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From: Patrick Liddle <pj.liddle1@btinternet.com>


Patrick liddle's top ten Pointless cards

These are cards with either no real effect or effects that help your opponent.

10: Ameba Aqua/water/ATK300/DEF350. This card inflicts 2000 points of damage to your opponent when your opponent takes control of it while face up.
Oh, please!
To start with, anyone with a brain would set it and not summon it, so it's effect is very hard to utilize. In addition, once face down, the only way to get it face
up would be if a monster attacked it, and its 350 defence will almost always be destroyed.
Only with the release of compulsery control switches like creature swap would this monster see any hope of play.

9: Ojamas beast/light/ATK0/DEF1000
These monsters are all-powerful in their place- but that place is in the toilet. Their ATK/Def are extremely weak, and they have no effects.
But the real reason I've put these guys in is their card art! Let's face it; even weak cards have O.K card art, but these things would make
you vomit. Ojama yellow looks the worst. He has long eyes on strings, huge thick lips and, like all ojamas, wears a thong. Ojama green
has a giant slobbery tongue, and has one eye and a horrid smile. Ojama black is tremendously obesse and has a runny nose. UUUUGH!

8: Koitsu Fairy/water/ATK200/DEF100 This card may be treated as an equip spell card. Equip this card to "Aitsu". "Aitsu" will have an
ATK strenth of 3100 and a trample effect. When Aitsu is destroyed, this card is destroyed instead.
This Guy has weird card art, showing a naked blue guy standing on a paper airplane. But the worst thing about him is his level. He is a level
10, for goodness sakes! Two tributes for a 200 attacker. This makes me want to kill something! I HATE THIS CARD!

7: Griggle Plant/Earth/See ameba/See ameba. This card is the same as ameba, except you gain 3000 instead of your opponent loosing
2000. This is lower because burn effects are better, and this guy can be negated with bad reaction to simochi.

6: Aitsu fairy/fire/ATK100/DEF100
Like koitsu, this card us rubbish cause he is a tribute-requiring under-1000 attackerr

5: Gryphon wing counter trap Negate the effect of "Harpies feather duster and destroy all your opponent's spell or trap cards on the field.
Being a secret rare promo, harpie's feather duster is hard to get hold of, so it is almost useless

4: Jade insect whistle Normal spell add one insect type mosnster to the top of your opponent's deck from their deck
this card either does nothing or helps your opponent. It can be a godsend to parasite paracides, though, but how likely or useful is that?
Besides, I always thought the fun (Though weakness) of paracite paracide was that it infected your opponent itself.

3: the cheerfull coffin Normal spell Discard three cards from your hand.
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DISCARD THREE CARDS? I suppose if you play reversal of the worlds or marie the fallen one decks this card
can be useful, but otherwise it seems a complete load of hooley. Oh, and it could set a monster up for revival, but a lot of rebirth cards only add it to your hand or deck.

2: Thousand eyes idol Spellcaster/dark/ATK0/DEF0
This card's only use is to merge with relinquished to form thousand eyes restrict, but that needs 4 cards (Relinquished, its ritual, idol and Polymerisation) So usually
this card cannot be used. And of course, fairy meteor crush could make this card a demon to you.

all these cards are bad. Really bad but the ultimate worst card I know is...

DARK DESIGNATOR normal spell Declare the name of a monster. if it is in your oppponent's deck, add it to your opponent's hand.
If you play this card, you need help badly.
Like insect whistle, this card will have 2 possible outcomes. 1: IT will do nothing 2: It will help your opponent. However, if you have a hino-kagu-tsuchi
nearby it can be devistating, or card destruction, but otherwise this card is rubbish.

If you have any queries on my choices or want to know what a card looks like, contact me at pj.liddle1@btinternet.com. For computer security, I will not be opening
attachments. If anyone sends me a virus, I will send a giant image of Ojama yellow (Just kidding).

Take care!