Springfields Finest - Homers German Ownage By Homer J. Simpson
Eastridge Mall (Yu-Gi-Oh Mall Tour) San Jose, CA
November 1, 2003
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3 Barrel Dragon 3 Cannon Soldier 3 Mystic Tomato |
1 Heavy Storm 1 Monster Reborn 1 Pot Of Greed |
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3 X-Head Cannon 1 Exiled Force 1 Fiber Jar |
1 Premature Burial 1 Raigeki 1 Snatch Steal |
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1 Jinzo 1 Sangan 1 Witch Of The Black Forest |
3 Spell Shield Type-8 1 Call Of The Haunted 1 Imperial Order |
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3 Limiter Removal 3 Mystical Space Typhoon 1 Change Of Heart |
1 Mirror Force 1 Ring Of Destruction
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1 Dark Hole 1 Graceful Charity 1 Harpies Feather Duster |
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Welp! This is my first Yu-Gi-Oh Mall Tour ever! Since it was free and everything, all I had to do was have fun. Anyways, Time for some GERMAN OWNAGE!
1st Tourney 2 Rounds 1 Duel Single Elimination
Results: 1-0 Me
I owned him with my hand control with drop offs and forceful, confiscation delinquent. Slapped him to death with Don Zaloog and proceeded to Yata-Lock to end him.
Results: 1-0 Me
I left him handless for about 5 turns but my Yata wasnt coming up. Finally, he comes up with a swarm of Nimbles. Didnt matter, still took them out. Got him down to about 3800 and I was at about 2800. I reborn his Injection, summoned a Don, and finish him.
Cool, I got a pack, a chance to play one of the duel masters, and I got to sign the wall of fame for winning. Nice ;x
Results: 1-0 Me
First move, I play Confiscation. Think I
took out his Tribute To The Doomed since his hand was so crappy. Set Drop Off,
Ring, and Don in defense mode. He loses the card he draws due to Drop Off and
summons Tomato and slaps my face down Don. Haha, he lost another card from his
hand. My turn, draw a Mirror Force. I set Mirror Force and a Witch in face down
defense mode and end my turn. His turn, summons a bazoo and attack my Don and
tomato hits my face down witch. I grab Yata. My turn, I draw Reborn. I save it
and put a tomato in defense mode. His turn, first proceeds to attack and I
mirror force. Then he summons a Dark Elf in attack mode and ends his turn.
Hmmm, he has no hand and nothing on the field but a Dark Elf. I draw, forgot
what it was but it was game over for him. Reborn his Bazoo, remove 2 monsters
to boost him up to 2200, summon Yata, shift tomato to attack mode, and
Yata-Locked him right there. Gamage!
We shake hands after having a good duel.
Cough Cough Owned Him Cough Cough* He gave me a little millennium puzzle
necklace and he gave me a red strap thingy that said Millennium Prize Winner.
Cool. Oh yeah, I also got to sign my name in the book with list of people who
defeated the duel masters. Nice ;x
2nd Tourney 2 Rounds 1 Duel Single Elimination
1st Round Homer J. Simpson Vs. Some Local
Results: 1-0 Me
I owned him. My hand control cards were too powerful for his n00by deck. No offense, but its true. I move on to finals of my bracket.
Results: 1-0 Me
I owned him. I wouldve won faster but this
guy was really slow. My hand control resulted in my Yata-Locking him.
Cool, I got another pack (which had a
Fushioh Richie). Nice ;x
Homer J. Simpson Vs. Duel Master Josh
(Again)
Results: 1-0 Him
He got his revenge. He got me to about 1300.
Had Cannon Soldier, Dark Elf, and Goblin and launched for the win. Grrrrr. Oh
well, I owned him earlier so I didnt really mind.
Post-Game Comments:
- Me for doing well in the tournaments and owning a duel master
- Ed for driving everyone to the tour
- Burger King for being so good
- Stupid people who wouldnt trade Breaker
- Donald and Ed for selling all their packs
- Hometown Buffet for being so good (End of the day dinner)
- Edwin, Brandon, Donald, Marcus, Alex, Rodel, Edmin, Joseph, Serf reppin for A World Of Books
Springfields Finest:
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James |
- Homer |
Andrey |
- Moe |
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Reggie |
- Sideshow Bob |
Elvin |
- Bart |
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Ronald |
- Apu |
Billy |
- Lenny |
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Edwin |
- Clancy |
Thahn |
- Scratchy |
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Julian |
- Itchy |
Marcus |
- Ken |
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Gus |
- Barney |
Alex |
- Ryu |
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Ian |
- Carl |
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James P. Homer J. Simpson (Leader Of Springfields Finest)
E-Mail Address FiLiPiNoDuDe1223@hotmail.com
AIM Screen Name FiLiPiNoDuDe2006