Chief Wiggum’s Heavy Artillery – By Clancy Wiggum 
A World Of Books – San Leandro, CA 
August 10th, 2003.
Tournament Fee - $6  
English UDE Tourney, no JPN allowed.

[x1] Android Phycho Shocker
[x3] Goblin Strike Team
[x3] Gemini Elf
[x3] Spear Dragon
[x3] Kaiku Turner of the Dead
[x2] Troop Commander
[x1] Black Forest Witch
[x1] Injection Angel Lily
[x1] X-Force
[x1] Fiber Pod
[x1] 8 Giant Crows
[x2] Cyclone
[x1] Emissary Of Obliteration
[x2] Angel's Gift
[x1] Raise Dead
[x1] Change of Heart
[x1] Black Hole
[x1] Thunderbolt
[x1] Jar of Greed
[x1] Harpie's Feather Sweep
[x1] Early Burial
[x1] Swords of Sealing Light
[x1] Power of Teamwork
[x1] Power of Magicians
[x1] Theft
[x1] Magic Cylinder
[x1] Cry of the Living Dead
[x1] Tidal Wave
[x1] Ceasefire
[x1] Imperial Decree

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Round 1- Chief Wiggum Vs. John (Jon?) (Burnerish)

Match 1 - First turn, he Wabokus. I summon Marauding and GAF. 
Next turn, Marauding and Kycoo. 
Then Injection Fairy Lily. 
After I get his field cleared, the attacks start.

Match 2 - Er. I attack his Dice Jar, and I roll..a 1. x_x; He rolls a 5, and I take 2500. 
Then he starts wiping out my monsters and brings in his burners.

Match 3 - Close match, but in the end, my warriors owned.

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Round 2-Clancy Wiggum Vs. Kev (Kevo Kaiba, right?)

Match 1- Ugh. Damn, he's good. o_o;; I had a bad hand, a lot of monsters and a Monster Reborn. 
Basically, he got out a GAF, Marauding, and Fiend Megacyber in the same turn and killed me.

Match 2- Wow. I got him pretty low. 
I had nothing on my field and he had an Exiled Force on the field.
I had one Exiled Force in my hand (Only card in my hand) 
He was at 1700, and I was at 2000ish. 
I could tell he was in trouble...Until he drew GAF. He summons GAF, attacks, and wins.

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I'm the guy with I'm the guy with Vash the Stampede, and Nicolas D. Wolfwood on the back of my sleeves.

Props:
Making over $50 selling a few cards.
Julian finally getting his Yata. 

Slops:
Me losing to Kevo.

Springfield's Finest: 
Homer - Reggie 
Clancy - Edwin 
Ned - James
Itchy and - Julian 
Apu - Ronald 

Edwin Narayan (Clancy Wiggum of Springfield's Finest) 
Vash0wnz@cs.com (Please don't E-Mail me about fixing your deck, I'll just delete the E-Mail)