Edzel's Yu-Gi-Oh Top 10 Most Good Looking Cards

 

10. Succubus Knight: WOAH its great looking. Plus 6 arms, how can you say no to that? She can do the taxes, wash the dishes, dry the clothes, polish the windows, mop the floor and dust the house, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!

 

9. Hyosube: Does it get any better than this? Barely. Wow I like the dog like tongue. I guess it's how all the kids are wearing their tongues this days. Hyosube really knows how to just go with the flow.

 

8. Narrow Pass: WOW! This is like, 5 for the price of 1! Even liquidation stores don't have that kind of sale on refurbished items! All of this things are great. I'm particualur to the little pink blob in the bottom left corner though. Man, I just love that vertical mouth, and the nice spiky red mohawk. Trendy.

 

7. Life Absorbing Machine: I love the looks on that thing on the old guy's back. Multiple legs, it's probably a good sprinter. It't probably crush anyone at 100 meter dash. And it keeps its brain in a jar. Now thats fashionable.

 

6. Des Lacooda: I just love those bandages, though I think he may have stole the idea off of Nelly. And he's such a good looking undead camel that he's literally smokin'! If you don't believe me look at that thick smoke coming out of his mouth.

 

5. Fake Trap: Ooooh, thats one fine lookin' monkey. No seriously. Look at it. And know why he's holding uip the false sign? No not because it's called fake trap stupid, it's cause someone asked if he wasn't the most fine lookin' purple monkey ever.

 

4. Armored Zombie: Wowee! I just love the green decaying flesh on this thing. And the armor just makes it look so...mysterious. Nice teeth too, I think he uses Colgate. Bit of an overbite though, so he only made 4th.

 

3.Nemuriko: WHOA! This thing is just like...amazingly good lookin'. If this thing was real I would date it. No scratch that I would marry it.

 

2. Serpentine Princess: Very nice over exaggerated neck muscles on this one. And I just love the absolutely HUGE back of head this thing has. When the back of the head gets too big it just gets way too oogly. Somebody in my class could outmatch this thing in a back-of-head contest any day.

 

1. Right Leg of the Forbidden One: Prow! This is one great leg, man. I mean it's obvious this leg has been working out. Running laps, the works. I mean this thing is just screaming out hot! Well it would be if it had a mouth, but thats part of the drawbacks of just being a leg, ya know?

 

Don't agree with me on these? I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't agree with me, but if you're absolutely sure, you can get me at operationcow@hotmail.com

 

Edzel