Queer Beatdown Chris Rodi Le Lunatik Montreal, Quebec, Canada November 22, 2003 Number Of People: 12 Cost To Play: $3.00 Prizes: 1st - $20 2nd - $10 3rd and 4th - $5 Tournament Type: 4 duels, persons with most points after 4 rounds wins. Hi, how y’all doin’. I’m back with my 2nd Pojo tourney report and it feels great to write this tourney report. But first, let’s start with the deck... Monsters: 20 Goblin Attack Force x 2 (The more the merrier...) Spear Dragon x 2 (My long beak will poke all you little worms!) Kuriboh x 2 (Furballs are annoying, ay?) Skilled Dark Magician x 2 (It has an effect? Didn’t even notice.) Witch x 1 (Three eyes? Perfect for Sangan.) Sangan x 1 (Alright, not even Witch deserves this guy.) Sinister Serpent x 1 (If you NoC me...) Breaker x 1 (Why didn’t you activate your Torrential when I was summoned?) Fiber Jar x 1 (Why do I always get this in bad spots...) Cyber Jar x 1 (Bye, bye, Fiber Jar. Wait, not your Witch too!) Tribe Virus x 1 (Mad Cow Disease? Or cancer?) Yata x 1 (Fear the pigeon of doom...) Injection x 1 (Id love for you to give me a shot.) Exiled Force x 1 (Stand hut! First we attack the DEF GAF, then sacrifice for ATK GAF. Got it?) Spell Canceller x 1 (I summon, no traps, ok, you’re turn.) Jinzo x 1 (Burn all traps.) Spells: 14 MST x 3 (Cyclone time, baby.) Harpies x 1 (Who the heel needs Heavy Storm?) Change Of Heart x 1 (He loves me more than he does you!) Snatch Steal x 1 (Here’s the plan: I take your’s, and summon mine’s instead.) Dark Hole x 1 (It never ends!) Raigeki x 1 (Zapped!!!) Pot Of Greed (Got that right, dude. Rock on!) Graceful Charity x 1 (The gift that keeps on giving) Mirage Of Nightmare x 1 (First you see it, then I draw, then I MST, then you don’t) Monster Reborn x 1 (AAAHHH! It’s back!) Premature Burial x 1 (AAAHHH! It’s back again!) Swords of light x 1 (I see, said the blind man to the deaf man.) Traps: 6 Torrential Tribute x 1 (You lose 5, I lose Sinister) Mirror Force x 1 (Bounce, come on bounce.) Call Of The Haunted x 1 (AAAHHH! It just won’t die!) Magic Cylinder x 1 (You were burnt!) Ring Of Destruction x 1 (Ring around the rosey, pocket full of fire...) Imperial Order x 1 (You’re not the boss of me!) Now, onto the report. This is the squad: Chris (me) - beatdown deck Martin - beatdown deck Thomas - changes deck all-time (removal deck) Anthony - fiend deck (didn’t show) ....and sometimes Mario - burner deck or beatdown deck 1st Duel: Chris vs. some guy with good cards but sucked 1 round: Fiber Jar helped me kick his ass. Winner: Me 2 round: God help him. Yata-locked. Winner: Me 2nd Duel: Chris vs. Dave 1 round: I got my butt kicked. The dons overpowered me. Winner: Him 2 round: Close, but he top decked Ha Des. Winner: Him 3rd Duel: Chris vs. Sebastien. 1 round: I narrowly pulled up the win with Lily. Winner: Me 2 round: It was over in five turns, not with Lily or Yata. Winner: Me 4th Duel: Chris vs. guy who traded me Spell Canceller. 1 round: Good guy, but he just came back from playing Magic. Winner: Me 2 round: Total rape, baby. Winner: Me Props: -Came in fourth -got six points -got Double Spell in a pack, which I traded for Spell Canceller. -traded 15 amazoness commons for Tribe Virus. -won five dollars -WWE and Yu-Gi-Oh! -you for reading. -Pojo for posting this report. Slops: -squad came in last. -Anthony not coming -buses were off that weekend because the drivers were on strike. Thanks for reading. Word life! Chris Rodi chrisiswithu@hotmail.com _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 helps eliminate e-mail viruses. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus&pgmarket=en-ca&RU=http%3a%2f%2fjoin.msn.com%2f%3fpage%3dmisc%2fspecialoffers%26pgmarket%3den-ca