Attaching Cards to Your Opponent

I apologize ahead of time to all who know how to read cards and a rulebook.

The rulebook states that some magic cards are equipment cards, and that you 
can attach them to either your own monsters or your opponents. Now realize 
this...

ANY EQUIP MAGIC CARDS ATTACHED TO YOUR OPPONENT'S MONSTERS, THE MAGIC CARD'S 
EFFECT NO LONGER APPLIES TO YOU, ONLY TO YOUR OPPONENT.

Confused? Let me explain. One card that overabuses this rule is the Ring of 
Magnitism. Ring of Magnitism states that a monster equipped with this card 
loses 500 attack points, and all your opponent's monsters must attack this 
card. Let's say you attach this card to, oh, let's say your opponents Blue 
Eyes White Dragon. Guess what? You just screw yourself big time! The card 
doesn't apply to you, only to your opponent. Sure, you reduced the BEWD's 
attack power to 2500, but face the facts, all of YOUR monsters must attack 
it because YOU are your OPPONENT'S opponent.

I'm pretty sure at this point, you don't have any monster's on your field 
with an attack power higher than 2500. Have a good time getting yourself out 
of this mess. And don't tell me you have 4 magic/trap cards placed on the 
field. If you do, I want you to discard your hand, and then give all your 
opponent's monsters a 1,000,000 point power bonus, and then reduce all of 
your life points to 1, no, half a life point. Again, I apologize to any of 
you who already knew the basics of the rules, this is for people who don't 
know how to read a rulebook or the directions on a card.

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