Clancy’s Hand Ownage - By Clancy Wiggum
A World Of Books - San Leandro, CA
September 28, 2003

3 Obelisk The Tormentor
3 Slifer The Sky Dragon
3 Winged Dragon Of Ra
3 Dark Magician
3 Blue-Eyes White Dragon
3 Gaia The Fierce Knight
3 Skull Servants
3 Raigeki
3 Pot Of Greed
3 Harpie’s Feather Duster
3 Dark Hole
3 Graceful Charity
3 Monster Reborn
3 Mirror Force
3 Two-Pronged Attack
3 Call Of The Haunted

Tournament Entry Fee - $6
Advanced Bracket

I lost first round three weeks in a row..That’s what I get for trying to make 
a Warrior Deck. Back to my good ol’
Hand Control. =D

Round 1 - Me Vs. Ryan

Haha..I have to play Ryan again? He is my cool friend that I met two weeks 
ago when he barely killed me
2-1..After we joked around a bit, and turned on the MP3 player, it was time 
to play.

Duel 1 - Despite listening to Maxx Unlimited while dueling, I did maintain to 
do a good job. :D My Drop Offs kept
messing him up, and my Tomatoes and Dons/Reapers were too much for him.

Duel 2 - Whee. We were listening to So Deep this time...Not that it matters 
or anything. <_<; It was pretty much
the same thing really, he couldn’t get anything that protected him out..And 
if he did, I killed it.

After that, we trade a bit and I get his Yata-Garasu (Sold mine for $20 the 
previous day) and a Nobleman Of
Crossout. 

Round 2 - Me Vs. Steffon

I played Steffon a while back when LOD was released, and he had Yata-Garasu. 
He stomped me 2-0 back then, but
I was back for revenge..or something.

Duel 1 - Gah. I couldn’t concentrate at all. ****ing stupid ass Billy and 
Chris kept blabbering about crap I really
didn’t give a crap about. ‘Edwin’s going to lose!’ 

...

Hey *****, I can kick your ass so it doesn’t matter. Not to mention I always 
make it farther then you...I don’t really remember much of this match..I think 
it was his
Jinzo stomping over me.

Duel 2 - I remember taking out his Lifepoitns with my ownage Don Zaloog.

Duel 3 - He was topdecking..bad. He had Imperial out, and he drew Graceful 
Charity. He played it, while he had Imperial. I was (with a couple other people) 
saying that since he went directly to his Main Phase 1, that he must've paid. 
He was at 800 with no cards in his hand except Graceful. Finally, after he 
wouldn't let it go, I let it go..Later on, my Witch attacks his monster but he 
Calls back his Jinzo. I put my Witch in Defense Mode but he says I can't do it 
because I already attacked, but I said I didn't attack because of the replay 
that happened. He said he would let that slide because I let the Graceful 
Charity thing slide..but I don't know who was right..In the end, I won.

Round 3 - Me Vs. Julian (Springfield's Finest)

Haha...Good ol' Julian...His little Fairy Box deck, that took down 
Ryan/Marcus/Many others..I've seen it a ton of times, but I never actually played it.

Duel 1 - Close close match, but I ended up taking his Lifepoints.

Duel 2 - He Yata-Locked me when I had 2 MSTs and Heavy Storm. I tried to 
bluff him to not attack, but he wouldn't take that bluff.

Duel 3 - Wow...I really stomped all over him. 

Semi-Finals:Round 4 - Me Vs. Brandon

Heh. I played him at World Of Books before for fun and got owned..I didn't 
expect anything different this duel.

Duel 1 - Ouchies. Yata-Lock. His Timeater annoyed the crappers out of me.

Duel 2 - I was topdeckin..I drew Heavy Storm, I played it. He Rings my Spirit 
Reaper which was the only card I had and Calls for Sangan, gets Yata and I 
forfeit. Once again, damn Timeater. =/

Well...My Hand Destruction did me well today..Good games to everyone.

Props:
James letting me Drop Offs..I gotta give him something in return. Brandon for taking the tournament. Me pulling Fusioh Richie My deck doing well

Slops:
Me pulling Fusioh Richie (Heh)
Me having to play Julian =(
Me losing to Brandon
James losing to Nate (3 damn Needle Worms, Morphing Jar, 3 Don Zaloogs...) Me pieces of Cardboard for Video Games (Dead Or Alive 3, Metriod Fusion, 
Golden Sun, Golden Sun 2, Pokemon Ruby, Mario Kart Super Circuit) =D Me having to play Ryan =(

Springfield's Finest
James - Homer (Leader) 
Ronald - Apu (Questionable) 
Edwin - Clancy (The cool guy <_<)
Julian - Itchy 
Bart - Elvin 
Gus - Barney (DBZ)
Andrey - Moe (DBZ) 
Ian - Carl (DBZ)

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