Card Impressions, or,

Man, Were We Bored

 

By Pook

with contributions from Fromm and Hrf

 

            Alright, so about 2 weeks ago, I was in the car with my buddies, coming home from a 1-day road trip to the woods, and frankly, we were bored.  So my friend Hrf took out his cards and started to show them to our friend Fromm.  Fromm then took it upon himself to start doing impressions of the pictures on the cards, and it was a riot.  So the three of us decided to recreate the best-of-the-best card impressions.  Hope you enjoy!

 

10.    Change of Heart – a classic card reenacted by Fromm (Hrf’s arms are behind him acting as the wings.

 

9.  Imperial Order – ah, a pose that is dignified and feared in the game is cheaply impersonated by Fromm. 

 

8.  Snatch Steal – this one features both participants, Hrf in red, Fromm in blue.  Fromm stole Hrf’s big giant alien ball (actually, it’s mine!)

 

7.  Magic Drain – another magic negation card, but just as funny.  Fromm is gonna rip the life right out of him…not that there’s anything wrong with it…

 

6.  Graceful Charity – Fromm has decided to use a playbill from a Broadway show instead of a floating card.  So creative. 

 

5.  Delinquent Duo – the title says it all for this one. 

 

4.  Sangan – the reason Fromm has one hand on his forehead is to be this critter’s third eye.  I didn’t get it at first either, don’t worry. 

 

3.  Pot of Greed – wow.  Just…wow…

 

2.  Mystic Tomato – the impression that started them all. 

 

And the number one impression…

 

1.  Vampire Lord – usually, this impression is accompanied by Fromm shaking his fingers, but I couldn’t make an animated GIF of it.  Oh well, still a riot. 

 

Well, that’s all of them.  That boring car ride spawned some very funny moments.  And then we got into a car accident.  Yeah, really.