-Clown Matrix
blacklabel
Outpost 
Gamers Inc. 
entry fee: $5
Prize: play for keeps
30 people 
there
Monsters: 20         Magic: 
12                 
Trap: 
8                
3 Hayabusa Knight    3 Axe of 
Despair          3 Gravity 
Bind
3 Dragon Zombie      2 Mystical Space 
Typhoon  1 Call of the Haunted
3 Dream 
Clown        2 
Prohibition             
1 Trap Hole
2 Crass Clown        1 
Raigeki                 
1 Mirror Force
2 
Sangan             1 
Pot of Greed            1 
Ceasefire
2 Magician of Faith  1 Dark 
Hole               
1 Magic Jammer
2 Wall of Illusion   1 Monster Reborn
2 Cannon 
Soldier     1 Premature Burial
1 Cyber Jar
Hey 
guys. I'm having trouble typing because I broke my wrist while snowboarding and 
I'm in a cast. I don't have kids either, I'm 15 years old; it was a typo on my 
tournament report last time. This tourney was gonna be fun. We were playing for 
keeps, so not many people signed up. I finally got Ceasefire! All I need now is 
Imperial Order to complete my control deck. I have a Dragon Zombie in my deck 
because it's the strongest 3-star in the game and it looks cool. I stopped using 
my beatdown. Beatdown is probably the best deck, but it lacks strategy. I'm 
really tired, so I'm not gonna go into detail with the duels.
I got to 
Outpost abought 45 minutes before the tourney started. I wanted to buy an 
Imperial Order for $40 from the store, but decided not to because I might win 
one in the tourney. The prize is pretty cool I think. I signed up and payed my 
entry fee. Dave, the owner, asked us which cards we were gonna put up for duels. 
I decided to put up my newly accquired Ceasefire up. There were no rounds. Once 
you lost your out though.
Me vs. Marcus ( Call of the Haunted )
I was 
kind of nervous. He had his Call of the Haunted on the line; against my 
Ceasefire. He ran a good beatdown with Jinzo. I knew I had to get out 
Prohibition out early to prohibit Jinzo, then maybe I could stand a chance. 
Well, I did just that. I got out my Prohibition on my 1st turn and prohibited 
Jinzo. I got out a Dragon Zombie out with an Axe and was taking chunks of LP 
from him left and right. He tried to lay a monster in def, but I activated 
Ceasefire and attacked his Man-eater bug with Dragon Zombie for the win. I shook 
his hand and he handed over his Call of the Haunted. He told me it wasn't a big 
loss because he had 7 of 'em. He showed me his trading binder. He really 
did!
Me vs. Joe ( Goblin Attack Force )
I knew he ran a Weenie Rush. 
Joe is streaky duelist. Either he's always winning or always losing. It turns 
out he was on a losing streak. I got out my Gravity bind out early; I also got a 
Dragon Zombie and a Hayabusa Knight with an Axe of despair. He tried to lay 
defense monsters, but he couldn't draw them fast enough to keep my forces at 
bay. He tried to lay a monster in f/d defense, but I activated Ceasefire and 
attacked with Hayabusa Knight and Dragon Zombie for the win. He handed over his 
Goblin Attack Force. 
Me vs. Lee ( Imperial Order )
He had an Imperial 
Order! Just the card I wanted! I had to win this duel. He layed a bunch of 
defensive monsters down, which I disrupted using Crass Clown and Dream Clown. 
Around the 5th turn, I had 3 Dream Clowns and a Gravity Bind out. He couldn't 
keep enough monsters on the field. I totally demolished him with with Hayausa 
Knight, Dragon Zombie and Magician of Faith. He shook my hand and congradulated 
me on beating him. He handed over his IMPERIAL ORDER! I FINALLY GOT IT! MY DECK 
IS FINISHED!
Me vs. T.J. ( Toon Blue-Eyes White Dragon )
I got out my 
Prohibition out early and prohibited Toon World. The duel was over after that. 
All of his monsters were toons; cause he had japanese cards. I won a Toon 
Blue-Eyes White Dragon. I sold it to the store for $50. I bought a Magic Ruler 
packs and got another toon Blue-eyes, which I gave to the kid that lost his card 
to me. 
Me vs. Peter ( Tri-Horned Dragon )
I got a Dragon Zombie with 
two Axe's on my first turn and demolished him. He layed a Lord of D. and used a 
Flute of Summoning Dragon, I was in no mood to face down his dragons, so I Magic 
Jammered it. I won next turn with Hayabusa Knight and Dragon zombie. He handed 
me his Tri-Horned Dragon.
I had to leave 5 minutes after that to go to 
the T'wolve game. I had a great time. I can't snowboard cause of my damned 
wrist. Oh well, peace out. 
Props:
-For winning good cards in the 
duels
-Dragon Zombie and Hayabusa Knight for coming through
-I finally got 
Imperial Order
-Ceasefire for saving me many a time
-Serf, for letting me 
use his catch phrase
Slops:
-for having to leave early
-for my 
damned wrist
-my math teacher for givin' me an F on my test, cause I said he 
couldn't teach, oh well, I have an A in there anyways
-my clowns for only 
showing up in 1 duel...
Wanna talk Yu-Gi-Oh! or boarding? Email me at 
blacklabeldecks8@yahoo.com AIM: djhomieskillet
P.S. don't bash my deck or 
anyones else, cause your probably a loser 
anyways...