Breaker's 10 worst things about Yu-Gi-Oh!

I hope this titel didn't anger you. Yugioh is one of the greatest games out there, and definately the best trading card game. But there are a few things that need to be change, though some of them cannot be controlled by Konami.

10. They should put more cards like other Konami games, becuase it's cool. Jinzo/Psycho Mantis is the only one. I mean, there are tons of Mario cameos in Zelda games(Mario posters on walls, Maron's Bowser necklace) and vice-versa, but they need more in Yu-Gi-Oh cards. This is just really cool, and doesn't really effect the card game, so that's why it's on the bottom.

9. People who say my cards are fake, becuase they are Japanese.

I can't tell you how many times someone questioned my non-English cards. I collect Japanese cards, so I don't go to official tournaments. Not to sound like an ad, but the stores that have links on this website have Japanese cards/decks that are cheaper than the ones in stores.

8. Confusing cards effects.

You know, everything that's ever been questioned about how a card does or doesn't. As long as there are stupid people in the world (like me), there will always be questionable card affects. By the way, does Fairy King Truesdale work on himself?

7. Video games that you can't put your real cards into.

When I got World Championship Tournamnet 2004, I thought "Cool, I have a Slate Warrior and I can put him in my game!", I can't. Konami shouldn't even make games like that without telling people first. Game Informer doesn't rate YGO games until 2 or 3 months after thier release (and they tell you), so Konami should tell you on the cover of the game. I doubt thery'd do that.

6. People who take this game really seriously.

It's a little card game! You don't need to spend a million dollars on the best deck! I admit I spend a little too much money on Yu-Gi-Oh, but some poeple are ridiculous! It's just a card game.

5. Sexiest/hottest card lists.

This is just stupid. 99/9% of the girl cards are blue, or an animal, or something. Plus, it's always Dark Magician Girl as #1 and Fairy Injection Lily at #2. That's just stupid. Not only is this a game, but Amazoness Paladin is clearly- wait, I'm getting off track. I'm going to go to the next subject now.

4. Toon Monsters

This is just stupid, there are only 4 Toon Monster cards, and 2 of them are good. They need to make a lot of good toon cards (toon index, toon goblin attack force, and toon gemini elf are in Japanese).

3. People who hate cards just becuase they're common.

I have a Summoned Skull, my deck doesn't suck! I hate poeple like this, especially about summoned skull haters. Are there ANY other 2500 5-6 star cards? No, there isn't, that's why he's good. I also hate the poeple who hate: Jinzo, Blue Eyes, Dark Paladin, Buster Blader, 1800 4-star cards, flip effects, and Goblin Attack Force. Well, Attack Force isn't common, but people hate them anyway.

2. Stupid Newbies.

I don't hate newbies, hey I was new once. I do hate the ones that have both starter decks of whatever the new one is and think they're the best. One little kid went to a tournament and just put both Evolutions and a Dark Crisis pack (didn't bother to see the cards) on top of each other and think he can beat anyone. I also hate people who hate newbies that aren't the "I can beat anyone 'cuz I have both starter decks" type of newbie.

1. Really, really long card effects.

When I got the Pegasus deck, my eyes got hurt reading the toon monsters and Reliquished's effect. I can't even read Thousnad Eyes Restrict's effect. If Konami has a card with a 10-page-long effect, the card should say "look at our website for the effect", or something. They tell you to look for the banned/restricted cards and they just posted the new Archfiend cards without saying anything, good thing I just happened to care enough to look at the news.

fox1755@sbcglobal.net please, please no hate mail, besides, this is just one stupid guy's opinion about a card game, right? No hate mail. Besides I don't know you, no sense argueing with some guy you don't know, right? No, seriously, I don't care why you hate me, so you're better off keeping it to yourself becuase I don't know you.