"Oh it Burns"
Tourney Info:
People: 22
Prize: 6 packs for winning...does anything else matter?
Cost: 5 bucks
Place: Richmond Comix
This is Rich, formerly known as the usual suspects...its been a long
while...like 4 weeks or
something...my deck has gone from beatdown to hand destruction(which was
un-defeated
for two weeks straight) and now its a burner...everyone started
mimiking(sp...who cares) my
deck and it just urked me...now on to the deck
Monsters:
3 Dice Jars
3 Giant Germs
2 Cannon Soldiers
Fiber Jar
Witch
Sangan
Sinister Serpent
Poison Mummy (its funny when tomatos or dons attack this...)
Spirit Reaper (this card has A*s saver written all over it...)
2 Mystic Tomatos (fun running into dons...)
Magics:
Raigeki
Hole
Reborn
Premature
Duster
3 MST
pot
graceful
Mirage
3 Scapegoats
Dark Snake Syndrom
Change
Traps:
3 Barrel Behind the doors
Magic Cylinder
Ring
Mirror Force
Imperial
Call
Waboku
41 total
You like that? If the deck idea isnt obviouse(sp...who
cares...)...its dice jar to barrel burn...its pretty fun...heres the
tourney
Pre-lims:
THere were 22 people so to get it to 16, 4 people had to prelim it...I was
one of them...
"Hey Doc it burns when I p..." Vs. Travis(beatdown, wannabe lock...)
First match was disgusting...I burned him to 4000 something with a dice
jar...then...poped off 5000 directly with a Cannon soldier...it wasnt pretty I
assure you...
Second match was fuggin hilarious...I do some minimal burning here and
there...I fiber jar it
once...and he has his asura preist busts up my weinie burners... but...I
have mirage out...I
work through most of my deck and I can finally chain my MSTbut he chains
Imperial...so I
dont discard but...it stays out...he doesnt pay and I lose even more of my
deck...I get down
to 5 cards and he's at like 2000 something and im at 1100 I cannon off my
serpent twice
hes at 1300 so I have 3 cards left...he sets a monster no traps...I
draw...premature I get my
witch praying for a monster...I sack off my witch get my last
monster...Fiber jar...attack his
monster...its a face down asura priest...whatever his turn he sets
again...my turn...I draw
my last card...imperial...but whatever I summon the fiber in attack mode
attack a face down
sangan with cannon hit his LP directly with fiber...Pop off for the extra
thousand and kill him
off...I was laughing maniacally and so was everyone else...including
travis...next round
"Hey Doc it burns when I p..." Vs some little kid
he didnt draw monsters...I burned him...it was sad...
he didnt draw monsters...I burned him...it was sad...
Round three
"Hey doc it burns when I p..." Vs. Matt (Friend of mine...I think he was
running
a "whatever" deck...he changes like every day...)
First match, I burn him...he cant do much...I cant remember...
Second Match, same thing...I cant remember...all I know is I burned
him...duh though,
right?
Round four
"Hey doc it burns when I p..." Vs Mark (Locker, he beat me last week just
barely)
First match, he has me realin early from a lock...I summon a dice jar in
attack mode(Wtf)
trying to block...he kills it with a prematured nimble and keeps his lock
going...I have one
card left and hes at 5000 and Im at like 6000 something...my last
card is dice jar...I set
it...he summons yata and attacks...I ROLL THE 6!!! he was pissed...it was
funny...
Second match my burn was too fast he couldnt stand the heat...it was
dun...yeah thats
right D-U-N...
Finals
"Hey Doc it burns when I P..." Vs David (friend of mine, his deck is
weird...)
First match he knows my deck too well always knows when my dice to barrel
is comming
and exiles me...so he takes me this turn....whatever though
second match...Nimbles Blow... by fuggin germs are ownage...I killed my
germs like 5
times...it was awesome...alot of cannon goat action...just burnage...
third match we decid to side in for shits and giggles...I put in two dark
room of nightmares
an extra cannon and something else I take out 2 dicers and 2 barrels...I
had him goin...
but he uses my own pop off technique to finish me off...not cool...but
whatever...
I get three packs he gets 6 i get nothin he pulls a fiber jar drop off dark
baltar fiend dragon or
whatever and 2 rares...aint that a pisser...
The same annoying kid that copied my hand D and made me change it is now
making a
friggin burner...so ill be going through another deck change...who knows
what though...
shout out to my homies in maryland...oh yeah and to everyones "its just a
game..." Games
are meant to be won...just cause its a game doesnt mean you shouldnt take
it with a bit
of seriousness...I laugh all the time when playing...but i play to
win...nobody plays games
to lose...unless they're twisted or something...but whatever...I
babble...
theuberloser is my AIM contact..I do online duels...still havent gotten my
good comp yet
so dont ask me to YVD...I dont have it...but ill IM duel if you dont have a
preference...
See You
Space Cowboy...