The Two Most Playable Exodia Decks

>I've been thinking. The thing (duh) that exodia decks need are SPEED. 
>So i've concieved two that are so quick, u can ezily win first turn.
>
>#1. The Magical Merchant Exodia Deck.
>Pack 3 Magical Merchants. When these guys are flipped, it lets u go
>through ur deck until u pick up a spell/trap. So pack the deck with: 3 
>Backup Soldiers
>3. Magical Merchants.
>1. Painful Choice.
>A buncha Monsters
>This is insanely quick.
>
>#2. I think this is the eziest win to pull off.
>Pack 3 Coach Goblins. These dudes can discard a normal mon to the 
>bottom
>of ur deck to draw another card. So pack 3 Coaches, All exodia, and 32 
>Normal Monsters.
>Keep Cycling till u draw exodia!
>
>-anthony kelly.
>Mail me with ur thots on these decks at anthony.kelly@mac.com