10. Hysteric Fairy- Just why is she hysteric? She looks more annoyed than hysterical, look at her picture.
9. Malevolent Nuzzler- Nuzzle...nuzzle...
8. Bistro Butcher- *heavy Italian accent* BISTROOO!!! The butcher of bistrular doom!!
7. Trent- um... it's a tree... trees don't have names.
6. Mr. Volcano- What a cool name! His hair is on fire...WHEE!
5. Weather Report- oh boy, what a monster. a puffball weather reporter. I'm so scared.
4. Boneheimer- It's... a seahorse. just...WEIRD.
3. The Emperor's Holiday- I think they were running out of ideas over at Konami...
2. Giant Turtle Who Feeds On Flames- WHAT???? Was Konami having a contest for "Longest Card Name
We Can Fit In The Little Box At The Top Of The Card"?

And the number one oddest card name in the game...

1. House of Adhesive Tape- What. The. Heck. o_O