Subject: beat em' down dek/Camel Toe John/Van Nuys Ca/Chamber of Comics


 John "Camel Toe Foh Sho" Saldana
Van Nuys, Cali
Chamber of Comics...YEAH! YEAH!
Price to enter: $ 5 greenz

Here's my rad DECK:

monstars:

I GOT ABOUT 22 OF THEM. HERE THEY ARE:

-kuriboh x1 no damage is good
-hane-hane x1 back to yo hand
-wall of illusion x1 once again, go back to yo hand
-man-eater bug x2 yo a dead mamma-jamma once flip
-mask of darkness x2 get bacl dem traps
-magician of faith x2 get back dem magikz
-sangan x2 mo monstahz
-witch of the black forest x2 even mo monstahz
-la jinn the miystical genie of the lamp x2 power
-7 colored fish x3 even mo power
-battle ox x3 perty good powah'
-judge man x1 cook 
-summoned  skull x1 even cooler
 
magikz:

I GOT ABOUT 11 OF THEM. HERE THEY ARE.

-monster reborn x1 get back them monz
-fissure x3 bye bye sally!
-heavy storm x1 bye bye m/t's
-tribute to the doomed x2 buh-bye
-dark hole x2 buhbye all monstahz
-pot of greed x1 mo cards  fo me
-card destruction x1 bye cards!
-change of heart x1 takn' control

trapz:

I GOT ABOUT 12 OF THEM. HERE THEY ARE.

-trap hole x3 later gator!
-waboku x2 no damage is always good
-light of intervention x1 no monztarz in face down
mode!
-magic jammer x2 ahahahha I liike dis' no magic done
to me
-mirror force x1 bye attack monstars
-solemn judgment x1 cancels everythingg!!!!!
-utimate offering x1 all mah monstarz go on tha field
in one turn 
-robbin' goblin x1 discard yo card foo!

ROUND 1:

afferomaan(now i go by CAMEL TOE) vs. mighty fruit...i
mean mouse

i got really nervous but i tried to calm down. i went
first so i drew a card, leaving me with 6 in my hand.
i got a decent hand but didnt get the right strategy
goin. so i mainly got rid of his monsters by using fissures,
tribute to the dooms, and other monster removals. but later 
on in the game he pulled out a Lord of D. and flute of 
dragons (or whatever) and summoned 2 ferkin' blue eyes and 
tore my life points away. then i lost the same way the 2nd 
round. 

*see kids, this is sort of like a learning Xperience.
you should learn from your ferkin' mistakes and never
make them again. also, never choke on a match like i
did(even if it was my first tourney) and never be too 
overconfident cause it might psyche you out or some shtuff. 
one more thing, never trust a guy named after a flying rat.

props to tha' following homeez:

-kevin(or whatever his name) tha guy be tha one tradn'
meeh a salamandra...then i traded tha card foh a
mirror force. yo yo thanks maan!!!
-seaaa-n - tha foo be tha one givin me tha useful
cards in mah d-d-deck. yo yo holla!!! hehehe
- crad tha destroyah'- foh givin meeh even moh' tight
cards and helpn' meeh practice yo yo  yo!!! oh yeeh,
sean also helpd' too holla!!!
-daaaaaa-eLL- he be tha nooka' who be always battlin'
me like an OX yeeeeee-ah!!! he be hookn' up cards
too....yeah yeh!!

 
Aim name: camel toe foh sho
e-mail: ckfreekin_y@yahoo.com