The Stupidest Deck Ever-
~*~*~*~Jordan~*~*~*~
 COMICS---- Woodbridge VA


Hiya folks! This is my STUPIDEST deck ever. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will 
want to kill me and ban me from all of yu-gi-oh forever. :) Read on....

Monsters:20
3X Rouge Doll(For my brutal attacking)
3X Ancient Elf(Backing up my rogue doll)
2X Penguin Night(Get all my AWESOME cards back in my deck.)
1X Lava Battlegaurd(This guy is just too good to pass up)
3X Star Boy(See Lavabattle Gaurd)
3X Trap Master(Those pesky traps....I mean...Noone wants to put of with a hidden, "Two 
Pronged Attack"..Those are just too good)
1X Niwatori(This thing is fat, so it will crush your opponets, no doubt)
1X Dark Assailant(Look at his claws! OMG!...This guy is the BOMB)
2X Msytic Horseman(His axe rules over every monster in the game....)
1X Terra the Terrible(His name is scary....100% guarentee that your opponet will give up)

Magic: 15
3X Acient Telescope(This is just sooooooo good)
1X Dian Keto(A STAPLE)
3X Final Destiny(THE ONLY monster removal worthy to go in my deck....it's just soo good)
3X Elegant Egotist(I like the Artwork)

Trap: 5

3X Two Pronged Attack(ANOTHER STAPLE)
2X Imperial Order(I wonder if they will let me use these cards....I drew them on back of 
napkins and cut it out to look like a card...)

The Tournament: Non-Sanctioned  15 People
Entrance Fee-10 Dollars
First Place: 50 dollars store credit
Second: Nothing
Third Place: Shame

---Round 1
Me vs. Barry(BeatDown)

	I started off and I drew Niwatori, Imperial Order, Dark Assailant, Msytic Horseman,  
and Anceint Telescope. I put down Niwatori face-up and ended my turn. The guy started to 
laugh...I wonder why..Nothing was funny..But anywho, he played fissure and laid down La-Jinn 
and attacked. Then, I drew Dian Keto and used it. HAHA! And I played my Imperial Order......
but somehow I got kicked out for..."cheating" Hey...they never said anything about not 
being able to draw on the back of a napkin...I think it's perfectly legal! Well, anyway.....

Props:
To my Excellent Deck building skills

Slops:
Barry, for calling the judge and getting me kicked out...what a bad sport
The Judge, for being an idiot
The peice of gum I stepped in

Thank you! I hope you enjoyed my....STUPIDEST deck ever.(Ohh by the way, when I say.."stupidest" I mean greatest)

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