From: Crm2137@aol.com [mailto:Crm2137@aol.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 09, 2006 4:45 PM

Subject: Weenie Wipeout- By PacMan

I know i neither invented nor pioneered weenie rush, clown control, or the Clown loop, but with so many cards to do the same thing, which are the best to deck in the Weenie Wipeout?

Dream Clown>>>Blade Rabbit

    >=better stats-flat out

    >=better searchability being warrior

    >=tis a clown

However, needless to say, both deserve to be run because rabbit can achieve the Clown Loop (stumbling, 2x clowns) just as quciky, and if you main 3 of each with 2 Reinforcements of the Armies and Sangan/Giant Rat (probably overkill) your loop can be achieved early on, and can punish an opponent for wasting S/T removal and greenly using their Snatch Steal too soon.

Another card deserving multiple looks may be the infamous Penguin Soldier. Grab it back and send that mobius/parshath/insert sacrifice monster here if you flip it on your turn. Send two monsters on your opponents field back to their hand if it dies, trading up field presence for hand advantage. But before i forget, sending a mobius backcan be pretty good, as it could clear a field for that clown loop to come into effect, if you can keep monsters off their field, mobius cant stab your S/T zone. Still a gutsy call, but just like confiscation, timing is everything.

Running Medusa Worm and the swarms can keep your opponent clean.Slide in that night assailant possibly. Probably about 5 slots are open in this deck to split between these 4 cards.

But it doesnt matter what you do to the monsters if you cant whittle thier LP. That is where this deck is lacking. Ive tried adding 2 princess of tsurugis, and that can be good at some points, but with your opponents field locked up, 2 princess's can range from being a royal pain to your oponent to only dropping a few grand on them. See why later in the rant.

Other monsters that I can envision seeing play in this deck would be Enraged Muka Muka, Mobius, and Big Eye. Enraged can do some damage if you can maintain hand advantage, which is dependant on your play style Mobius can pin off those cards that can break your loop, and Big Eye can take resources you may take 3 or 4 turns to draw into next turn draws.

That brings up another point. You need a lot of wipeout cards to maintain a good control, because that may not last long if you cant replace your recources. I envision blade rabbit, sicne it can get under trap holes seeing play. When your lock falls apart you must replace it immidiately or perish. Pack 1 X-Force, and 1 DDWL, just to do it

Searchers can be everything in this deck and they have a unique role. While some searchers are used to get the right card for a situation, searchers here are almost mirror copies of the cards they fetch. Sangan can call any weenie warrior you need to continue your loop, and it most likely embodies blade rabbit(trust me, use it to get blade rabbit over dream clown)

Why? because dream clown can be found too many other ways. Clown can be taken by ROTA or OMG YES I SAID IT Warriuh Ladeh of da Waseland. Rat can get both. Get my point? Ancient Gear Soldier can help your mataza or hayabusa  get a clean attack. Neccessary, oh my not really.

    Side Note: 3 Skull Servants, Why? dont question my authority

That leads us to the spells and traps

Spells: Id say pack the Swords and MAYBE a steelcage. Pack Nobleman, premature, and Heavy Storm. Soul Reversal can provide Assailant/Penguin Support. The standard MST and Lighting Vortex are musts since the point of this deck is to keep your opponent clean(or at least their field)

Trap Heavy.

Trap Heavy.

2 Sakaretsus, 2 wabokus, call of the haunted, divine wrath i think deserve involvement. The only qualm i have with divine wrath as with Vortex is what you may have to discard. Soem cards in the deck are a bit contradictory, but the only way to win with this deck seems to be burn, so it is neccessary

2 Just Desserts can burn before you set up, or if your lock falls apart. Magic Cylinder is a burn card that can save you. Negate Attack for more stall. I use chthonian blast to get retribution, and this can be fatal to me or you. I splashed a Statue of the Wicked just to make people think twice about Mobius, and while it didnt work i got a token i used to get  enraged muka muka, who doubles as a wall and attacker, and is searchable by rat and sangan.

The last and by far most important part of this deck is the name

I came up with 10 potential titles, and here they were

10. Hair Thinner Deck

9. Better Pissed On than Pissed off

8. Whipped

7. Super-Poot from the 4th demension

6. Hybrid Theory

5. Male Pattern Baldness

4. Clown Control Conveyer Loop

3. Me Contradict I

2. I cant get any better monsters

1. Weenie Wang Whiplash

Stumbling-We all know why



Earthquake- can kill advantage if you can recall clown/rabbit and summon somethign to kill whatever you dont target.
 

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