yamirikochet's Yu-Gi-Oh Top Ten Fake Cards

              10. Dork Master - Pork (Dark/Fiend/8/2700/1500) You can only 
use this card if you're fat or stupid.

               9. Blockhead Tyranno (Earth/Dinosaur/7/2600/1800) When this 
card is summoned,rip it up.

              8. SpongeBob SquarePants (Water/Aqua/4/1600/1200) When this 
monster is summoned, yell "Bahahaha! I'm SpongeBob!" and carve a pineapple.

              7.Rikochet (Earth/Warrior/5/2200/1500) When this monster is 
summoned, holler "LUCHARAAAAN!!!" and wrestle with your opponent. If possible, 
make up your own stupid signature move.

              6. X (Dark/Fiend/1/XXXX/XXXX) Text: X
  
              5.Imitation (Normal Spell) You can only activate this card if 
you have cards out of a starter deck. Dress up as the Yu-Gi-Oh character that 
the cards belong to, and talk like that character for the rest of the duel.

              4. Mr.Idiot (Wind/Pyro/12/0/0) Text: Duh! I'm an idiot!
              
              3.Timmy Turner (Dark/Spellcaster/1/0/0) If you have "Fairly 
Oddparents" (sorry if someone else made this card up) on your side of the field 
when this card is summoned, say "I wish I'd win the duel!" in a dorky 
10-year-old voice and you win automatically.
 
               2. Yami Yugi (Dark/Spellcaster/1/999999999999/999999999999) 
You can Special Summon this card from your Deck during any Main Phase 1 or 2. 
When this monster is summoned, you win the Match. These effects cannot be 
negated or reversed (NOTE: if they release a card that lets you reverse
effects) and 
this  card cannot be destroyed.

               1. The Flea (Earth/Warrior/1/9000/0) Union: Once per turn, you 
may treat this card as an Equip Spell Card on a face-up "Rikochet" on your 
side of the field. Once equipped, the next time you fart, you win the Duel. (1 
Union monster can be equipped at a time. If the equipped monster would be 
destroyed in battle, destroy this monster instead.)