Ned’s Uncanny Beatdown – By Ned Flanders

A World Of Books – San Leandro, CA

July 12, 2003

 

3 Gemini Elf

3 Goblin Attack Force

3 Spear Dragon

1 Pot Of Greed

1 Snatch Steal

1 Premature Burial

3 Mechanicalchaser

3 Kycoo The Ghost Destroyer

1 Cyber Jar

1 Heavy Storm

1 Harpie’s Feather Duster

1 Mage Power

1 Fiber Jar

1 Jinzo

1 Witch Of The Black Forest

1 United We Stand

1 Imperial Order

1 Mirror Force

1 Sinister Serpent

2 Graceful Charity

2 Nobleman Of Crossout

1 Magic Cylinder

1 Ceasefire

1 Call Of The Haunted

1 Monster Reborn

1 Change Of Heart

1 Swords Of Revealing Light

1 Torrential Tribute

 

Tournament Fee - $6

5 Rounds – Single Elimination

Advanced Bracket

 

Well, I didn’t enter the tournament due to basketball game (We won the championship!!).  I still came through to have some fun duels and kick it with friends.

 

As soon as I come through (which was around 2), my friend Marcus (K Force 1 member) comes up to have a chat with me.  He pulls out a paper, and shows me an online chat of Jeff (Bandit Keif of K Force 1) chatting with some people talking trash to him.  As Marcus tells me more about it, I wonder what it’s about.  He than tells me that the person talking trash to Keif might be me.  I said no because, first of all, I don’t have time for that kind of stuff, second of all, if I was going to talk trash about someone, it wouldn’t be to Bandit Keif because I respect the guy.  Everyone at A World Of Books knew I wouldn’t do that.  I know everyone trust me.  Right Everyone??  =/

 

Keif, if your mad at me, don’t be, because it wasn’t me.  I wouldn’t talk trash about you, K Force 1, or your sister, Geraldine because I think you guys are all cool people.  Jeff, if you need to talk to me, e-mail me or talk to me this coming Sunday.

 

Therefore, whoever said all this stuff, pretending to me and everything, whoever you are, I’m going to find you.  And you better watch out, Imma hurt you for making s**t up.  If I don’t, K Force 1 will so you better watch out because they will hurt you.

 

Anyways, it’s time for some dueling!!

 

Ned Flanders Vs. Andrey (Fisherman Deck)

 

Duel 1 - I owned him.  I change of heart his witch and tribute it for Jinzo and attack is LP for 2200 (he had Umi on the field).  He grabs a Cyber Jar from witch’s effect.  He sets a monster down and ends his turn.  I reborn his witch and nobleman his Cyber Jar.  This time, I attacked his LP for 2200 (Jinzo) and 1100 (Witch).  He draws nothing next turn so I kill him next turn.

 

Duel 2 – In the beginning, I attacked all 3 of his Nimbles bringing him to 11,000 LP.  =/ I start owning him with 1000 attack monsters.  He had clear field and I took hand advantage with 2 White Magical Hats and Sangan.  Discarded his hand.  He drew and set.  I set a monster in defense and attack.  Skull Lair!!  Removed 9 cards to take out my 3 attacking monsters.  It didn’t matter.  I reborned a Barrel that I discarded earlier and started owning him.  He couldn’t Skull Lair because he didn’t have enough cards to remove.  I ended up winning from there.

 

Ned Flanders Vs. Kevin (Barrel Deck)

 

Duel 1 - He owned me.  Basically, when he gets a Barrel out, I lose, and that’s what happened.

 

Duel 2 – Same as above.

 

I think I had enough dueling today.  Congrats to Edwin (Clancy) for making semis in the Advanced Bracket and Julian (Itchy) for winning the Intermediate Bracket (took you long enough).  Lol.  Anyways, it’s about 4 so I decide to head home.

 

Springfield’s Finest:

 

Ned

- James

Homer

- Reggie

Apu

- Ronald

Clancy

- Edwin

Itchy

- Julian