Clancy Wiggum’s Beatdown – By Clancy Wiggum

A World Of Books – San Leandro, CA

June 30, 2003

 

[x3] Goblin Attack Force
[x3] Kycoo the Ghost Destroyer
[x3] Spear Dragon

[x1] Pot of Greed

[x1] Premature Burial
[x1] Heavy Storm

[x2] Bazoo the Soul Eater

[x2] Gemini Elf

[x1] Jinzo

[x1] Mystical Space Typhoon
[x1] Fissure

[x1] Snatch Steal

[x1] Sinister Serpent
[x1] Cyber Jar
[x1] Witch of the Black Forest

[x1] United We Stand
[x1] Mage Power
[x1] Swords of Revealing Light

[x2] Graceful Charity

[x2] Nobleman of Crossout

[x1] Monster Reborn

[x1] Imperial Order
[x1] Mirror Force

[x1] Skull Lair

[x1] Change of Heart
[x1] Dark Hole
[x1] Raigeki

[x1] Magic Cylinder
[x1] Call of the Haunted
[x1] Ceasefire

 

Tournament Fee - $6

5 Rounds – Single Elimination

Advanced Bracket

 

Round 1 – Clancy Wiggum Vs Jeff (Bandit Keif)

 

Damn. Bandit Keif. I've read about this guy. REALLY good. I heard he uses 3 Mechanical Chasers. He runs a Machine Deck.

 

Duel 1 – He sets a Monster Face-Down. I play Graceful Charity, Discard a few monsters, Monster Reborn them, Nobleman of Crossout on his Face-Down. I got him pretty low. He starts making a slow comeback. I Heavy Storm everything, then use my second Nobleman of Crossout on his Face-Down. Game

 

Duel 2 – Same thing as before. Kind of. I use Nobleman of Crossout on his Sangan and Attack. Slowly, I am getting in trouble. He got out his Machines, and started to own. Nothing I could do. =/ Game.

 

Duel 3 – ...I won?! Whoa. o_o We were both pretty low. I forgot what happened, but I won. We shake hands and I go and ask Serf who I play next.

 

Round 2 – Clancy Wiggum Vs Some guy with a Light Deck

 

He had a good Warrior Deck before. I guess he changed.

 

Duel 1 – Thunder Nyan Nyan. Luminous Spark. But what really screwed me over..AIRKNIGHT PARSHATH. Arg. I had to keep defending, and he kept killing me and drawing. He drew at least five times with the help of AP. Game.

 

Duel 2 – Damn. I really like Nobleman of Crossouts. They save me a lot. I beat him with my Jinzo that has United We Stand.

 

Duel 3 – I lost. Was in real trouble. HE WAS KILLING ME WITH MY OWN JINZO. ;_; I died. Oh well. Good game.

 

Hmm. Did better than last time. Everyone was giving me props about beating Bandit Keif. A lot of people doubted I would. >_< He is a good duelist.

I'm the guy with Chief Wiggum on the back of the sleeves.

Whee.

 

Springfield’s Finest:

 

Ned                - James

Homer            - Reggie

Apu                - Ronald

Clancy            - Edwin

Itchy              - Julian

 

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