Scientific Cheesiness
by Batman aka Huy
Collector's Corner, Oakland, CA
10/18/03
8 players, $5 entry fee, first place gets choice of 5 boosters of PSV/MRL/LON/LOD/PHG

Monsters (17)
Sangan
Witch
Amazon Archer x3
Cannon SOldier x3
Catapult Turtle x3
Scientist x3
Morphing Jar
Fiber Jar
Cyber Jar

Magics (19)
Pot
Graceful
Reborn
Premature
Raigeki
Dark Hole
Last Will x3
Reasoning x3
Snatch steal
Soul Exchange x3
Scapegoat x2
Card Destruction

Traps (4)
Cylinder
Jar of Greed 
Waboku 
Ring Of Destruction


This deck was weeks in the making before MFC was even out. As soon as MFC came out I immediately got my hands
on the last 3 cards to make this deck complete: 3 Magicial Scientists, by trading my japanese needleworm and $2.
FOOLS! They had no idea the power they were giving up. They had no idea what fury I would unleash upon the 
store with their seemingly harmless cards. Muhahahaha. Today, I make history, by becoming the first Scientist deck
to enter a tournament at Collector's Corner.
The first match was: 

Batman vs Mike
He ran a warrior deck. With Exile and Throwstone units, along with using Warrior Returning alive and Premature, Call,
and Reborn to bring them back, He pounded me with one monster removal after another. I tried to stall many times with
a defensive Catapult, but he exiled/throwstoned it every time. Because of the bad draw, I was finished. I sidedeck in
some Gravity binds, but didn't get to use them as I busted out the 1st turn kill on the second round. The crowd went into
shock and awe. This was probably the first time they had witness the incredible power of science. Third round started off
with Mike taking a huge chunk off his own lifepoints by ramming his United+Axed Hayabusa Knight straight into my Magical
Cylinder. 4400 damage right there. The rest was cake, as I finished him off with Cannon Soldier launches.


Batman vs Louis
I finished him off with a first turn kill in the first round. Whoa I would hate to be him at that moment. Imagine just 
sitting down and the first match is already taken in less than a minute. I could tell he was scared. Next match took a
little longer, but eventually Scientist and Turtle hit the field, launching him out of the tournament.


Batman vs Tony
This first match was a horrible hand. Never even close to bringing scientist out and I couldn't even set up any defense. 
He eventually beats me down with oldschool beatdown monsters like Summoned SKull. Second match No turtle/scientist combo 
this round, but the victory was even sweeter. I had total control with Gravity Binds, Wabokus, Scapegoats. He could attack
only when I allowed him. It was like guiding a blind person off a cliff. He gets Cylindered. He gets Ringed. He gets a
2500 Ceasefire. In the end, I had Cannon soldier on the field and launched 2 waves of scapegoats at him. 

Batman has made history. The first scientist deck to enter a tourney at Collectors Corner. The first scientist deck to win
a tourney at Collectors Corner. Milk Delivery Force 1 was impressed with Batman's unique victory and recruited Batman into
their stupid "biting off K-Force 1" clan.

Props to:
Ricky - For being one of the first to have a scientist deck like me. We elite!

Milk Delivery Force 1 (Please note that this was David's idea and I am strongly opposed to biting off other people)
David - Milkman			Betty - Catwoman
Huy - Batman			Phil - Superman
Kevin - The Cheerleader		Rob - Hulk

Slops to:
Jonathan - for saying scientist decks ruin YuGiOh. You know you wanna build one u lyer.
Jason - for being annoying as hell, and copying my sleeves, and being jealous of my scientist deck.

Questions/Comments: HKisBatman@yahoo.com