Subject: Beatdown Monster Removal, Mark Udarbe, Keith's Sport Card
Zone-Beaverton, OR

Duelist: Mark Udarbe
Deck Name: Beatdown Monster Removal
Location: Keith's Sport Card Zone - Beaverton, OR
Contenders: 8
Prizes: 1 pack for entering, 1 pack for winning, 1
pack for raffle
Rules: Upperdeck official rules

:Deck:
Monsters: 8
3x Summoned Skull
3x 7-Colored Fish
2x La Jinn Genie of Lamp

Effect Monsters: 13
3x Man-Eater Bug
2x Magician of Faith
2x Witch of the Black Forest
2x Sangan
2x Mask of Darkness
1x Maha Vailo (haha this sucka equipped with Horn of
Unicorn and SoDS rivals the Gate Guardian!)
1x Cyber Jar (oh so good to get those effect monsters
out)

Magic: 14
3x Tribute to the Doomed
2x Soul Exchange
2x Sword of Deep-Seated
1x Horn of the Unicorn
1x Pot of Greed
1x Heavy Storm
1x Monster Reborn
1x Change of Heart
1x Dark Hole
1x Swords of Revealing Light

Traps: 9
3x Magic Jammer
3x Trap Hole
1x 7 Tools of the Bandit
1x Mirror Force
1x Robbin Goblin

Deck total: 44

:Side Deck:
2x Dark Elf (No one likes having La Jinn fighting
against them)
2x Jirai Gumo
2x Fissure
2x Soul Release
2x Share the Pain
2x Rush Recklessly (Reinforcements, but 700)
1x Soul Exchange
2x Waboku (Great Card! Negate ANY monster damage. Must
have)


	Ok the purpose of this deck is to have fast level 4
monsters on the field
mauling them, while they don't get to play any. I plan
to change the cards once I get
a much needed Barrel Dragon or Relinquished.

	This tournament I had to talk about, it was the
biggest rip of my life. As you'll
see in the rounds. Too bad I was playing with my
sister's Defensive Burner, but oh well
that deck is harsh too. The entry was $7, a little
pricy for 3 rounds, but I usually win
so it's worth it. But today is where I got jipped.


Round 1 - Me (Defensive Burner) vs. uh..that guy
(Harpie's Beatdown?)
	Let's just say I won. He kept attacking with La Jinn
and the such, but
	with all my monsters with 2000 or over defense, ya
aint getting through
	buddy. I used Princess of Tsurugi a lot, and on our
second round I managed
	to play Shield and Sword with Catapult Turtle and 2
Labyrinth Walls out. Ouch..

Round 2 - Me vs. Mark(the head guy)
	This round was actually a by, but oh well I hated it
so much that I have to
	complain. This guy had no idea how to play duel
monsters. He won the CHEAP ASS
	way. He kept doing things like putting Man-Eater bug
face down and flipping it
	on the same turn. Same with Dream Clown, summoning it
and then changing it's
	position immediately. Trap Hole'ing monsters that I
SET not SUMMONED. Geez what
	a moron. Anyways this was a by so on to the finals.

Round 3 - Me vs. Neil(Friend of head guy)(Dragon Deck)
	BAH!!! This guy was friends with cheap-ass chump up
there and did the same
	things. These guys think they're so good, but they're
nothin but cheaters.
	I trap-holed his Lord of D's, Magic Jammed his Flutes
of Summoning Dragon,
	so the only thing that got to my life points was his
Jirai Gumo. Still, those
	dumb flipping at wrong time MEB and Dream Clowns were
annoying as hell.

Conclusion - I didn't win this one, but that was due
to stupid circumstances such as
	CHEATING!! Yah that's right you CHEATED you CHEATERS!
That tournament was mine!
	I couldn't complaing because I didn't have things
such as the Upper Deck FAQ's
	printed out. But Russel Parry and I, another guy
posting on this site, have it
	all printed now and are ready to go back there, break
out the papers and get
	legal on their asses.

This is the Dragoon reporting...

	Reach me at Gogeta1500@yahoo.com
			or
	Aim me at DragonzMark909

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