Deck : A LiL Crunk Beatdown
Name : Timothy Williams
Location : Outer Limits Comics Murfreesboro TN
People in tourney : I think around 16 im not sure
Prizes:
1st = 1st Edition GEMINI ELF!!!!!
2nd = Snatch Steal
3rd = Swords of revealing Light (SORL)
4th = Graverobber (LOL!)
 
Ok before I say anything, Id just like to say that i wrote this Tuesday and I have REALLLLY bad memory all i remember is well a certain round and Me vs Chris in ____ round :) I Cant give that away, now can I?
 
Also, people I'd also like to tell you my deck is COPYRIGHTED (c) NO COPYING if I find out you copied me and my g-gang will come get ja (lol im just kiddin im peaceful). Sry for not writing a tournement report for a couple weeks I know you all need a little Hospitality from a southerner :-P, but I think pojo found my deck name offensive (or it was lost) I named my deck Pimp Juice you know cause I got some but thats not the point, umm also big thanks to everyone who reads this and maybe one day, you'll write your own tournement report. I figured for my this week tournement (or upcoming 11-6-03) I would go over what I call, 'Confidence in dueling your opponent'. If you think it sounds corny well, just scroll down and start reading on my next report :). I also wanted to say, if ur having a problem with a certain opponent think while cleaning ur face (DIE ZITS) or while sitting in school, you could easily find the solution. Now unto the deck.
 
5 stars +
Jinzo
 
4 star and below critters:
 
Dark Elf
Witch of the black forest
Sangan
Bazoo the soul-eater
Cyber Jra
Goblin attk force x 2
Magician of Faith x 2
Nimble Momonga x 3
Kycoo the ghost destroyer x 3 (Well i have a confession i played with 4, i just noticed with seperating my deck,so sue me :-P)
 
Magics:
 
 
Graceful charity x 3
Nobleman of crossout x 2
Heavy storm x 2
Pot of greed
SORL
Delinquent Duo
Axe of Despair
Mage Power
Raigeki
Harpies Feather Duster
United we stand
Dark Hole
Snatch steal
Premature Burial
Change of heart
 
Traps:
 
Solemn Judgment x 2
Skull Lair x 2
Magic Jammer
Torrential Tribute
Magic Cylender
Call of the haunted
Imperial order
 
Well thats the deck now unto the report
 
Round 1 Me vs Some dude i dont even remember the match:
 
Im sry all i know is that it was over in under 15 min i won 2-0 :)
 
Round 2 me vs Some dude AGAIN which i dont remember
 
Ok let me tell u i won 2-0 the whole day until a certain person
 
Round 3 Me vs John (sp?) Clown Control
 
John says 'I hate beatdown it takes no skill to play'. John knows that beatdown takes skill to play. John I hope changed his opinion after our round :). Well it started him going 1st, like 2 f/d traps and dream clown in attk mode (or def?) I heavy stormed cause i saw what he did to chris i knew he played binder/clowns I got him out in around 4 turns it was pretty easy cause i hit him QUICK i mean VERY quick :).
 
Round 3 me vs john part 2
 
Well he went first Prohibitioning Heavy Storm which i got in my hand :-/ i thought i mite lose this game but i never gave up. I went f/d imperial order, f/d FLYING squirrel, he goes attacks i bring out my other 2. It goes on both of us taking hits until he gets down to 700 i beleive and im at a healthy 4000+. I had drawn jinzo i was holding him and holding him until i drew dark elf, i didnt attk cause i couldnt get around his gravity bind, he has a Crass clown in def. I have no idea why he didnt switch to attk to bring dark elf to my hand and he also had a Hayabusa with a nuzzler on it (Which would be his downfall) It was my turn, i drew, sacked dark elf for jinzo Attked hayabusa, gane by JUST enough i was like yes i got it over with FINALLY :).
 
 
 
Round 4me vs Greg (one of my best friends this is sure to be good)
 
Well, good old Gregory (Little Yugi!) was weak minded (im sry to say lol) I stomped him he attked one of my FLYING squirrels and i got my other 2, premature burial, snatch steal, kycoo in attk mode, UWS, Mage Power, ALOT of over kill for the 1st match :). I win like -4000 - 9000.
 
Round 4Me vs Greg part 2
 
Again FLYING squirrels prevail as i easily win with no direct damage and a Axed Kycoo and UWS He was at around 6700 :).
 
Well during that match my friend Michael (sp) Was watching this duel and laughin his butt off as one of his friends gets totally Anialated (he greg wont take it personally if he reads this :-P) But you know :). To the final 4 it was, against, Chris :).
 
Me vs Chris Final 4 winner goes to finals Against Billy (mad beatdown!)
 
We exchanged blows he went on the massive offensive until it came to a DEADLY end me over killing and winning in 15 mines and we went into game 2 :).
 
Me vs Chris
 
Well, lets just say, Chris was taking a SEVERE beating from my deck jinzo was controlling him kycoo, no bazoo needed it got UGLY in herre.... Finally i had won 2-0 against Chris. Match ended i shook his hand excited i said 'Good match bro'. We had dueled for cards (he won my jar of greed :() on saturday at books a million so i knew what he was playing (same ol same ol) But i still none the less won ONTO THE FINALS!
 
 
Me vs Billy Finals FOR 1st Edition Gemini Elf :)
 
Lets just say, billy is my deck with all the beatdown monsters (bazoos, geminis) and even traps (he even plays 1 solemn judgment)
 
Now unto the match.
It started i controlling to feild DOMINATING him to a easy 4000 in 1 turn (2nd turn for me in match) Then it went all down hill with me not drawing any magic stoppers so you know I lost he did EXACTLY 8100 damage :/ i guess hes just to good, Unto match 2.
 
Me vs Billy FINALS
 
Lets just say he even solemn judgmented i still had no chance (he got down to 2500) I was suprised i couldve solemn judgmented the heavy storm he played but it wouldve been just denying the inedvidable, he won with jinzo and bazoo and prolly many others i cant remember >.<.
 
Well that was the tournament 2nd place you know how i do it. Just to let you know, on Monday night i was washing my face and it came to me, Hand Disruption KILLS billy's deck he always draws a graceful charity when he needs it so i came to the conclusion Magic Jammer x 3, white magical hat x 3, malevolent nuzzler x 3, and some other stuff for a side deck. You see, thinking can get u to win a tournement so hopefully, this'll work. Please if you have ANY suggestions about hand disruption cards please send them to me and id GREATFULLY enjoy them :).
 
Props:
For me getting 2nd place
For Eric giving up his 1st edition Gemini Elf
 
Slops:
For Eric throwing a mini tantrum on picking the super rare for 4th place
Being poor and no money for coke or chips :(
 
 
 
E-mail - SL_jedi_lord@yahoo.com
AIM - t3a cupz
Name - Timothy Williams aka All offense, no defense (in dodgeball that is ;-))
 
Until Next week Buh bye ya'll :).


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