Subject: inteq's Last Will, All Sports Collectables, Shawano, WI Russell "inteq" Bernard inteq's Last Will All Sports Collectables Shawano, WI 11/9/02 # of people entered: 14 Cost of entrance: $3 Prizes: 1st Place: $20 2nd Place: $10 3rd Place: $5 This was my first tournament at my (semi) local card shop. I had played pretty much everyone in the tournament before so I was somewhat confident. This was my second tourny with my Last Will deck, and I beat the All Sports people about 90% of the time with it. One thing I would like to say before the rest of the report is that the competition at All Sports is much greater than the competition at Pendragon in Appleton. All Sports regulars are very good duelists running powerful decks. Except for that annoying kid Bo, pretty much everyone at All Sports is cool. (More on Bo Later.) #of Cards: 42 Monsters: 21 Summoned Skull x2 La Jinn x3 Witch of the Black Forest x2 Sangan x2 Man Eater Bug x3 Hane Hane White Magical Hat Masked Sorcerer Magician of Faith x2 Cyber Jar Wall of Illusion x2 Invader of the Throne Magic: 14 Last Will x3 Share the Pain x2 Change of Heart Dark Hole Raigeki Heavy Storm x2 Snatch Steal Monster Reborn Swords of Revealing Light Fissure Traps: 7 Mirror Force Trap Hole x2 7 Tools of the Bandit Waboku x2 Robbin Goblin Round 1: Me vs. Bo (the most annoying kid in the universe, seriously) Bo always thinks he can beat me, as do some other people at All Sports, usually after they talk trash I obliterate them. Bo is one of these people. Bo has an alright deck, but he would suck horribly if he didn't run Nimble Momonga, which save his annoying ass. Besides his Momongas, he is just generally very annoying. He never shuts up and takes forever to use WoBF or Sangan's effect. Just pick a damn monster already! Duel one: This round Bo didn't really put up much competition, he used a Momonga once, but I took him out with 7000 life points at the end. Winner: Me Duel two: This may be the most annoying duel I have ever done. Bo and his damn Nimble Momongas save his ass. He used one of his Momongas to attack my La Jinn, then brought two more out face down. I was angered. He ended up winning because of his faggot Momongas attacking me. Little shit. Winner: Idiot Boy Duel three: Okay, I was getting really pissed off with his Momongas. If I would have lost this round I would have snapped and killed him. I don't think anyone would have cared either. (I'll trade me punching Bo in the face for a Magic Jammer. Anyone?) It's a good damn thing I won this duel, or maybe it wasn't? I don't even remember how many life points I won with. If I'd have lost this I would have had to go to the loser's bracket were I could only get third. Winner: Me Round 2: Me vs. Chris Good, I got past Bo, no more annoying kids to play. Chris is a decent kid. He never gets anything he wants out, and when he does I just screw him over with something. Duel one: I love Snatch Steal. Snatch Steal is the shiznat. I don't even know how I won this. I drilled him into the ground. Winner: Me Duel two: Same. Snatch Steal is the shiznat fo' sho. Sorry I can't remember what the hell happened in these games. they were only like 4 turns long too... Winner: Me Round three: Me vs. Ben (to go on for 1st or 2nd game) This round was for cash. I like playing Ben, he's cool. He had some Cannon Soldier deck, I don't quite know what he was trying to do with it. Ben, explain the strategy next time we talk. He played me once with a really good hand destruction deck once and he did good, I was looking forward to these duels. Duel one: Ben is cool, I'll give him that, but this game reminded me of the tournament at Pendragon. He never got his Cannon Soldier thing going, I ended up winning with no damage to me at all. Sorry Ben. Winner: Me Duel two: Ben, I wish I remember how you won this game, cause I'd tell the rest of the world. Oh well. Winner: Ben Duel three: Yeah, I love my deck. I can't remember anything though. I don't know why. I won. Winner: Me Round four: Me vs. Nelson (for first place) I don't know why but Nelson always thinks he can beat me. I beat him about 2/3 of the time, which is enough :) He runs a strong beatdown deck with Maha Vailo and all that dumb crap that he thinks is the best... I just say whatever. He also runs Relinquished which I think is a gay monster. Duel one: Where are your little Axes now? Bye bye Nelson. I won with like 5000+ life points left. Winner: Me Duel two: Oh, there they are. I hate losing to beatdowns. Winner: Nelson (after that duel he's like, "Axe of Dispair rules" I'm like, "Sure Nelson") Duel three: This game was awsome. I'm glad I put in Invader of the Throne for Cannon Soldier. Somewhere in the middle of the duel, he had two monsters on the field and I had two, I flipped Invader, got his unflipped Hane-Hane, sent his other monster back to his hand, then attacked him. I had a MEB down I think. He went, put a monster face down, I went, set a Hane-Hane, and MEB'd his monster. 900 direct that turn. Next turn he set a monster, and then my next turn I Hane-Haned that one too! 1350 direct. I attacked with these three monsters a few times before he dark holed them. Ha ha Nelson. I won anyway. Winner: Me Place: First. Oh yeah baby. $20 for me. Props: Me for winning. Ben for trying something different. Tim for running the tournament. Amanda for buying me a Pharaoh's Servant pack the night before and me pulling out a Ceasefire and trading it for a Horn of Heaven. Slops: To Bo for being the most annoying kid in the universe. To Bo's Nimble Momongas. To Josh for losing in the second round which was the loser's bracket. To Axe of Dispair. To Relinquished. To my deck not working quite right this tournament. To Josh for making a bunch of trades that pissed me off. To me for not winning anything in the raffle and for Josh for winning with both his entries. To all these damn slops "I felt more satisfaction than I possibly could have if I had run a regular deck and went 16-0." ŠLast Will You can contact me at: swarrior61@hotmail.com