Springfields Finest - Homers Drunken Beatdown  By Homer J. Simpson

A World Of Books  San Leandro, CA

October 22, 2003

 

3 Barrel Dragon

3 Cannon Soldier

3 Mystic Tomato

1 Harpies Feather Duster

1 Heavy Storm

1 Monster Reborn

3 X-Head Cannon

1 Exiled Force

1 Fiber Jar

1 Painful Choice

1 Pot Of Greed

1 Premature Burial

1 Injection Fairy Lily

1 Jinzo

1 Sangan

1 Raigeki

1 Snatch Steal

3 Spell Shield Type 8

1 Witch Of The Black Forest

3 Limiter Removal

3 Mystical Space Typhoon

1 Call Of The Haunted

1 Imperial Order

1 Mirror Force

1 Change Of Heart

1 Dark Hole

1 Graceful Charity

1 Ring Of Destruction

 

 

Tournament Fee - $6

5 Rounds  Single Elimination

Advanced Bracket

 

Today, I come to the tournament on time. I was looking for a Tribe-Infecting Virus to add to my deck before I played in the tournament but I failed. Oh well, Time for some GERMAN OWNAGE!

 

Round 1  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Some Guy

 

Results: 2-1 Me

 

He took the first duel. He had me on the defense but his attack was too overwhelming for me to come back and win. I take the second duel. My Kycoo owned him this game. I take the third duel because of a game-breaking card. He has a Jinzo on the field and I had nothing on the field but in my hand was a Jinzo. I take a hit from his Jinzo. I drawCHANGE OF HEART! I change his Jinzo into my Jinzo and smacked him. He couldnt do anything after that so I ended up winning smacking him constantly with Jinzo.

 

Round 2  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Steffon (Jenova of Avalanche)

 

Results: 2-0 Me

 

I take both duels. I counter about everything he does and his bad hands lead me to victory. He wasnt playing at his full potential plus he had to leave early so he really didnt care too much about the tournament. Haha, Giant Rats and Mystic Tomatoes dont match.

 

Round 3  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Terrence

 

Results: 2-0 Me

 

This round didnt take too long. I thought he would be a challenge but I owned him. Took him out both games with Yata-lock. Cmon now, thats not the Terrence that took out Donald.

 

Round 4 (Semi-Finals)  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Brandon (Cait Sith of Avalanche)

 

Results: 2-1 Brandon

 

He takes the first duel. I get him very low to about 400 life points but he still ends up with the win. I take the second duel. All I remember was he had 2600 life points left and I had 3400 left. I think he had a Lily and a Tribe on the field. I summon a Kycoo, change of heart his Lily, slap Tribe with Kycoo and finish him with his own Lily. He takes the third duel. All I remember was I only had a Spirit Reaper in F/D defense mode and he had a Barrel and another monster on the field. If he flips the effect for Barrel right, he would win the game. He flipsTAILSHEADSTAILS! Yes, I was still alive. He premature burials his other Barrel and flips for the effect again. He flipsHEADSTAILSHEADS! No! Arrgh! Oh well, I did my best. Good shit Brandon.

 

Post-Game Comments:

-         Me losing in Semis (Loser!)

-         Me owning Steffon 2-0 again (Take that Zurg!)

-         Me getting a Don Zaloog today

-         Billy losing in finals to Brandon (Its all good)

-         Brandon for winning the tourney (Good shit)

-         Edwin taking out Donald 2nd round (Good shit)

-         Edwin losing to Billy in Semis (Loser!)

-         Welcoming our newest member Thahn (Going to be Scratchy)

-         Elvin for not coming (He needs to start owning Beginner/Intermediate)

-         Julian for not entering the tournament (Loser!)

 

Springfields Finest:

 

James

- Homer (Leader)

Edwin

- Clancy

Julian

- Scratchy

Gus

- Barney

Andrey

- Moe

Ian

- Carl

Elvin

- Bart

Billy

- Lenny

Thahn

- Scratchy

 

James P.  Homer J. Simpson (Leader of Springfields Finest)

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