	- Apu	Edwin	- Clancy
Julian	- Itchy	Gus	- Barney
Andrey	- Moe	Ian	- Carl
Elvin	- Bart	Billy	- ?????

 
 
 
 
 
 
Edwin N. – Clancy Wiggum Of Springfield’s Finest
Email Address - St00p1dname@cs.com
-No Emails about my ownage deck, okay?