Chief Wiggum’s Beatdown – By Clancy Wiggum 
A World Of Books – San Leandro, CA 
June 22, 2003 

Monsters: 17 Cards

[x1] Jinzo
[x2] Gemini Elf
[x3] Spear Dragon
[x3] Goblin Attack Force
[x3] Kycoo the Ghost Destroyer
[x2] Bazoo the Soul Eater
[x1] Sinister Serpant
[x1] Cyber Jar
[x1] Witch of the Black Forest

Magic: 18 Cards
[x1] Monster Reborn
[x1] Change of Heart
[x1] Dark Hole
[x1] Raigeki
[x1] Pot of Greed
[x2] Graceful Charity
[x1] Premature Burial
[x1] Heavy Storm
[x1] Mystical Space Typhoon
[x1] Tribute to the Doomed
[x1] Fissure
[x2] Nobleman of Crossout
[x1] United We Stand
[x1] Mage Power
[x1] Swords of Revealing Light
[x1] Snatch Steal

Traps: 6 Cards
[x1] Imperial Order
[x1] Mirror Force
[x1] Magic Cylinder
[x1] Call of the Haunted
[x1] Ceasefire
[x1] Skull Lair

Side deck:
[x1] Card Destruction
[x1] Delinquent Duo
[x1] Penguin Soldier
[x1] Mystical Space Typhoon
[x1] Bad Reaction to Simochi
[x2] Soul Release
[x2] Wall of Illusion
[x3] Robin Goblins
[x1] Light of Intervention
[x2] Shadow of Eyes

Tournament Fee - $6 
Single Elimination 
Advanced Bracket 
Tournament Pack 3 for entering 

I decided to give Advanced a try since I won Intermediate the week before. 

Round 1- Clancy Wiggum Vs. Nick 

Hmm..He was an Adult so I was intimidated. I'm only 14 so I can't access all the good cards other people have. 

Match 1 - 

I Tribute to the Doomed his Troop Dragon and he gets another. D'oh. Then I play Kycoo and kill it. Then he gets another. >_< He sets a Monster. I Nobleman of Crossout it. I Snatch Steal his Troop Dragon and tribute it for Jinzo. Both attack. This seemed TOO easy. He Snatch Steals MY Jinzo and tributes it for HIS Jinzo. Kills my Kycoo. I Dark Hole and set Penguin Soldier. A lot of turns pass where no one attacks. He flips...Ultimate Offering? He plays Exiled Force, Tributes it to destroy my little Penguin Soldier! He plays two 'Last Wills' and gets two Injection Fairy Lilies. Then he plays ANOTHER Injection. I have a Penguin Soldier (Another, I had 3 at the beginning of the duel) and Bazoo. He uses their effect and kills everything and attacks my Lifepoints. I drew...RAIGEKI?! BAM. I play it. I use HIS Ultimate Offering and bust out 2 Spear Dragons, and Gemini. Game. 

Match 2 - 

Hmm. I don't remember what happens in this duel. But he does get out two Injection Fairy Lilies because of Exiled Force -> Two Last Wills. It all went down from there when he got out Jinzo. 

Match 3 - 

I won. I don't remember much, but it was pretty easy. 

Round 2-Clancy Wiggum Vs. Nate 

Ah CRAP!!! This guy has (Err..Well..HAD) THREE Morphing Jars and a Needle Worm. I knew I was in trouble. 

Match 1- 

I got him to 3800 first turn, then he killed my GAF. Hrm. I really don't remember this duel much. Well. In the end, I had a Spear Dragon in Defense, and he had a Face-Down card and Injection Fairy Lily. He flipped the Face-Down card..a Sinister Serpant. The Sinister Serpant spanks my Spear, he pays for Injection, and wins. Damn. 

Match 2- 

I killed him in 3 turns. Quick duel. Good Monster/Magic Removal. 

Match 3-

I was thinking 'Whoa, I might actually beat him!' Damn, I was so wrong. >_< It was really bad..In the end, I had 2 Spear Dragons, Gemini Elf, Kycoo, and Bazoo in my hand, and a Kycoo on the field. He kills Kycoo, Kills me. Damn. 

*Shrug* Advanced is tough. I may go back to Intermediate. I mean, why would I enter Advanced just to lose first or second round? Doesn't sound very fun. Plus, I hate the TP3 packs. >_< 

At 5:40ish, I played this one person for keeps. Penguin Soldier for Penguin Soldier.  We started dueling. I asked him "What did you enter?" and he said "Advanced." I said Cool. Then he says "I don't like...I won Advanced." I laughed. I didn't believe him. I ask Nate who won..And he said my opponent did. AHHH! Jesus, what did I get myself into?!  To make a long story short, my Penguin Soldier found a new home. Damn Yata-Locks. ;_; 

I'm the guy with Chief Wiggum on the back of the sleeves. 

Whee. 

Springfield's Finest:
James - Ned Flanders
Itchy and Scratchy - Julian
Apu - Ronald
Clancy - Edwin
Homer - Reggie

Edwin Narayan (Clancy Wiggum of Springfield's Finest) 
Vash0wnz@cs.com