The Divine Anal Probe Deck
Zach Welter
Dragon's Den
Sioux Falls, SD
March 22, 2003

Hey, people here at Dragon's Den have taken to calling me Squirrel so that's what I will go by in the report. My Deck isn't very good because Im experimenting with a lot of cards. I am trying to get rid of my Buster Blader, It's really just a filler.
Here's My Deck:
Monsters:
Bazoo The Soul Eater x1 (No feeling is worse than that of being probed by baboons)
Dark Elf x2 (I give my life for this card all the time)
La Jinn x3 (I wish... I wish I could win)
Harpies Brother x3 (It slices it Dices and it's just what your wife wants for your anniversary!)
7 colored Fish x1 (ooohhh...The colors!)
Maha Vailo x1 (Oh, your germ infection raises her attack by 500)
Hane-Hane x1 (It seems that your Jinzo is a little too attached to you)
Penguin Soldier x2 (Double the Hane-Hane)
Wall of Illusion x1 (I wish I had this kind of security system for my house)
Magician of Faith x1 (Ill just take back my Change Of Heart and be on my way)
Mask Of Darkness x1 (OOOHHH! Yay! Ceasefire, welcome back!)
Cyber Jar x1 (The hardest-to-open jar...ever)
Gearfried x1 (HUH? wait... So you can't snatch steal him? Wow!)
Armed Ninja x1 (Shinobi's Back!)
Barrel Dragon x1 (I shoot you good... yeah.)
Buster Blader x1 (It's a filler. But it does have a nice sword)

Magic:
Premature Burial x1 (Ill just bring back my barrel dragon)
Snatch Steal x1 (Ohh...What a powerful monster you have there...can I have it?)
Offerings to the doomed x1 (Bye Bye Jinzo)
Change Of Heart x1 (Will they go away, stay together, or was there a Change of Heart?)
Axe Of Despair x1 (And magician of faith attacks for the win)
Monster Reborn x1 (Nice Jinzo you got there)
Nobleman of Crossout x1 (Okay, now get rid of all your other man-eater bugs)
Card Destruction x1 (Bye Exodia)
Ring of Magnetism x1 (I'll attach this to My wall of illusion)
Black Pendant x1 (Destroy me? I think I destroyed you!)
Scapegoat x1 (Feel the power of the sheep)
Graceful Charity x2 (Lets see, How shall I win?)
Heavy Storm x1 (DESTROY ALL! MUST DESTROY ALL!)

Trap:
Mirror Force x1 (staple)
Magic Jammer x1 (Ill stop your raigeki and discard my barrel dragon)
Seven Tools x1 (Nice mirror force, Too bad you can't use it)
Ceasefire x1 (Favorite Trap Card)

Total: 40
I arrived at the tournament early and bought but one pack, in that pack, I had recieved Bazoo the Soul-Eater which
immediately went into my deck. This is my first tourney report so be prepared for some no-depth detail matches and
really old and inaffective strategies. My first match was against Josh and Jessie (that's right, two people)
Round 1 Squirrel vs J and J Inc.
Duel 1: Josh decided he wanted to play the first duel. He played ookazi right away and then set a monster.
I used offering to the doomed to destroy his HANE-HANE. Then I used graceful charity, I drew: Monster Reborn,
Magician of Faith, Barrel Dragon. I chose Monster Reborn and used it to bring back barrel.
I then summoned Bazoo the soul-eater and removed those three cards from the game. I then attached axe of despair on Bazoo
to do a hefty 6100 damage. He set another monster and I succesfully used barrel dragon's effect.
You know what happened after that.
Duel 2: Wow, now I play Jessie. He opened the same way Josh did. This match took a little longer but I still won.
J AND J INC. HAS JUST BEEN PROBED!
Round 2 Squirrel vs Austin
Duel 1: I have played austin before and I wasn't very scared. But then I remembered that Austin always gets lucky draws.
Right when I started my turn I played scapegoat and he quit.
Duel 2: There was NONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AUSTIN HAS JUST BEEN PROBED!

Round 3: Squirrel vs Pat (This Match wasn't really fair, Semi-Finals)

Duel 1: His field magic card backfired on him when I summoned 7 colored fish. I later brought out bazoo and probed him
with the mighty baboon.

Now let me tell you something before the rest of the duels.
I have an incredibly short attention span and left my cards removed from the game! This is why I lost the others.

Duel 2: Again he brought out Umiiraka first turn which I thought was wierd because he only had one.
Then he brought out great white again! Then he set the same amount of magic and trap.
I brought out scapegoat and defended for a while. Then I finally brought out the fish of seven colors and attacked his
Twin-Headed fire dragon. Should have seen this coming because it happened last game...Graceful dice.
He beat me here with his summoned skull level twin-headed fire dragon.

Duel 3: THIS MATCH WENT EXACTLY LIKE THE LAST DUEL!
E-X-A-C-T-L-Y! After the duel I noticed all of my good cards were removed from the first duel because of bazoo and my
short attention span. I hate myself.

SQUIRREL HAS JUST BEEN PROBED BY BABOONS!

I checked out the other semi-final duel and was sure Joel was going to win (he has every set completed excepted LON, which
he only needs sixteen cards to complete.) And noticed chinatown had beaten him with exodia! Well I was in the dark but
was convinced Chinatown didn't cheat. He's just not that kind of person.

Chinatown was just too good for stupid Pat in the finals and beat him in two duels with exodia. Overall this was a good tourney.

Props:
Baboons
Probes
And Barrel Dragon along with the new starter decks

Slops:
To my short attention span
And to Pat for getting a little too lucky with his matches againt me ;-) .

Please talk to me about anything Yu-Gi-Oh. Guitar. or skateboarding. Please suggest ways for me to improve my deck...
My e-mail is Detox_Phishi@Yahoo.com

BY THE WAY! HEY PEOPLE OF GETAGAME! IT'S ME NAPALM!