The Attack of the CLOWNS


Kirkland Sportscards

Kirkland, WA

Entry: $5

February 8, 2003

Around 30-40 People



This is a single elimination tourney, 1st place gets some random rare cards, and 4 booster packs, 2nd place gets 2 1st edition packs and 3rd gets jack didly squat.Everybody got a pharaoh servant booster pack for entering.



Main Deck:


Monsters (17):

3x Dream Clown (NO!! ur monster dies)

3x Crass Clown (NO!! ur monsters are back in your hand

3x Hayabusa Knight (I get to attack twice)

2x White Magical Hat (Put ur ugly card in you graveyard)

2x Sangan (uh oh, I get my clowns)

2x Magician of Faith (let me use my raigeki again)

2x Giant Soldier of Stone (my attacking defense)


Magic (12):

3x Fissure (monster goes bye bye)††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† †† †† ś††††††††††††† Į††††††††††††††††† Ū††††††††††††††††††† ††† Į††††††† ††††††† Ś

2x Messenger of Peace (haha jinzo u canít attack)††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ÔŗJIF U READ THIS U SUCK, LOLJŖū

2x Prohibition (no more heavy storm)†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ††† š††††††††††††† ††††††††††††††††† Ó††††††††††††††††††† ††† †††††††† †††††††

1x raigeki (die monsters)

1x Dark Hole (Monsters go down the hole)

1x Monster Reborn (send in the clowns)

1x Change of Heart (haha I get flip effect, u donít)

1x Pot of Greed (give me my cards)


Traps (11):

3x Gravity Bind (no beatdown for u)††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††

2x Dust Tornado (so peace to ur ugly axe)

1x Imperial Order (no magic hahahahah)

1x Magic Jammer (no more raigeki for u)

1x Magic Drain (what happened to your monster reborn?!?!)

1x Mirror force (haha u die)

1x Call of the Haunted (ZOMBIE CLOWNS!!!!)

1x Ceasefire (hahaha no flip affects)


Total: 40


Side Deck:


Monsters (4):

1x Fiend MegaCyber (I would replace it with jinzo if I had 1 L)

1x Magician of Faith

1x Witch of the Black Forest

1x Cyber jar/Morphing jar #2


Magic (4):

2x Heavy Storm

1x Swords of Revealing Light

1x Card Destruction


Trap (7)

3x Trap hole

2x Ultimate Offering

2x Magic Drain


Total: 15


U might have seen in my last tourney report that I am using my clown deck.As u can c, I moddid it abit.I took all my trap holes out for fissures, took out swords of revealing light, and card destruction for two dust tornadoís, put it a magic jammer, and imperial order for 2 magic drains, and I put in a ceasefire for my cyber jar.




Bumb04 vs. Greg (Machine Deck)

It went to a good start, him getting what he needed, so did I.He put out Jinzo, but I just put it back in his hand with my crass clowns.he monster reborned his oni-tank, and brought back Jinzo.I put it back im his hand again.I just was attacking him with my crass clown and hayabushaís

Winner: Me (1-0)



Bumb04 vs. Jeff (clown deck, with jinzo)

In previous tourneyís, he beat me in the first and last rounds.I was using my dragon deck back then.I didnít really like that deck so I changed.This game was a stalemate, but somehow I was the winner of the match.He used exchange, he took my monster reborn, and I took his crass clown.Like during the end of the match he asked me how I got his crass clown on the field and I said that,ďYou used exchange remember?!?!Ē

Winner: Me (2-0)


I was watching his match, and it took so long, that I just gave up watching.His deck is CRAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did he even get it this far in the tourney? O well



Bumb04 vs. David or something, I donít kno his name (some dragon deck with gravity bind)

This match was very slow.Me and him didnít have n e thing, but I won hahhahaha, I like winning.He out out lord of d. and tried to use flute of summoning dragon, I magic jammered it.I killed him with my white magical hat and a hayabusha knight I think

Winner: Me (3-0)


ROUND #4(semi-finals)

Bumb04 vs. Jason (crappy beat down j/p, hahah I kno ur reading this)

Jason knew from da start that I was going to beat him, cuz at his house, he never wanted to go against my clown deck with his beat down deck.I beat him farely fast, in a couple turns.I got my clowns out, and he got annoyed by them, and just killed him.HAHAH Jason, u suck J

Winner: Me (4-0)


ROUND #5(finals)

Bumb04 vs. Ray (beat down)

This match was easy, to me.I donít even remember if he attacked my life points or not.I attacked him with my white magical hat, and he only had 2 cards in his hand.He said that it is a 50% chance that I will give him the win (maybe) or I will win.I chose his CYBER JAR!!!!!! He sed that that was da card that would make him win, but every time I played my friends, cyber jar helped me more then it helped them.I reborned his jinzo, and killed him for the win

Winner: Me (5-0)


Tournament Overall: I got 1st place!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay I am so proud of my clown deck.It is very good.There was a fair amount of competition there, but I came on top.If I didnít face jeff in the second round, I would have played Layton (the 3rd ranked duelist in Washington State), I think I would have beaten him tho, lol



-Me for getting 1st place

-Me getting my revenge on Jeff

-Me for beating my friend Jason in the tourney, lol

-Me for getting my 2nd Imperial order in one of the booster packs I won



-Me for having to beat Jason in the semi-finals

-Marco for letting Ray get the bye round n stead of Jason, I would have played him in the finals n stead of the semis.

-Jason for not beating me, lol


Go here to see my friends tourney report.This was the tourney that happened on the Saturday before this one ŗBeatdown- Kirkland WashingtonŖ


Well thanks anyways for reading my tournament report. Hope to be able to put more up in the future. So if you got any questions, comments or suggestions on mine, or YOUR deck, just contact me on AIM: bumb04


Feel free to email me at: no hate mail because I ainít gonna listen to haters talk smack all day. Either you like it or you donít like it, your choice. Like I said before,

ĒDonít hate the player, hate the game.Ē