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Testaros25's Top 10 Wackiest Fusions


Well, this is an original Top 10 List, talking about the wackiest fusions 
nowadays, and by wackiest, I mean the Fusion Materials.

10. Bickuribox
Fusion: Dream and Crass Clown

Why use this when Clown Control is better, yet, outdated? I'd rather kill 
off the monsters with Dream Clown than have a 2300 Fusion killing the 
monsters off, because Dream Clown can kill Jinzo.

9. Bracchio-radius
Fusion: Two-Headed King Rex and Crawling Dragon #2

This card isn't in ENG yet, but it will be soon. It's a Dinosaur/Water 
with stats of 2200/2000/6*, meaning it's another good choice for Magical 
Scientist OTK decks.

8. Cyber Saurus
Fusion: Blast Juggler and THKR

This card couldn't even be used when it came out!!!! Plus, it's a Godzilla 
wannabe, kinda.

7. Dragon Knight of Dark Realm - Dark Sword
Fusion: Dark Blade and Pitch-Dark Dragon

Coming out in Rise of Destiny, this card's ATK/DEF are the same when DB is 
equipped with PDD, 2200/1500, plus, it's a Level 6 monster, another MSOTK 
choice. But, you'd be using this card for it's effect and not a launch. 
When you do damage with this card, you can remove 3 monsters from your 
opponent's Graveyard!!!!!!

6. Alligator's Sword Dragon
Fusion: Alligator's Sword and Baby Dragon

This card doesn't have a known ENG release yet, but it is interesting.
If your opponent has only Fire, Water, or Earth monsters, this guy attacks 
directly. Of course, like Drillago/Tyranno/Rocket Jumper, the S/T on the 
field come into placement of the effect. However, having 1700 ATK isn't much.

5. Master of Oz
Fusion: Big Koala and Des Kangaroo

As if one boxing marsupial isn't enough, we get this guy. Good thing his 
ATK is off the charts.

4. King Mokey Mokey
Fusion: Mokey Mokey x3

Also part of Rise of Destiny, this card is Level 6, but has only 300 ATK. 
However, when it leaves the field, you swarm with your dead Mokey Mokey's.

3. Ojama King
Fusion: Ojama Green, Yellow, and Black

Ever notice that every Ojama wears Speedos? This thing brings Ojama Decks 
to a whole new level, the level of denying your opponent any monsters!!!!!!

2. Sanwitch
Fusion: Sangan and Witch of the Black Forest

This comes out in the end of September, and it's Fusion Material get Banned 
in the first of October. Not to mention the name sounds like something you'd 
eat at lunch!!!!

And now, for the #1 Wackiest Fusion Monster....................




1. Musician King
Fusion: Lady of Faith and Witch of the Black Forest

Two female monsters used to create a male monster. I don't like where this is 
going, so I'll keep my piehole shut and prevent my sickened mind from taking 
over. But, you must admit, this fusion is ****ed up.
Pun intended. <_<


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