Chief 
Wiggum’s Beatdown – By 
Clancy Wiggum
A World Of Books – 
| 3 
      Kycoo The Ghost Destroyer 3 
      Nimble Momonga 2 
      Penguin Soldier 2 
       Bazoo The Soul-Eater | 1 
      Swords Of Revealing Light 1 
      Pot Of Greed 1 
      Change Of Heart 1 
      Mage Power | 
| 2 
      Goblin Attack Force 1 
      Gemini Elf 1 
      Sinister Serpent 1 
      Injection Fairy Lily | 1 
      Monster Reborn 1 
      Tribute To The Doomed 1 
      Raigeki 1 
      Dark Hole | 
| 1 
      Witch Of The  1 
      Jinzo 2 
      Graceful Charity 2 
      Mystical Space Typhoon | 1 
      Premature Burial 1 
      Snatch Steal 1 
      Magic Cylinder 1 
      Mirror Force | 
| 1 
      Axe Of Despair 1 
      United We Stand 1 
      Harpie’s Feather Duster 1 
      Scapegoat | 1 
      Imperial Order 1 
      Seven Tools Of The Bandit 1 
      Ceasefire 1 
      Skull Lair | 
Tournament 
Fee - $6
3 Round – Single Elimination
Intermediate 
Bracket
Side 
Deck:
| 3 
      Trap Hole 2 
      Shadow Of Eyes | 1 
      Wall of Illusion 1 
      Penguin Soldier | 
| 2 
      Cannon Soldier 1 
      Soul Release | 1 
      Offerings to the Doomed | 
I 
was getting tired of losing First Round each time..
Round 1 - Chief Wiggum 
Vs. Chau
He seemed 
good. We talked a bit before the duel about random stuff. I thought he was 
REALLY good because...I dunno, I think everyone is 
really good. And he had 2 Gemini Elves. (Even though I used to use 3)
1st 
duel: Well..What can I say? 
He wasn't as good as I thought. I killed him first round. Got 
out Jinzo by Change of Hearting his stuff. I 
wasn't even on the run ONCE.  I won.
2nd Duel: Same thing pretty 
much. Wasn't on the run, but it didn't take that long.
After the duel, we 
shook hands and got my props from my 
Round 2 - Chief Wiggum Vs. Mario
I wasn't scared. At 
all. I was real confident about winning. I dunno why. He didn't seem intimidating enough. 
1st 
duel: I don't even know if he attacked my Lifepoints. 
I killed him with pure Beatdown. I CoH'd his Magician, and got back Monster Reborn. He knew it 
was over.
2nd Duel: Same thing. He attacked me with my own Bazoo once. (-2500) but that couldn't stop my Dark Hole. 
Then came the onslaught!!! Game. I won. Once again, I went to Serf and told him who I 
had to fight..and it 
was...
Finals - Chief Wiggum Vs. Julian
No!!! He's in 
Round 1 - 
BAM. First turn, Light of Intervention on his Morphing 
Jar #2. He couldn't do anything except watch me kill him. He tried to do 
something, but that didn't stop my..Imperial Order. I kept 
paying, and kept killing. I 7 Tool'd one of his Wabokus. I won.
Round 2 - Darn!!! He put in his 
Prohibition. First turn he plays it on Light of Intervention. >_< I get 
out Imperial Order later on. I start attacking..I put out Injection Fairy Lily and paid 2000 Lifepoints to boost her attack..Just to be Waboku'd?! He 
gave up on Depleting my deck and started attacking my 
Lifepoints. I was at 2500, he was at 5500. I don't 
know how I did it..But..I came back and won! I think it was cuz of Jinzo, and Bazoos. :D
Good game Julian!
There you have 
it. I won Intermediate. Serf said to start getting ready for Advanced..But I dunno if I will enter it any time soon.
ALSO. Ronald (Apu from 
Whee.
Homer              
            
- Reggie
Itchy and Scratch            
- Julian
Apu                  
            
- Ronald
Clancy              
            
- Edwin
Edwin Narayan (Clancy Wiggum of 
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