Subject: How to become a Rare-Hunter by PyroTechnics Note by wartortle32: I thought this is worth a laugh. Pojo and I of course do not condone any of these actions about to be mentioned. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Underlings, make sure to only read this article if you are a hardcore player. This is *drum roll* PyroTechnics Guide to becoming a rare-hunter(or at least like one). These will be your valuable life lessons and if you follow your training, you will win competitions, and be able to commit evil to your hearts consent. 1. Your first tip is, wear something black, try for a robe. If you can’t wear a black robe then just something like a black hood that covers your face and makes you mysterious and spooky. If you don’t have anything black then steal something black you fool!! 2. Talk in a deep, intimidating voice. You have to be able to scare your opponents, and anyone that should happen to come in the way of your quest to…buy some donuts; take over the world… etc… An intimidating voice can directly effect your performance as a rare-hunter. With a light voice, people may mistake you for a light weight and extra torture will have to be administered to make sure they NEVER consider you a light-weight again. 3. Now onto some of the things you must do in the card game to become a rare-hunter. Steal cards. I don’t care what you insignificant fools think *evil cackle*, I steal cards, and so should anyone else that wants to become a rare hunter and get ahead… From little kids to adults, it doesn’t matter. Just take the cards and leave!! The only downside to this step is being caught. It will make you waste time by killing this person, to make sure they don’t get in your way, or torturing them until they promise not to try and get their cards back. Either can be fun, but both are time-consuming. If by some case, you are not stronger then this person, you must run away and TRAIN YOUR EVIL SKILLS FOR YOUR NEXT ATTEMPT! 4. Gloat and lie. These two steps can be very important in winning a duel and getting closer to world domination. For instance at the beginning of as duel shout in a loud and menacing voice, “you wont last a minute in a duel o0f this caliber!” then laugh hysterically as your opponent stands there, hopefully scared that he/she will lose. Then during the duel, you may want to say things like, ”You’ve fallen right into my trap,” or “Hahaha, I have you now.” Knowing the fools that rare-hunters usually end up facing, the opponent should end up scared and may make a mistake, that will allow you to overthrow him and banish his soul to the shadow realm!! *evil cackle* 5. Your last step is to make sure to cheat. Even if you don’t need to, nor want to, you HAVE TO. Why?? BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT RARE-HUNTERS DO, NOW DON’T QUESTION ME AGAIN UNDERLING! Draw extra cards, slip cards into your hand from your sleeve, your pocket, it doesn’t matter! Your opponents will not win and you will take any means necessary to ensure that. Now that you have read these steps, go and practice. You may even become a servant of the great master-marik. Just remember though, that just because you have perfected these 5 steps, you are not a rare-hunter. Becoming a rare-hunter takes time to develop your shadow powers and devotion to master marik. So practice and have fun in your quest to overthrow this pathetic world. HAHAHAHA. If any of you would like personal training, e-mail me at game_god2003@yahoo.com or message me on aim on the name Firestormgod13. Send me hate-mail and face my wrath pitiful mortals.