Subject: MagiKazoc's Guide to Being an Annoying Duelist! Shalom, Chaverim! I feel rather hebrewish today (that means hello, friend in hebrew)! I'm proud to say that if this goes up, it'll be my sixth tip on Pojo, counting Neopets! Well, anyways, if you want to keep someone from dueling you, or want them to make fun of you, there's no better way than to be REALLY REALLY ANNOYING! So, I've decided to write this article, MagiKazoc's Guide to Being an Annoying Duelist, to teach all of you un-annoying readers out there (and others who wish to learn what's annoying), here's the primer list for being a prime annoyance! ==>Shout lots of advice for games you're not even in!! People think it's really annoying when you try to stick your nosey in their duels! They are trying hard to win a duel, and you yammering advice from the sidelines can really break their concentration. This can be so annoying, some card shops may kick you out for it! Yay! ==>Riffle your cards!! Run your fingernail on the side of your deck. Hear that noise? Super annoying! You can even bend your cards this way! Is that annoying or whar? ==>Pretend to shuffle through your hand!! You can check each card carefully, but why not add a little annoyance to such a minor task as looking at your hand? Grab half in one hand and half in another hand and flick them together rapidly as though trying to see all your held cards, while not actually doing anything at all! It really breaks people's concentration, and makes you look really annoying! ==>Act like the game is the show!! I summon my ultimate card! The Blue Eyes White Dragon! Attack, my mighty monster! Isn't that so annoying?! Act like the show is real life! Tell everyone how you need the packs to pay for your sister's... well... make it up! Put a few minutes of drama between every single move! This works especially well if you're a teenager! ==>When you lose, offer the winner a card to pretend you lost!! You want to be ultra annoying? Just put up a bad fight and bribe your way up. It's nice and sleezy, but it gets the job done, while making you super annoying to all those people who actually had to play well in order to win!! ==>Curse like a sailor!! Cuss up a cyclone! Swear up a storm! When you don't draw what you need, be sure to yell out, What the **** ! Why didn't I get the ****ing card I ****ing need! ********! Nothing can match the annoying-ocity of a dirty-mouthed duelist! Fling those four-letter words, and be king of annoying! Now that is a master list of miffing mannerisms! If those tick-off tips don't get your posterior punted from your precious play place, I don't know what will! Happy Annoying! MagiKazoc Please send all flames, suggestions for future articles, and marriage proposals to quagsir@hotmail.com !