From: LSsnoboarder9@aol.com Subject: Yugioh Tourney Report It’s not over till fatty says fissure… Mayhem Collectibles Ames Iowa Logan Shoemaker, (burner97546@aol.com) Burner/Beatdown deck, Mayhem Collectibles Ames Iowa December 28, 2002   My Deck (this was my deck at the beginning of the tourney, It’s different now.) 7 colored fish x2 BEWD Summoned Skull x2 (friend didn’t give me one back, and ..1.. to you.) Harpie’s Brother x2 Man-eater bug x2 Wall of Illusion The Bistro Butcher x3 Dark Zebra x1 Giant Soldier of Stone x2 Mask of Darkness Dark Elf Jurai Gumo x3 Princess of Tsurugi x2 Heavy Storm Change of Heart Monster Reborn Dark Hole Malevolent Nuzzler x2 Nobleman of Extermination De-Spell Remove Trap Prohibition Fissure x2 Paralyzing Potion Trap Hole x3 Just Desserts Solemn Wishes Waboku (I later got 3 harpie’s brothers, 2 la jinns, a catapult turtle, and another wall of illusion.) Round One Logan Versus Nick? Well, this kid had a huge deck which I later helped him sort out. I went first and played Harpie’s brother in attack mode. He played ookazi, and then he put a monster in defense mode. I tributed that monster for my Summoned skull and I attacked the face-down card. It was 4 starred lady bug of doom. He played dark hole and then a giant soldier of stone in defense mode. I played a man-eater bug and reborned my summoned Skull. I attacked the giant soldier of stone with my summoned skull. He tried playing trap hole on my summoned skull? I let him put it back on the field. Next turn he couldn’t do anything so I tributed man eater bug for my second summon skull and I attack with both. he did change of heart and soul exchange and and brought out his blue eyes. I trap holed. Next turn I played 7 colored fish in attack mode and used a malevolant nuzzler with it and attacked. He couldn’t do ne thing so I attacked. I won that round. Round 2 Well this was the exact same as the first one against him. Lol. Duel 2 Logan versus Stephan (coolest guy there) This guy was awesome. He went on to win the tournament. He used raigeki on my 7 colored fish, and then I trap holed his monster. I played harpie’s brother and it got trap holed. Then he played his man eater in defense and I played something and he took control of it with sumthin and won. Same as first round After that he gave me a wall of illusion and la jinn for free! This guys the coolest ever. He took out a bunch of crap from my deck for me and added in new stuff. Duel 3 Logan Versus Hanson This kid was little but good. He ran a gate guardian deck, and he had no monsters except a harpie lady with 2 malevolant nuzzlers on it. Then I wiped out his life points with my 1800 attack monsters. Alright, this time he got out harpie lady sisters, then a summoned skull with fairy meteor crush. He got my man eater bug for 1150 life points or so. I cleared his field with dark hole and then I got out my harpie brothers untill he was down to 200 lifepoints. I let him get his ‘best cards in his hand’ for about 20 minutes, not attacking. And then he said ‘you shouldv’e attacked while you had the chance… and then he played 2 ground collapses, and a gravity bind. He didn’t attack though. I dark holed and then I heavy stormed bringing out man eater bug and attacked for the win. Logan versus Fatty. This guy is the manager of the yugioh tournaments and he always talks to me for some reason. This duel he crushed me with his raigeki and his Sorl and his mirror force. I got him down to like 5100 lifepoints. This time the guy left for the bathroom and it took him like 20 minutes! He waddles like a duck on crutches! I thought it’d be funny if I took his Sorl and his mirror force, but I didn’t. but what would he of done, chased me? Lol. Well, when he got back, he went over his deck 2 times! And then he looked at me and was like, I hate cheaters. I was gonna say, yeah, I hate fat people that say they go to the bathroom and then go to dairy queen instead… he woulda eaten me I bet. Well, he kept using his Sorl and mirror force. And then his summoned skulls. He had his confidence up after beating countless 8 year olds. Well, he won a fair and square with a fissure. (that’s why my decks called, it aint over till the fatty says fissure…) FINAL 8!!!! I MADE IT!!!! Logan Versus Stephan (again) He was cool this time again and gave me catapult turtle! Well I started by playing a trap hole, and a wall of illusion. He played like nobleman of the cross out. He then change of hearted it for jinzo. Then I change of hearted it and I attacked, and then set another man eater. After that, I equipped paralyzing potion on his jinzo. Well by then, the fat guy was standing over me smelling like a pig (cough cough) and stephan was like, "shut up and let him think". He was like, I work here, you can’t say that!’ the manager told him to shut up and then he went to the bathroom, A.K.A. dairy queen again. Stephan beat me again, he’s cool though, he gave a lot of free stuff. The other manager was pretty funny. A girl with an exodia deck almost got disqualified (not really) because her exodia had a bent corner, lol. It was funny. This guy gave me crap about lying. I pretended my feelings were hurt and he bought me pack of metal raiders. Lol. In it I got shadow ghoul though. Well, stephan helped me a ton with my deck, so thanks to him! Props- Making it to the final 8. 5th out of 24 people! Making people laugh with the subway joke, lol. Free pack of LOB for 5th and another LOB pack for participating. Turning in my Imperial order for 4 packs of metal raiders. (no mirror force ;^/ ) Stephan for being cool and letting me change my deck before our duels. Getting a man eater bug and a pot of greed in my 2 LOB packs Parents paying entry fee Cosmo Queen rox! (now wheres my 50 bucks mcdonalds?) lol Slops- Fat guy going to Dairy Queen Fat guy bothering me Fat guy for being there Getting crap in my 4 Metal raider packs :^( One of my best friends not being able to come :^( Nothing really I guess. For More Questions or just to talk, I’m at Burner97546@aol.com Or IM at burner97546 Pojo Rocks for putting this up!