Deck name=A Beatdown
Place=Primetime Sportscards, Zion, IL
Date=7/26/03
Time=9:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.
Prizes=TP3 when eliminated, $20 store credit for 1st place, raffle for packs
Participants=32 masters, 32 juniors
Entry fee=$5
 
Pre-Tourney
My friend Robbie came over to my house the night before. We ordered stuffed crust pizza, played some practice duels, and got some shut-eye. In the morning, my mom drove us to the tourney and we arrived at about 9:30. The store was already packed. We paid our $5 to enter, and I went into the movie theater (where the actual tourney is held) while Robbie bought Exiled Force and Kycoo. We met up with Garrett and Cody and helped them set up the tables. Then the pairings were announced and the tourney began..
 
Round 1
Me vs. Luke
Duel 1
I have never seen this guy before. He wasn't too good, though. I mean, he set a Raigeki.  Anyway, he started by summoning an 1800 and setting most of what remained of his hand down on the field. I summoned GAF, MST'd something (Lightforce Sword, I think), and attacked. He couldn't do anything and I summoned a Bazoo, powered it up to 2200, and hit him directly. The rest of the game is a blur, but I do remember that I Yata-locked him.
Me 8000
Luke 8000>7500>5300>5100>4900>2700>>>0
 
Duel 2
This time, I hit him wiht a Gemini early, then hit him with Gemini and Kycoo on the next turn. He forfeited, on the grounds that he didn't have any monsters to summon.
Me 8000
Luke 8000>6100>2400>forfeit
 
Updates
Robbie beat some n00b named Sean, and the Big 3 (Cody, Garrett, and Nick) all won their matches. Robbie now had to face a friend of ours named Jonathan.
 
Round 2
Me vs. Arturo
 
Duel 1
I was able to get a good look at Arturo's strategy before this match started. Apparently, he runs an odd GB-Beatdown hybrid. Anyway, I don't remember too much of this match. My memory is very inconsistent.
Me 8000>7400
Arturo 8000>3700>2900>0
 
Duel 2
Like I said, I remember very little.
Me 8000>4100>3300
Arturo 8000>6900>4500>1900>0
 
Updates
Robbie was defeated by Jonathan, the Big 3 all won.
 
Round 3
Me vs. David
 
Duel 1
This guy is one of my several arch-rivals. In the only two times I have faced him, he swept me both times. This match was very different. He hit me early on with his Gemini attacking my Kycoo, and then Gemini attacking me directly next turn. Then I somehow hit him for 6200 in one turn, and he barely touched me after that.
Me 8000>7900>6000>5600
David 8000>1800>1400>0
 
Duel 2
I can't remember anything about this duel, except that it was much like the first; he hit me early on, I took the lead in the mid-game and won.
Me 8000>6100>5300
David 8000>6900>2600>300>0
 
Updates
The Big 3 all won and I was now in the semi-finals. Cody was playing Nick while I had to face Garrett.
 
Round 4
Me vs. Garrett
 
Duel 1
He Delinquent Duo'd me twice (thanks to MoF) and Yata-locked me.
Me 8000>7200>>>0
Garrett 8000>7000>4800>3900>2900
 
Duel 2
He Duo'd me twice this duel too. Were it not for that darned Yata, I would have pwned him.
Me 8000>>>0
Garrett 8000>5200>4200>4100>3100
 
Aftermath
I think Nick won the tourney, but I can't really remember for sure. Afterwards, I bought a Spear Dragon for $15. I pulled a Pot of Greed from my TP, which I later gave away to some 5th grader who lives across the street from me. I played a match with him after I got home and I beat him 2 to 1. Here's how that match went.
 
Free Match
Me vs. Tyler
 
Duel 1
This was a close match, but he shut me down with those danged Trap Holes. I am the basis for all the strategy this kid knows and about half of his deck, too. Anyway, I just had horrible draws and he kept pummeling me with 1800s equipped with Nuzzlers.
Me 8000>7250>5550>2050>1350>1250>450>0
Tyler 8000>6100>6000>5600>3700
 
Duel 2
I couldn't believe it! The little runt had actually beaten me in a duel! I wasn't about to let him win the match, though. And I didn't. I don't remember either of these duels, though.
Me 8000>6100>4200>4100
Tyler 8000>7600>7100>4700>2300>0
 
Duel 3
I can't remember anything except that this game was over in a matter of 2-3 turns.
Me 8000
Tyler 8000>3400>0
 
Here is my deck as it is now.
 
40 cards
 
Monsters (17)
 
3 GAF
2 Gemini Elf
2 Bazoo
2 Spear Dragon
1 Jinzo
1 Fiber Jar
1 Kycoo
1 Witch
1 Exiled Force
1 Sinister Serpent
1 Cyber Jar
1 Yata
 
Magic (17)
 
6 Staples
2 Graceful Charity
2 Crossout
2 MST
1 Heavy Storm
1 SoRL
1 Premature Burial
1 Snatch Steal
1 Painful Choice
 
Traps (6)
 
1 IO
1 Mirror Force
1 CoTH
1 TT
1 Waboku
1 Magic Cylinder
 
Props:
 
To me for getting to the semifinals.
To Robbie for getting Kycoo and Exiled Force.
To stuffed crust pizza for being awesome.
 
Slops:
 
To Upperdeck for not making PGD tourney legal until Aug. 17th.
 
Any bashes, new-age-type fixes, and basically almost every other e-mail I receive will be deleted. But you can at least try to e-mail me at kungfuaxedemon1000@yahoo.com.